Ftrain, by Paul Ford

March 2016

Mar 31, 2016

tech/humanities is imo a keymaster/gatekeeper situation and...

@ntabebe tech/humanities is imo a keymaster/gatekeeper situation and it's horrible when they actually meet

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Mar 31, 2016

slid into your dms

@joshu slid into your dms

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Mar 31, 2016

http://Postlight.com if you want a little NYC attitude

@joshu @sogrady postlight.com if you want a little NYC attitude

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Mar 31, 2016

different approach but it definitely works

@jpotisch different approach but it definitely works

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Mar 31, 2016

a good headline here would be “pulp fiction”...

a good headline here would be “pulp fiction” nytimes.com/...

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Mar 31, 2016

you know i almost never do this, like really, never,...

@aedison @avram you know i almost never do this, like really, never, but

Avery.

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Mar 31, 2016

only styles should be heard all other sections benefit from...

@marklotto only styles should be heard all other sections benefit from their silence

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Mar 31, 2016

this election is the real story of how the matrix starts,...

@cassmarketos this election is the real story of how the matrix starts, they just haven't run the wires into our necks yet

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Mar 31, 2016

intern tears are the fuel that keeps twitter running

@cassmarketos intern tears are the fuel that keeps twitter running

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Mar 31, 2016

If you're not a “10” at home, you won't be a “10” when you...

If you're not a “10” at home, you won't be a “10” when you join ISIS. This message brought to you by America.

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Mar 31, 2016

Waiter why are there emojis in my soup? Sir this restaurant...

Waiter why are there emojis in my soup? Sir this restaurant is smarm-to-table.

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Mar 31, 2016

plus we then tweak them a little

@patrickbjohnson plus we then tweak them a little

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Mar 31, 2016

http://rev.com

@patrickbjohnson rev.com

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Mar 31, 2016

Here are some musical genres I would like to see:...

Here are some musical genres I would like to see: Skankwave. System7punk. Aquametal. Brispop. Gozzle. Prank. AuPair. Autocorrect. Poopstep.

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Mar 31, 2016

welcome to my dream https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/715525...

@leahfinnegan welcome to my dream twitter.com/...

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Mar 31, 2016

2009: I'll read a book and look out the window. 2016: I...

@leahfinnegan 2009: I'll read a book and look out the window. 2016: I better wade into this pointless online argument.

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Mar 31, 2016

there was so much less fucking drama that's for sure

@leahfinnegan there was so much less fucking drama that's for sure

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Mar 31, 2016

a bus came and i got on how did we live this way

@leahfinnegan a bus came and i got on how did we live this way

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Mar 31, 2016

I'm just...waiting.

I'm just...waiting.

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Mar 31, 2016

Bustime is down and I have no idea how to live.

Bustime is down and I have no idea how to live.

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Mar 30, 2016

i normally buy Žywieć!

@schuyler i normally buy Žywieć!

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Mar 30, 2016

it's unsettling to drink two and realize you kinda drank a...

@joeljohnson it's unsettling to drink two and realize you kinda drank a whole bottle of wine sort of

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Mar 30, 2016

you guys ever pick up black boss porter at the bodega turns...

you guys ever pick up black boss porter at the bodega turns out it's from poland and 9.4% alcohol kinda surprising twitter.com/...

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Mar 30, 2016

whoaaaaaaa this is niiiice

@dphiffer whoaaaaaaa this is niiiice

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Mar 30, 2016

many of my tweets are bad

@patbits many of my tweets are bad

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Mar 30, 2016

look today i erased a tweet that had the word “Treeyoncé”...

@flourish @nickmofo look today i erased a tweet that had the word “Treeyoncé” in it so that my children won't grow up to see it so i get it

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Mar 30, 2016

dammit flourish

@flourish dammit flourish

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Mar 30, 2016

what this proves is that flavortown is inside of us which...

what this proves is that flavortown is inside of us which anyone who read the alchemist knew all along

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Mar 30, 2016

whereas I get https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/715363986389...

@monteurhulot whereas I get twitter.com/...

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Mar 30, 2016

that's what i'm getting too

@terrainsvagues that's what i'm getting too

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Mar 30, 2016

today on twitter i erased many bad tweets, talked about...

today on twitter i erased many bad tweets, talked about incredible hulk's poops when he becomes bruce banner, and ended on flavortown

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Mar 30, 2016

somehow google maps knows that flavortown is real but that...

somehow google maps knows that flavortown is real but that it might not be KNOWN as flavortown

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Mar 30, 2016

wait it seems if you search for "flavortown" on gmaps it...

wait it seems if you search for "flavortown" on gmaps it shows you the most geographically appropriate place possibly NOT named flavortown

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Mar 30, 2016

oh god this goes so much deeper than i'd feared

@EthanZ oh god this goes so much deeper than i'd feared

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Mar 30, 2016

what if i told you that flavortown is a real place, that...

what if i told you that flavortown is a real place, that people live there

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Mar 30, 2016

if you search for "flavortown" on google maps it points...

if you search for "flavortown" on google maps it points you...exactly where you'd expect

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Mar 30, 2016

i worry it will be derivative of this masterpiece...

@prof_anne @flourish @elizabethminkel @mariabustillos @ajaromano i worry it will be derivative of this masterpiece twitter.com/...

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Mar 30, 2016

20 years later...

@MacDiva @kosamari 20 years later...

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Mar 30, 2016

the first language I learned was CSound, I wanted to...

@MacDiva @kosamari the first language I learned was CSound, I wanted to synthesize sounds to make pictures on a home-made oscilloscope

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Mar 30, 2016

agreed also beezus needs to chill

@prof_anne @elizabethminkel @flourish @mariabustillos @ajaromano agreed also beezus needs to chill

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Mar 30, 2016

not too late for Beverly Cleary Nobel

@prof_anne @elizabethminkel @flourish @mariabustillos @ajaromano not too late for Beverly Cleary Nobel

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Mar 30, 2016

look Matt rich and I are trying

@redkeg look Matt rich and I are trying

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Mar 30, 2016

yes but not since I was a kid and I remember that she was...

@elizabethminkel @flourish @mariabustillos @ajaromano yes but not since I was a kid and I remember that she was into state borders?

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Mar 30, 2016

right! Also Mario is a plumber

@flourish @prof_anne @brittashipsit right! Also Mario is a plumber

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Mar 30, 2016

I put the problem in problematic!

@elizabethminkel @flourish @mariabustillos @ajaromano I put the problem in problematic!

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Mar 30, 2016

I think a lot about franchise infrastructure like, hogwarts...

@prof_anne @flourish @brittashipsit I think a lot about franchise infrastructure like, hogwarts plumbing or millennium falcon recycling

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Mar 30, 2016

im just an observer

@flourish @brittashipsit im just an observer

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Mar 30, 2016

I know it's more complex than this

@elizabethminkel @mariabustillos I know it's more complex than this

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Mar 30, 2016

sounds like you need to take some time off and visit shell...

@mrenebrowning sounds like you need to take some time off and visit shell beach

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Mar 30, 2016

a lot of fan fiction I've read it's like they just start...

@mariabustillos @elizabethminkel a lot of fan fiction I've read it's like they just start tickling and laughing and then...hulk...release

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Mar 30, 2016

there are consequences!

@mariabustillos @elizabethminkel there are consequences!

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Mar 30, 2016

i mean Hulk eats and digests then reverts to Bruce Banner...

@mariabustillos @elizabethminkel i mean Hulk eats and digests then reverts to Bruce Banner but still has a Hulk-sized bowel load

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Mar 30, 2016

I have to stop what I'm doing I'm on a bad path

@elizabethminkel I have to stop what I'm doing I'm on a bad path

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Mar 30, 2016

ulgh I wanted horrible superpooping and this is all just...

@elizabethminkel ulgh I wanted horrible superpooping and this is all just sex, I'm disgusted

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Mar 30, 2016

Seriously Dark City is the gritty reboot of Who Moved My...

Seriously Dark City is the gritty reboot of Who Moved My Cheese. twitter.com/...

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Mar 30, 2016

Essay idea: Dark City is a great story about corporate...

Essay idea: Dark City is a great story about corporate re-orgs.

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Mar 30, 2016

I would totally read that Hulk/Spider-Man at 6,000 words

@elizabethminkel I would totally read that Hulk/Spider-Man at 6,000 words

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Mar 30, 2016

the segment was over by the time you tweeted this

@leahfinnegan @joeljohnson the segment was over by the time you tweeted this

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Mar 30, 2016

tv

@bn2b tv

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Mar 30, 2016

not wearing pants

@StevenWeldler not wearing pants

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Mar 30, 2016

Going on tv in a little bit and suddenly afraid to look...

Going on tv in a little bit and suddenly afraid to look down at my shirtfront

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Mar 30, 2016

and yet the only thing to say when you do that is...

@redkeg @MikeIsaac and yet the only thing to say when you do that is "magnifique!" 🤔

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Mar 30, 2016

jesus america let people program your java

jesus america let people program your java

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Mar 30, 2016

actually yes but the people around us would have killed us

@theodoreross actually yes but the people around us would have killed us

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Mar 30, 2016

AMERICA: THE GOGO YEARS 2008–2019

AMERICA: THE GOGO YEARS 2008–2019

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Mar 30, 2016

welcome to the future of MEEEEEDIA

@patbits welcome to the future of MEEEEEDIA

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Mar 30, 2016

so many gogo memories to preserve

so many gogo memories to preserve

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Mar 30, 2016

930pm with toddlers when GOGOInFlight said I needed to...

930pm with toddlers when GOGOInFlight said I needed to install flash to watch PEANUTS then flash wouldn't install—my version, too new

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Mar 30, 2016

Congratulations! I think this will be great! Please fix the...

@jeremyzilar @18F Congratulations! I think this will be great! Please fix the government.

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Mar 30, 2016

If she could lower her sights a little Dough Biden is avail

@laura_june If she could lower her sights a little Dough Biden is avail

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Mar 30, 2016

Late night tweets aka Midnight Gold.

Late night tweets aka Midnight Gold.

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Mar 30, 2016

My family is from a tribe of hilarious people known as the...

My family is from a tribe of hilarious people known as the Amirites.

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Mar 30, 2016

air travel

air travel

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Mar 29, 2016

mornin!

@mathowie mornin!

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Mar 29, 2016

here's a little podcast chat about shipping software at...

here's a little podcast chat about shipping software at SCALE with me, @richziade, and our very fine guest @DeanHach soundcloud.com/...

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Mar 28, 2016

oh wow they changed it to diet ayds...

@jpotisch @bn2b oh wow they changed it to diet ayds en.m.wikipedia.org/...

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Mar 28, 2016

out of bagel chips? Here's a tip: just salt a magazine and...

@laura_june out of bagel chips? Here's a tip: just salt a magazine and eat that

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Mar 28, 2016

you're lucky

@laura_june you're lucky

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Mar 28, 2016

Worcestershire sauce. Bagel chips. Mini pretzels. Oven...

Worcestershire sauce. Bagel chips. Mini pretzels. Oven pre-heated to 250°. Looks like we're ready for Chex™ Mix and Chill.

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Mar 28, 2016

Kind of a screwed-up name for a senior community imo....

Kind of a screwed-up name for a senior community imo. twitter.com/...

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Mar 28, 2016

I mean it's just...more code

@hondanhon @uffe1974 I mean it's just...more code

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Mar 28, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/714503424834809857/photo/1

@TheBlackNerd @patbits twitter.com/...

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Mar 28, 2016

it's more complex than that; it's still got some users...

@patbits @TheBlackNerd it's more complex than that; it's still got some users (that /smush collection is years old tho)

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Mar 28, 2016

i collected these for a while before giving up in disgust,...

@TheBlackNerd @patbits i collected these for a while before giving up in disgust, if it's helpful in your quest mlkshk.com/...

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Mar 27, 2016

i guess there's a small thing going on with...

i guess there's a small thing going on with simpsons/vaporwave youtube.com/...

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Mar 27, 2016

Sunday School https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg...

Sunday School youtube.com/... via mlkshk.com/...

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Mar 27, 2016

depends, was there a body there three days ago

@mattbuchanan depends, was there a body there three days ago

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Mar 27, 2016

true!

@mathowie @waxpancake true!

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Mar 27, 2016

jesus

@joeljohnson @waxpancake jesus

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Mar 27, 2016

it's the one file format that is fully compatible with all...

@waxpancake it's the one file format that is fully compatible with all social networks

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Mar 27, 2016

i'm absolutely convinced that rectangular jpeg quotes is...

@waxpancake i'm absolutely convinced that rectangular jpeg quotes is the native form of text on the internet #tbm=isch&q=inspirational+quotes+internet" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://www.google.com/search?q=inspirational+quotes&espv=2&biw=1158&bih=748&site=webhp&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiioPX7lOHLAhUJ32MKHY87CQgQ_AUIBigB#tbm=isch&q=inspirational+quotes+internet

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Mar 26, 2016

where do you come down on screenshots of tv news appearances

@skamille where do you come down on screenshots of tv news appearances

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Mar 26, 2016

No bikers, no skaters, no doggies, no fancy ladies striding...

No bikers, no skaters, no doggies, no fancy ladies striding around all brassy yelling about lattes, no hippies. twitter.com/...

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Mar 26, 2016

it's news to me! but it doesn't fit in with THE RITUAL...

@michelet it's news to me! but it doesn't fit in with THE RITUAL which requires historically-relevant audio

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Mar 26, 2016

it sort of *has* to be of historical import, modern...

@redkeg it sort of *has* to be of historical import, modern podcasts or lectures never work because I feel obligated to the speaker

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Mar 26, 2016

it took me a while to realize what i'd found. i kept trying...

@jwherrman it took me a while to realize what i'd found. i kept trying to listen and passing out on the bus.

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Mar 26, 2016

I sometimes don't even make it past the intros

@jmhodges I sometimes don't even make it past the intros

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Mar 26, 2016

So far I haven't made more than ten minutes.

So far I haven't made more than ten minutes.

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Mar 26, 2016

If you are a person who listens to weird MP3s at night to...

If you are a person who listens to weird MP3s at night to get to sleep, I present my purest, gold-label supply: fcic.law.stanford.edu/...

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Mar 26, 2016

perfect

@DeanHach @richziade @ericries @scott_kerr perfect

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Mar 25, 2016

do you feel out of THE LOOP

@bn2b do you feel out of THE LOOP

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Mar 25, 2016

this is normal for Wordpress plugins

@bn2b this is normal for Wordpress plugins

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Mar 25, 2016

by the eighth beer you'll know

@510home by the eighth beer you'll know

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Mar 25, 2016

a++++ reply excellent work here today

@510home a++++ reply excellent work here today

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Mar 25, 2016

One nice thing about hanging in Davis is you can say, “I'm...

One nice thing about hanging in Davis is you can say, “I'm gonna take this bottle of wine to finish” and head home at 3pm.

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Mar 25, 2016

if you're gonna stay then stay

@patbits if you're gonna stay then stay

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Mar 25, 2016

Guys I was just kidding about men in California. And sure...

Guys I was just kidding about men in California. And sure the water is hard but I LIKE showering to feel like a rain of dusty rat bones.

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Mar 25, 2016

California: The men are soft but the water is hard.

California: The men are soft but the water is hard.

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Mar 25, 2016

chewbacca is so tense

chewbacca is so tense

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Mar 25, 2016

not according to the force awakens

@marklotto not according to the force awakens

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Mar 25, 2016

any time!

@derektmead any time!

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Mar 25, 2016

sometimes muting is a way to say “i don't want to hate you”

@jennschiffer @tinysubversions sometimes muting is a way to say “i don't want to hate you”

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Mar 24, 2016

thank you!

@knowtheory thank you!

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Mar 23, 2016

Well when do we need to wake up to get the twins to the...

Well when do we need to wake up to get the twins to the airport and on the flight I asked just now. My wife said, 3:30am.

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Mar 23, 2016

honest feedback on Twitter is what product people live for

@sixfoot6 @VoxProduct honest feedback on Twitter is what product people live for

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Mar 23, 2016

ulgh you read that too?

@pdavies ulgh you read that too?

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Mar 23, 2016

jesus ted

@knowtheory jesus ted

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Mar 23, 2016

if you mashed up a dance mix of the gruffalo with the...

if you mashed up a dance mix of the gruffalo with the knuffle bunny and quotes from mark ruffalo it would be the KnuffleRuffalGruffalo

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Mar 23, 2016

just a thought

just a thought

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Mar 23, 2016

if you worked on an icebreaker ship parties'd be weird,...

if you worked on an icebreaker ship parties'd be weird, you'd be like “i work on an icebreaker and i know that sounds like an icebreaker.”

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Mar 23, 2016

hmmm

@TayandYou hmmm

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Mar 23, 2016

cool but is it sql server

@TayandYou cool but is it sql server

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Mar 23, 2016

what database do you use

@TayandYou what database do you use

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Mar 23, 2016

“Supervised machine learning is an attempt to discover what...

“Supervised machine learning is an attempt to discover what stereotypes are true.” —@mikepqr of @FastForwardLabs telling us what's wrong

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Mar 23, 2016

“The hello world of social media mapping is ‘Starbucks’.”...

“The hello world of social media mapping is ‘Starbucks’.” —@mikepqr visiting @PostlightAgency, presenting work by @FastForwardLabs

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Mar 23, 2016

plus there's been borrowing from other plain-text formats,...

@anildash @djacobs @sippey @jeremyzilar plus there's been borrowing from other plain-text formats, and "extensions" for years and years

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Mar 23, 2016

no one party is responsible. the closest thing to a...

@djacobs @sippey @jeremyzilar no one party is responsible. the closest thing to a standard-standard is commonmark.org

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Mar 23, 2016

you just asked if rss is more valid than atom

@djacobs you just asked if rss is more valid than atom

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Mar 23, 2016

everything is boring now

@patbits everything is boring now

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Mar 23, 2016

I miss it

@patbits I miss it

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Mar 23, 2016

I'm pretty sure Peoples' Instinctive Travels is why I moved...

I'm pretty sure Peoples' Instinctive Travels is why I moved to NYC.

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Mar 23, 2016

Early to bed, up at 2:24am.

Early to bed, up at 2:24am.

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Mar 23, 2016

ahhh thank u

@nicbarajas ahhh thank u

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Mar 22, 2016

Wow this is good https://twitter.com/topreads/status/7124310...

Wow this is good twitter.com/...

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Mar 22, 2016

this is really generous praise, thank you!

@alsothings @richziade this is really generous praise, thank you!

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Mar 22, 2016

here have this podcast in good faith...

here have this podcast in good faith soundcloud.com/...

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Mar 22, 2016

#entrepreneuring

@anildash #entrepreneuring

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Mar 22, 2016

“You make me do things I’m very uncomfortable with, in the...

“You make me do things I’m very uncomfortable with, in the name of sales.” trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 22, 2016

happy birthday, adam frucci

@joeljohnson happy birthday, adam frucci

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Mar 22, 2016

proud of u

@elizabethminkel proud of u

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Mar 22, 2016

office playlist is currently ok computer and all the plants...

office playlist is currently ok computer and all the plants died

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Mar 22, 2016

i mean we really do

@ginatrapani i mean we really do

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Mar 22, 2016

absolutely

@bennyfactor absolutely

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Mar 22, 2016

If you want to hear two men complaining at length about...

If you want to hear two men complaining at length about LinkedIn for 35 minutes here's a podcast trackchanges.libsyn.com/...

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Mar 21, 2016

yeah look a lot of us were into martec back when it was...

@anildash @bn2b yeah look a lot of us were into martec back when it was just called bannerwave but scenes move on

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Mar 21, 2016

pizza bagels the better option tonight

@radiofutr @PostlightAgency pizza bagels the better option tonight

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Mar 21, 2016

Update your decks!!!!!! The 2016 Marketing Technology...

Update your decks!!!!!! The 2016 Marketing Technology Landscape is here marketingland.com/...

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Mar 21, 2016

it's the worst thing I ever saw

@leahfinnegan it's the worst thing I ever saw

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Mar 21, 2016

accurate

@bizweekgraphics accurate

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Mar 21, 2016

have you seen this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2...

@leahfinnegan have you seen this youtube.com/...

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Mar 21, 2016

not me—six years and two web editors ago

@joshcarr @Harpers not me—six years and two web editors ago

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Mar 21, 2016

i am a total sucker for a very small number of jokes or...

@tombielecki i am a total sucker for a very small number of jokes or concepts repeated over and over until they become utterly insane

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Mar 21, 2016

“letterkenny” is the first tv that has made me laugh out...

“letterkenny” is the first tv that has made me laugh out loud in years, the last was “the thick of it”

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Mar 21, 2016

awww guys i was just kidding i know that you are not...

@bizweekgraphics awww guys i was just kidding i know that you are not responsible for all whitespace everywhere

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Mar 21, 2016

sometimes the way businessweek does vertical layout leads...

sometimes the way businessweek does vertical layout leads to wonderful juxtapositions hi @bizweekgraphics twitter.com/...

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Mar 21, 2016

ah good catch. not a publicly accessible link but worth...

@kevinwuhoo ah good catch. not a publicly accessible link but worth removing!

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Mar 21, 2016

wow this image makes a lot of things clear

@patbits @anildash wow this image makes a lot of things clear

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Mar 21, 2016

I based an encryption algorithm on where I find Legos

@sixfoot6 I based an encryption algorithm on where I find Legos

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Mar 21, 2016

it was so sad

@dphiffer it was so sad

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Mar 21, 2016

Dan I just went back to RSS because I write a newsletter...

@dphiffer Dan I just went back to RSS because I write a newsletter and I dusted off my feeds and it's crickets

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Mar 21, 2016

the people in our chat room talk about how your newsletter...

@lauraolin the people in our chat room talk about how your newsletter game is so real

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Mar 21, 2016

Today's newsletter is just other newsletters...

Today's newsletter is just other newsletters trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 21, 2016

YES

@ohpleaseno YES

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Mar 21, 2016

on this the most holiest of Twitterversaries.

@bdeskin on this the most holiest of Twitterversaries.

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Mar 21, 2016

In return I seek amnesty for myself.

In return I seek amnesty for myself.

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Mar 21, 2016

If you are ever walking along and suddenly remember...

If you are ever walking along and suddenly remember something shamefully stupid that you said to me, I would like to offer amnesty.

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Mar 21, 2016

Also, happy 10th anniversary to the Twitter product! I love...

Also, happy 10th anniversary to the Twitter product! I love and fear you.

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Mar 21, 2016

I'm wondering which API will Twitter shut down to celebrate...

I'm wondering which API will Twitter shut down to celebrate its 10th anniversary.

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Mar 21, 2016

#newsbiz

@ambienttraffic #newsbiz

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Mar 21, 2016

oh wait i forgot

@ambienttraffic oh wait i forgot

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Mar 21, 2016

everything that combines the NYT and a fridge is horrible

@ambienttraffic everything that combines the NYT and a fridge is horrible

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Mar 21, 2016

THIS IS COOL. DO A GOOD JOB. THE WORLD IS WATCHING.

@marklotto THIS IS COOL. DO A GOOD JOB. THE WORLD IS WATCHING.

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Mar 21, 2016

greenback could have bigger than curious geo. were it not...

@bizweekgraphics @leahfinnegan greenback could have bigger than curious geo. were it not for the aura of tragic death surrounding him always

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Mar 21, 2016

no but tbh he could use a little in back

@hughmcguire no but tbh he could use a little in back

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Mar 21, 2016

Leah and I are both obsessed with one thing and that's...

@bizweekgraphics @leahfinnegan Leah and I are both obsessed with one thing and that's accuracy in public monkey facts

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Mar 21, 2016

it freaking commits

@derektmead it freaking commits

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Mar 21, 2016

Shearing the little boy at the barbershop....

Shearing the little boy at the barbershop. twitter.com/...

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Mar 21, 2016

I mean you're not watching tv so much as doing...

@droob @redkeg I mean you're not watching tv so much as doing cultural-historical research into gender representation in mass media

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Mar 21, 2016

Buffy turns 20 next year

@redkeg Buffy turns 20 next year

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Mar 20, 2016

why don't more global leaders have pet monkeys

@leahfinnegan @bizweekgraphics why don't more global leaders have pet monkeys

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Mar 20, 2016

okay i had a thought which is what is the name of the wi-fi...

okay i had a thought which is what is the name of the wi-fi on air force one and is it potusinflight

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Mar 20, 2016

10-4 i'm hearing you loud and clear good buddy over

@harper 10-4 i'm hearing you loud and clear good buddy over

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Mar 20, 2016

sup

@harper sup

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Mar 20, 2016

a tribute to the spirit of the Cuban people

@jimaley a tribute to the spirit of the Cuban people

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Mar 20, 2016

yet despite all this the mood remains one of optimism

@jimaley yet despite all this the mood remains one of optimism

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Mar 20, 2016

hmmmmm.

@maureenflaherty hmmmmm.

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Mar 20, 2016

this is a stellar gif via http://mlkshk.com/p/17X9D via...

this is a stellar gif via mlkshk.com/... via hannahdraws.tumblr.com/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 20, 2016

“I'm releasing a fragrance” is something only rich people...

“I'm releasing a fragrance” is something only rich people can say. For the rest of us it's disgusting.

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Mar 19, 2016

this is not how Twitter polls work

@XpressPage @anildash this is not how Twitter polls work

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Mar 19, 2016

are you endorsed for SEO on LinkedIn?

@anildash are you endorsed for SEO on LinkedIn?

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Mar 19, 2016

at least you are notable

@anildash at least you are notable

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Mar 19, 2016

I feel that people should clean up your page before they...

@anildash I feel that people should clean up your page before they mess with me

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Mar 19, 2016

also why is your own Wikipedia page a set of tiny...

@anildash also why is your own Wikipedia page a set of tiny disconnected facts? en.m.wikipedia.org/...

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Mar 19, 2016

Anil why.

@anildash Anil why.

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Mar 19, 2016

Anil.

@anildash Anil.

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Mar 18, 2016

live your truth bobby

@xxbobbyzxx live your truth bobby

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Mar 18, 2016

Twitter will still be here in the morning.

Twitter will still be here in the morning.

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Mar 18, 2016

Thank you!

@MisterRayCo @PostlightAgency Thank you!

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Mar 18, 2016

dammit misha this was so simple

@michelet @tolar dammit misha this was so simple

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Mar 18, 2016

omg i'm not talking about YOU snowflake i'm talking about...

omg i'm not talking about YOU snowflake i'm talking about the over 6000 NPR listeners currently enacting 9/11-level grief in my timeline

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Mar 18, 2016

sure i would just make fun of everyone directly instead of...

@bdeskin sure i would just make fun of everyone directly instead of side-trolling

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Mar 18, 2016

rusty Twitter is unusable due to npr podcast opinions for...

@rustyk5 rusty Twitter is unusable due to npr podcast opinions for me right now

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Mar 18, 2016

well sure but I mean literally every media company's...

@davidgura well sure but I mean literally every media company's platform strategy is this bad

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Mar 18, 2016

It just feels like a lot of work to have that opinion is...

It just feels like a lot of work to have that opinion is all.

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Mar 18, 2016

Why do so many people have opinions about how NPR promotes...

Why do so many people have opinions about how NPR promotes podcasts?

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Mar 18, 2016

or maybe we just sort of meta gentrified from a pee in the...

@jackrusher or maybe we just sort of meta gentrified from a pee in the gutter culture to a dignified bodies culture without time to think

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Mar 18, 2016

I wonder what the fundamental fear is. Unrobed hobo...

@jackrusher I wonder what the fundamental fear is. Unrobed hobo penises? Unmaidenly fluids? Jew pee mingling with gentile juices?

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Mar 18, 2016

subscribe to our nwsltr http://postlight.us11.list-manage.co...

subscribe to our nwsltr postlight.us11.list-manage.com/...

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Mar 18, 2016

Tec hnology In distres s https://trackchanges.postlight.com/...

Tec hnology In distres s trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 18, 2016

I believe that this Medium post is my finest aggregation in...

I believe that this Medium post is my finest aggregation in my many years of aggregating. trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 18, 2016

son r u a mailchimp or a mailchamp

son r u a mailchimp or a mailchamp

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Mar 18, 2016

NYC to poopers: Drop dead http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/18/...

NYC to poopers: Drop dead nytimes.com/...

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Mar 17, 2016

Really the whole album is spectacular

Really the whole album is spectacular

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Mar 17, 2016

Happy St. Patrick's Day https://open.spotify.com/track/2esQf...

Happy St. Patrick's Day open.spotify.com/...

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Mar 17, 2016

it took me like five tries but I agree

@bn2b @droob it took me like five tries but I agree

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Mar 17, 2016

wow Matt looks like YOU practice BURNalism

@redkeg wow Matt looks like YOU practice BURNalism

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Mar 17, 2016

do obituary writers practice urnalism

do obituary writers practice urnalism

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Mar 17, 2016

hyperventilating

@sixfoot6 hyperventilating

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Mar 17, 2016

i miss providing that service

@cristinstephens i miss providing that service

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Mar 17, 2016

okay but the last time i did it my ears literally,...

@cristinstephens okay but the last time i did it my ears literally, actually, really bled

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Mar 17, 2016

https://medium.com/the-story/move-your-domain-to-medium-21fd...

@brendanl79 @Medium medium.com/...

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Mar 17, 2016

hileah

@leahfinnegan hileah

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Mar 17, 2016

to make sure I got the point, told me that his quote was...

@leahfinnegan to make sure I got the point, told me that his quote was “He laughed loudly. Oh, no, no, no.”

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Mar 17, 2016

FILE DESTRUCTION DEVICE

@GoogleDesign FILE DESTRUCTION DEVICE

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Mar 17, 2016

This is a Bridget too far

This is a Bridget too far

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Mar 17, 2016

Oh no I am in midtown on St Patrick's day and oh god no

Oh no I am in midtown on St Patrick's day and oh god no

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Mar 17, 2016

It's super rude that on St. Patrick's Day Donald Trump...

It's super rude that on St. Patrick's Day Donald Trump would choose to be orange.

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Mar 17, 2016

I would just look like I was there to fix the wiring

@rebeccablood I would just look like I was there to fix the wiring

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Mar 17, 2016

by law all future movies must be set in hogwarts

by law all future movies must be set in hogwarts

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Mar 17, 2016

real nerdy newsletter today https://trackchanges.postlight.c...

real nerdy newsletter today trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 17, 2016

Whoa @girldevelopit was at @PostlightAgency last night and...

Whoa @girldevelopit was at @PostlightAgency last night and from what's left in the fridge they had a LaCroix rager. twitter.com/...

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Mar 17, 2016

I hope the singularity gets here soon so I don't have to...

I hope the singularity gets here soon so I don't have to hear any more about universal basic income.

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Mar 17, 2016

but is there a better UX that senior bank management will...

@uxproductlady @droob @heatheremerrick but is there a better UX that senior bank management will sign off upon--this might be good!

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Mar 17, 2016

All I'm saying is a lot of you could use a little algorithm.

All I'm saying is a lot of you could use a little algorithm.

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Mar 17, 2016

These are still some shitty tweets.

These are still some shitty tweets.

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Mar 17, 2016

dammit drew

@droob @visakanv dammit drew

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Mar 17, 2016

a simple searchable history of messages by date and...

@visakanv @droob a simple searchable history of messages by date and subject, plus a reply form, plus oh god I just reimplemented email

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Mar 17, 2016

every regulatory code expands until compliance requires a...

@heatheremerrick @droob every regulatory code expands until compliance requires a full implementation of email

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Mar 17, 2016

oh no that just makes it better

@heatheremerrick @droob oh no that just makes it better

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Mar 17, 2016

the meetings they must have had

@droob the meetings they must have had

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Mar 17, 2016

drafts! Oh no! Oh my god!

@droob drafts! Oh no! Oh my god!

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Mar 17, 2016

Vanglorious.

Vanglorious.

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Mar 16, 2016

i wrote the tweet pointing to a comment thread that became...

@CardboardTweets i wrote the tweet pointing to a comment thread that became the rainbow cake article

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Mar 16, 2016

This article is amazing and horrifying...

This article is amazing and horrifying bloomberg.com/...

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Mar 16, 2016

also I used that form to talk about content experiences to...

@Food52 also I used that form to talk about content experiences to my @svaixd students they also thank you :)

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Mar 16, 2016

hi I enjoy experiencing interesting cms experiences!

@Food52 hi I enjoy experiencing interesting cms experiences!

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Mar 16, 2016

oh wow

@leahfinnegan oh wow

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Mar 16, 2016

eh it's not that bad, recipes are VERY hard

@Hoffm @svaixd eh it's not that bad, recipes are VERY hard

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Mar 16, 2016

Hi Michael! We were exploring content modeling, genre...

@Hoffm Hi Michael! We were exploring content modeling, genre naming, and data constraints in my content class at @svaixd!

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Mar 16, 2016

I mean there's a definite correlation between code and dad

@kjhealy I mean there's a definite correlation between code and dad

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Mar 16, 2016

lee that is a great reminder thank you

@leemfrank lee that is a great reminder thank you

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Mar 16, 2016

I have meetings through Sunday.

I have meetings through Sunday.

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Mar 16, 2016

Then, as both of them cried, a bird pooped on my head,...

Then, as both of them cried, a bird pooped on my head, after which I tripped and fell.

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Mar 16, 2016

My children didn't stop running when I said stop so I made...

My children didn't stop running when I said stop so I made them hold my hands which made them cry so hard that they asked to hold my hands.

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Mar 16, 2016

satire is far better at predicting the future than sci-fi...

satire is far better at predicting the future than sci-fi suck.com/...

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Mar 16, 2016

http://geekz.co.uk/lovesraymond/wp-content/images/ep057.jpg

@joeljohnson geekz.co.uk/...

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Mar 16, 2016

i loled so hard. i miss linux murder humor.

@joeljohnson i loled so hard. i miss linux murder humor.

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Mar 16, 2016

I used Kaspersky Anti-Humiliator but the whole system was...

@joeljohnson I used Kaspersky Anti-Humiliator but the whole system was basically corrupted garbage. I can see why people switch to JesOS.

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Mar 16, 2016

Hi I'm on Note to Self, a podcast, I haven't listened yet,...

Hi I'm on Note to Self, a podcast, I haven't listened yet, I probably sound like a giant tool. twitter.com/...

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Mar 16, 2016

My Norton Shame Hider expired 16 months ago and I can't...

@joeljohnson My Norton Shame Hider expired 16 months ago and I can't bring myself to upgrade.

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Mar 15, 2016

Erin you are right

@emckean Erin you are right

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Mar 15, 2016

it was a great talk I loved it

@DeanHach @PostlightAgency it was a great talk I loved it

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Mar 15, 2016

ulgh Ted

@theodoreross @DeanHach @PostlightAgency ulgh Ted

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Mar 15, 2016

Today I learned courtesy of @DeanHach's talk at...

Today I learned courtesy of @DeanHach's talk at @PostlightAgency that you control-K to link because it's a hyperlin*K*. And I was so sad.

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Mar 15, 2016

I think it's madness

@libovness @SiVola @DeanHach I think it's madness

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Mar 15, 2016

I mean also a little true of our conversation in a way

@droob I mean also a little true of our conversation in a way

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Mar 15, 2016

huh!

@droob huh!

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Mar 15, 2016

it's gonna be a beautiful five minutes

@jpotisch @malcolmsparks it's gonna be a beautiful five minutes

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Mar 15, 2016

hi Anil the podcast is up I wanted to email u but it's been...

@osulop @anildash hi Anil the podcast is up I wanted to email u but it's been a morning

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Mar 15, 2016

that's...beautiful

@rebeccablood that's...beautiful

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Mar 15, 2016

privilege of rank

@poetryforsupper privilege of rank

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Mar 15, 2016

“When machines win, humans win!”...

“When machines win, humans win!” twitter.com/...

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Mar 15, 2016

i mean i do have an api it's email

@pete_rood @sogrady i mean i do have an api it's email

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Mar 14, 2016

but that was normal back then!

@gknauss but that was normal back then!

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Mar 14, 2016

some notes on CLIPPY in today's newsletter...

some notes on CLIPPY in today's newsletter trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 14, 2016

yeah this morning blows chunks

@ambienttraffic @djacobs yeah this morning blows chunks

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Mar 13, 2016

she turned America into dads :(

@lindseyweber she turned America into dads :(

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Mar 13, 2016

oh man everyone already made these ad, ad jokes

@lindseyweber oh man everyone already made these ad, ad jokes

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Mar 13, 2016

this campaign is unfair to eyoncé

@lindseyweber this campaign is unfair to eyoncé

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Mar 13, 2016

don't you mean jierish

@lindseyweber don't you mean jierish

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Mar 13, 2016

It feels like Spring and I think, “Is this okay now? People...

It feels like Spring and I think, “Is this okay now? People must be upset.” I miss apolitical weather.

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Mar 13, 2016

that makes more sense

@ryankailath that makes more sense

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Mar 13, 2016

I mean the same vulnerability exists for other candidates,...

I mean the same vulnerability exists for other candidates, it would be a war of attrition.

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Mar 13, 2016

I'm surprised that thousands of people aren't filling out...

I'm surprised that thousands of people aren't filling out all the EventBrite links for free tickets then not going donaldjtrump.com/...

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Mar 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/708859849736589312/photo/1

twitter.com/...

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Mar 12, 2016

I think America will be fine with that

@droob I think America will be fine with that

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Mar 12, 2016

right

@droob right

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Mar 12, 2016

i love how everyone is realizing that maybe the trump...

@droob i love how everyone is realizing that maybe the trump supporters are acting in self-interest and anger and not actually stupid

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Mar 12, 2016

(saves it as “Letter_protesters_003md.docx” emails to...

(saves it as “Letter_protesters_003md.docx” emails to editor)

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Mar 12, 2016

“The protesters, in order to contribute to the national...

“The protesters, in order to contribute to the national discourse, need to put forth a coherent alternative to Mr. Trump's positions.”

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Mar 12, 2016

I'm looking forward to columnists patronizing protesters...

I'm looking forward to columnists patronizing protesters collectively, as if they were monolithic, structured, and funded.

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Mar 12, 2016

I promised myself I'd stay of out of politics on Twitter...

I promised myself I'd stay of out of politics on Twitter and limit myself to yelling at the media and it's amounting to the same thing.

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Mar 12, 2016

I waited for you to do this second tweet and was NOT...

@bn2b I waited for you to do this second tweet and was NOT disappointed.

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Mar 12, 2016

“Protesters get caked onto the tank treads, which causes...

“Protesters get caked onto the tank treads, which causes significant tank-tread cleaning costs for the campaign.”

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Mar 12, 2016

The article says the people throwing themselves onto the...

The article says the people throwing themselves onto the ramparts have ZERO respect for the value of a good rampart.
nytimes.com/...

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Mar 12, 2016

it gets you from flashlights to assembly code with minimal...

@jimaley @eroston it gets you from flashlights to assembly code with minimal pain

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Mar 12, 2016

I get very upset when she talks about anything

@mariabustillos I get very upset when she talks about anything

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Mar 12, 2016

that book is really great

@eroston @jimaley that book is really great

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Mar 12, 2016

I get very upset when he talks about alternative medicine

@mariabustillos I get very upset when he talks about alternative medicine

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Mar 12, 2016

check out http://www.wirfs-brock.com/allen/things/smalltalk-...

@droob check out wirfs-brock.com/...

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Mar 12, 2016

I think a lot about this article from July....

I think a lot about this article from July. theonion.com/...

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Mar 12, 2016

well also the concept of "political web platform" has...

@zeynep well also the concept of "political web platform" has normalized a lot in the last four years.

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Mar 12, 2016

yeah, that makes sense. alas in that case we are in for...

@zeynep yeah, that makes sense. alas in that case we are in for complete insanity, i guess.

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Mar 12, 2016

i would expect the people who are good at retail politics...

@zeynep i would expect the people who are good at retail politics to rally around him if he gets the nomination, though

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Mar 12, 2016

they've actually built a good web platform, which surprised...

@zeynep they've actually built a good web platform, which surprised me (trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 12, 2016

i believe it. in the video you can hear the sort of basso...

@zeynep i believe it. in the video you can hear the sort of basso roar of raw human enthusiasm, no other candidate has that

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Mar 12, 2016

it's the hands out thumbs up thing. we are in trouble

@zeynep it's the hands out thumbs up thing. we are in trouble

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Mar 12, 2016

this is ... incredibly compelling to watch :(...

this is ... incredibly compelling to watch :( twitter.com/...

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Mar 12, 2016

there are gonna be so many political bots on twitter

there are gonna be so many political bots on twitter

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Mar 12, 2016

and you CAN that's what makes the web so wonderful

@harrisj and you CAN that's what makes the web so wonderful

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Mar 12, 2016

Instead of writing “I'm hearing reports,” you could write,...

Instead of writing “I'm hearing reports,” you could write, “I'm tweeting nonsense.”

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Mar 12, 2016

i'm imaging her speechwriters as those dogs playing...

i'm imaging her speechwriters as those dogs playing poker
twitter.com/...

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Mar 11, 2016

always

@bensk always

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Mar 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/398122769293922305

twitter.com/...

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Mar 11, 2016

Do I have to look that closely

@kjhealy Do I have to look that closely

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Mar 11, 2016

so did @Goldman44 apparently

@benbrown @PatrickSvitek so did @Goldman44 apparently

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Mar 11, 2016

Come to @PostlightAgency on Tuesday evening and meet the...

Come to @PostlightAgency on Tuesday evening and meet the man who KILLED CLIPPY (and fixed Internet Explorer) buff.ly/...

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Mar 11, 2016

can't commit to a time. it's going to be expensive to...

@SBerdseed can't commit to a time. it's going to be expensive to build for thousands of people who want it and I don't have resources.

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Mar 11, 2016

a vast echo chamber wouldn't echo that much would it? like...

a vast echo chamber wouldn't echo that much would it? like there'd be people in it? i feel that this metaphor is acoustically off.

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Mar 11, 2016

Blade Runner sequel: DECKARD, alone, looks at origami...

Blade Runner sequel: DECKARD, alone, looks at origami unicorn. (VO): Sometimes I ask myself: Are you a replicant...or a repliCAN?

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Mar 11, 2016

holy shit that song is great

@rustyk5 holy shit that song is great

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Mar 11, 2016

also when you wake up and you realize your adult friends...

@Choire also when you wake up and you realize your adult friends play super phantom cat

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Mar 11, 2016

Great photos from the @PostlightAgency “Star of the Week,”...

Great photos from the @PostlightAgency “Star of the Week,” @darrellhanley — trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 10, 2016

of course, and the fact that it's happening is great and...

@regularmike @Goldman44 of course, and the fact that it's happening is great and necessary

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Mar 10, 2016

if you finish this story I'm blocking you

@totallyslutsky @on3ness if you finish this story I'm blocking you

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Mar 10, 2016

i'll leave everyone with this https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta...

i'll leave everyone with this twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2016

i unblocked as well and i look forward to putting this...

@totallyslutsky @on3ness i unblocked as well and i look forward to putting this behind us

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Mar 10, 2016

This is cool!

@whileseated This is cool!

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Mar 10, 2016

Whoa!

@whileseated Whoa!

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Mar 10, 2016

it's kind of sad neither of her names works as a gerund...

@caseyjohnston @leahfinnegan it's kind of sad neither of her names works as a gerund like "wow that piece really came in for a finneging.”

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Mar 10, 2016

yeah it's true it's not like that wussy internet...

@caseyjohnston @leahfinnegan yeah it's true it's not like that wussy internet "investigation" style either but actual real facts

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Mar 10, 2016

it takes more words than anyone expects

@mbostock it takes more words than anyone expects

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Mar 10, 2016

I'm having so much fun selling these services

@ambienttraffic I'm having so much fun selling these services

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Mar 10, 2016

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

@richziade @capndesign @ginatrapani noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Mar 10, 2016

I thought the whole annotation thing was kind of a bust...

@caseyjohnston @leahfinnegan I thought the whole annotation thing was kind of a bust before this happened

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Mar 10, 2016

that works--hard to test and automate fake accounts though!

@StevenWeldler @hmoskovits that works--hard to test and automate fake accounts though!

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Mar 10, 2016

morning scott

@sjttocs @ginatrapani @darth morning scott

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Mar 10, 2016

it's so bad in so many ways

@ginatrapani @darth it's so bad in so many ways

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Mar 10, 2016

is not choire's pain enough

@ginatrapani is not choire's pain enough

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Mar 10, 2016

why do u want me to suffer

@ginatrapani why do u want me to suffer

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Mar 10, 2016

turns out lots of people also miss staging environments...

turns out lots of people also miss staging environments maybe centralized platforms aren't the answer to everything trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 10, 2016

it's where I go to engage

@leahfinnegan it's where I go to engage

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Mar 10, 2016

seen longer

@Tyrangiel @TheAtlantic @jemooney @JeffreyGoldberg seen longer

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Mar 10, 2016

on the bus though

@leahfinnegan on the bus though

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Mar 10, 2016

there was a cat litter incident this morning got me a...

@leahfinnegan there was a cat litter incident this morning got me a little hyperalert

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Mar 10, 2016

Wouldn't judge

@rainshapes Wouldn't judge

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Mar 10, 2016

I had six people propose to my girlfriend to maximize...

I had six people propose to my girlfriend to maximize engagement.

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Mar 10, 2016

the consequences are frankly horrifying

@merbroussard the consequences are frankly horrifying

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Mar 10, 2016

This is a load-ed issue. https://twitter.com/goldman44/statu...

This is a load-ed issue. twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2016

Oh god someone finally let the pigeon drive the bus...

Oh god someone finally let the pigeon drive the bus twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2016

oh wow i need to rerelease this image applying this new...

@snortasprocket oh wow i need to rerelease this image applying this new context

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Mar 10, 2016

What the hell did these pigeons do...

What the hell did these pigeons do twitter.com/...

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Mar 10, 2016

“i miss staging servers” is the topic of today's...

“i miss staging servers” is the topic of today's newsletter; call me a nerd if you must trackchanges.postlight.com/...

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Mar 9, 2016

short and stout/here is its bonding pad/here is its mount

@harper @petergjones short and stout/here is its bonding pad/here is its mount

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Mar 9, 2016

this holds up https://vine.co/v/bY0xn2YV0Xt

this holds up vine.co/...

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Mar 9, 2016

I just went into emotional labor.

I just went into emotional labor.

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Mar 9, 2016

WHOA news to me GO FOR IT

@whileseated WHOA news to me GO FOR IT

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Mar 9, 2016

sigh i totally understand

@tcarmody sigh i totally understand

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Mar 9, 2016

excellent! good to know.

@edsu @soypunk @1uigi @OvercastFM excellent! good to know.

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Mar 9, 2016

I wrote in the @PostlightAgency newsletter about a cat GIF...

I wrote in the @PostlightAgency newsletter about a cat GIF that MAY be the future of media trackchanges.postlight.com/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 8, 2016

WordPress is EVERYWHERE. You cannot imagine the number of...

WordPress is EVERYWHERE. You cannot imagine the number of places that WordPress is.

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Mar 8, 2016

I should point out, it's totally possible Trump and Clinton...

I should point out, it's totally possible Trump and Clinton are using WordPress, but if so they're doing lots of *other* stuff too.

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Mar 8, 2016

A kind, thoughtful book by @sara_ann_marie and @meyerweb:...

A kind, thoughtful book by @sara_ann_marie and @meyerweb: “Design for Real Life,” available from abookapart.com/...

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Mar 8, 2016

thank you leah this is helpful

@leahfinnegan @joeljohnson @MikeIsaac @fmanjoo thank you leah this is helpful

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Mar 8, 2016

oh well maybe that simile wasn't that good after all

@AdrianChen @joeljohnson @MikeIsaac @fmanjoo oh well maybe that simile wasn't that good after all

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Mar 8, 2016

like when @AdrianChen said soylent was like licking an...

@joeljohnson @MikeIsaac @fmanjoo like when @AdrianChen said soylent was like licking an iphone

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Mar 8, 2016

this is a fine simile I knew exactly how the phone felt to...

@joeljohnson @MikeIsaac @fmanjoo this is a fine simile I knew exactly how the phone felt to touch

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Mar 8, 2016

listen guys

@johnspurlock listen guys

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Mar 8, 2016

donno what's up; it's just regular libsyn rss output.

@1uigi @edsu @OvercastFM donno what's up; it's just regular libsyn rss output.

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Mar 8, 2016

ie9 yes, but ie8 tho

@hmmiller ie9 yes, but ie8 tho

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Mar 8, 2016

what it looks like when you're killing it rn...

what it looks like when you're killing it rn twitter.com/...

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Mar 8, 2016

u would be an okay pope I guess what would your first...

@laura_june u would be an okay pope I guess what would your first decree be

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Mar 8, 2016

what company

@droob @jpotisch what company

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Mar 8, 2016

or he has a baby of unusual density

@jpotisch @droob or he has a baby of unusual density

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Mar 8, 2016

got yer fuckin click

@leahfinnegan got yer fuckin click

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Mar 8, 2016

tbh why even bother

@leahfinnegan tbh why even bother

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Mar 8, 2016

this fucking chestnut

@leahfinnegan this fucking chestnut

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Mar 8, 2016

http://trackchanges.libsyn.com/rss

@edsu @xor trackchanges.libsyn.com/...

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Mar 8, 2016

In case reading is too exhausting our predictions for the...

In case reading is too exhausting our predictions for the 2016 election based purely on web sites is in audio too soundcloud.com/...

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Mar 8, 2016

We tried to determine who will win the 2016 presidential...

We tried to determine who will win the 2016 presidential election by looking at web pages. medium.com/...

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Mar 7, 2016

I've mentioned them many times!

@jeremyzilar @NewRepublic I've mentioned them many times!

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Mar 7, 2016

i wrote about web forms for @NewRepublic...

i wrote about web forms for @NewRepublic newrepublic.com/...

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Mar 7, 2016

March 15 Postlight Session: MEET THE MAN WHO KILLED CLIPPY...

March 15 Postlight Session: MEET THE MAN WHO KILLED CLIPPY meetup.com/...

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Mar 7, 2016

since we had the twins i never go anywhere for more than a...

@amyhoy since we had the twins i never go anywhere for more than a day or two

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Mar 7, 2016

oh shit i needed this really bad you have no idea the day...

@fascinated @ohhoe oh shit i needed this really bad you have no idea the day is filled with 16-bit pixel sunshine now

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Mar 7, 2016

here's the newsletter today it's about apps...

here's the newsletter today it's about apps posts.postlight.com/...

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Mar 7, 2016

the voice is just right

@patbits @tcarmody the voice is just right

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Mar 7, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBx7Jg4m-o

@patbits @tcarmody youtube.com/...

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Mar 7, 2016

patrick have you seen the video version of this it's pretty...

@patbits @tcarmody patrick have you seen the video version of this it's pretty great

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Mar 7, 2016

you get an option to pay for one sure!

@whereandy you get an option to pay for one sure!

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Mar 7, 2016

This concludes morning tweets. We now move on to our...

This concludes morning tweets. We now move on to our co-brand with Island Records/Microsoft, “The Internet of Stings.”

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Mar 7, 2016

me too Tim :(

@tcarmody me too Tim :(

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Mar 7, 2016

because then it would explode

@Shwinchester because then it would explode

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Mar 7, 2016

Meanwhile Bernie Sanders will solve the energy crisis by...

Meanwhile Bernie Sanders will solve the energy crisis by dowsing.

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Mar 7, 2016

Look at Americans boarding a plane and think about how well...

Look at Americans boarding a plane and think about how well we'll do in TrumpCamps. Snowpiercer will look like Brigadoon.

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Mar 7, 2016

I do the same thing (1st) and wait until everyone boards...

@amyhoy I do the same thing (1st) and wait until everyone boards sometimes to avoid the march of the middle class

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Mar 7, 2016

What if the plane never actually lands.

What if the plane never actually lands.

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Mar 7, 2016

What if air travel is the true America where we pay to hate...

What if air travel is the true America where we pay to hate fat people, children, Muslims, and ourselves, eat crap, & fully accept classism.

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Mar 7, 2016

Being fat on a plane with a baby is even better.

Being fat on a plane with a baby is even better.

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Mar 7, 2016

“What it’s like to be that fat person sitting next to you...

“What it’s like to be that fat person sitting next to you on the plane.” by Your Fat Friend @thefatshadow/what-it-s-like-to-be-that-fat-person-sitting-next-to-you-on-the-plane-85006e263778" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@thefatshadow/what-it-s-like-to-be-that-fat-person-sitting-next-to-you-on-the-plane-85006e263778

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Mar 7, 2016

it's early drew

@droob @richziade it's early drew

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Mar 7, 2016

the minute my children want to pop out somewhere i am...

@richziade the minute my children want to pop out somewhere i am shutting it down

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Mar 7, 2016

Sometimes it seems that the smartest financial decision...

Sometimes it seems that the smartest financial decision people in the creative industries can make is to die in their 60s.

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Mar 7, 2016

she will never notice because you are not a duck

@kiplet she will never notice because you are not a duck

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Mar 7, 2016

I know but the children laugh like lunatics and are totally...

@kiplet I know but the children laugh like lunatics and are totally enchanted

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Mar 7, 2016

Quack

@ftrain Quack

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Mar 7, 2016

Man that Sarah and Duck theme gets in your head.

Man that Sarah and Duck theme gets in your head.

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Mar 7, 2016

it's a good day when the poop bucket hits the curb

@risenc it's a good day when the poop bucket hits the curb

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Mar 6, 2016

the important thing is to be rich

@leahfinnegan the important thing is to be rich

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Mar 6, 2016

you know I kind of like more and more is Angela Merkel

@leahfinnegan you know I kind of like more and more is Angela Merkel

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Mar 6, 2016

both parties basically believe in magic and wizards

@leahfinnegan both parties basically believe in magic and wizards

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Mar 6, 2016

surgeon general dr. mercola

@leahfinnegan surgeon general dr. mercola

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Mar 6, 2016

this shit is why the American left is such a garbage heap

@leahfinnegan this shit is why the American left is such a garbage heap

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Mar 6, 2016

[looks up “vape” on Wikipedia on my OLPC XO computer] hell...

@iano [looks up “vape” on Wikipedia on my OLPC XO computer] hell yeah bro i vape all the time

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Mar 6, 2016

i try to remember always that today's warm, dry memes will...

@jennschiffer i try to remember always that today's warm, dry memes will one day be truly dank

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Mar 6, 2016

could be much better, same with newsletter, but it's early...

@ajaromano @elizabethminkel @anildash @kfan could be much better, same with newsletter, but it's early days and we'll see where we take it

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Mar 6, 2016

This is a PERFECT example of everything that's wrong with...

This is a PERFECT example of everything that's wrong with the technology industry. twitter.com/...

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Mar 6, 2016

well also the newsletter daily at...

@elizabethminkel @ajaromano @anildash @kfan well also the newsletter daily at posts.postlight.com i'm a business, man.

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Mar 6, 2016

people also like "Just Like Heaven" and "The Sixth Stage of...

@ajaromano @anildash @kfan people also like "Just Like Heaven" and "The Sixth Stage of Grief is Retrocomputing." & readlists.com/...

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Mar 6, 2016

it's so much fun to watch

@sixfoot6 it's so much fun to watch

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Mar 6, 2016

Ernie Kovacs - "Mack the Knife" Take 4, includes car...

Ernie Kovacs - "Mack the Knife" Take 4, includes car dropping through floor. Via metafilter.com/... youtu.be/...

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Mar 6, 2016

oh mark

@TMFKnightly @patbits oh mark

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Mar 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/706467994038308864/photo/1

@patbits twitter.com/...

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Mar 6, 2016

I like her she's a small business owner who worked as a...

@patbits I like her she's a small business owner who worked as a barista for years baristamagazine.epubxp.com/...

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Mar 6, 2016

The horse improves the taste. https://twitter.com/patbits/st...

The horse improves the taste. twitter.com/...

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Mar 6, 2016

wait is she doing pourover atop a horse while showing off...

@patbits wait is she doing pourover atop a horse while showing off her fantastically toned stomach? because that would be crazy

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Mar 5, 2016

whoa deep cut

@avram whoa deep cut

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Mar 5, 2016

The lamest of all the martial arts is Ikea.

The lamest of all the martial arts is Ikea.

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Mar 5, 2016

it's literally just robots selling to robots, the basic...

@raganwald it's literally just robots selling to robots, the basic problem with the system is that humans currently have the money

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Mar 5, 2016

The Philippines Vapers Basketball League by @Rafeboogs...

The Philippines Vapers Basketball League by @Rafeboogs @rafeboogs/the-vapegoat-cd40509d9697" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://medium.com/@rafeboogs/the-vapegoat-cd40509d9697

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Mar 4, 2016

as a community they're a lot of fun and always offer...

@kjhealy as a community they're a lot of fun and always offer helpful feedback

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Mar 4, 2016

oh no not really a joke, I love reading them!

@bennyfactor oh no not really a joke, I love reading them!

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Mar 4, 2016

Kasich: “I need America to stop looking at the jaguar,...

Kasich: “I need America to stop looking at the jaguar, tiger, and hyena eating each other on this stage and focus on interest rates.”

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Mar 4, 2016

went with vehicles (cars) and vegetables (rubber carrot)

@maureenflaherty went with vehicles (cars) and vegetables (rubber carrot)

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Mar 3, 2016

103 minutes to go https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/70558557...

103 minutes to go twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2016

Ted Cruz is a Simpsons character.

Ted Cruz is a Simpsons character.

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Mar 3, 2016

all clients are sacred

@davidcho @PJVogt all clients are sacred

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Mar 3, 2016

we can have this

@davidcho @PJVogt we can have this

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Mar 3, 2016

u r in my night slack too now david

@davidcho @PJVogt u r in my night slack too now david

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Mar 3, 2016

the best ones, yes, they watch over and keep you safe and...

@PJVogt the best ones, yes, they watch over and keep you safe and make you google spreadsheets

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Mar 3, 2016

tbh yes

@davidcho @PJVogt tbh yes

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Mar 3, 2016

i'm a consultant PJ

@PJVogt i'm a consultant PJ

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Mar 3, 2016

High-maintenance people make low-maintenance products. Why?

High-maintenance people make low-maintenance products. Why?

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Mar 3, 2016

they need to acknowledge why he's here and that they paved...

@zeynep they need to acknowledge why he's here and that they paved the way, not simply repudiate him, but they have nothing to offer

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Mar 3, 2016

nah it's just that the republicans are under the illusion...

@zeynep nah it's just that the republicans are under the illusion that this is somehow the other and can be stopped by rhetoric

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Mar 3, 2016

Good blue https://twitter.com/websafe2k16/status/70539508582...

Good blue twitter.com/...

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Mar 3, 2016

yep

@zeynep yep

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Mar 3, 2016

he kind of is the 4chan candidate

@knowtheory @patbits he kind of is the 4chan candidate

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Mar 3, 2016

you know, no one hands out handwritten photocopies of their...

@jpotisch you know, no one hands out handwritten photocopies of their insane ramblings any more

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Mar 3, 2016

that reminds me rub my antipsychotic Kreme on my face (it...

@jpotisch that reminds me rub my antipsychotic Kreme on my face (it blocks the CIA from accessing the radio in my brain)

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Mar 3, 2016

everyone in the media has been trolling him for years it's...

@patbits everyone in the media has been trolling him for years it's like watching 4chan win the nomination

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Mar 3, 2016

oh yeah I mean he is an insane narcissist bully racist...

@patbits oh yeah I mean he is an insane narcissist bully racist sexist not just a regular bully racist sexist

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Mar 3, 2016

I've never finished a Kristof column and I know things are...

@patbits I've never finished a Kristof column and I know things are bad but I'm just not there yet

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Mar 3, 2016

9/11 didn't actually kill irony but this shit is coming...

9/11 didn't actually kill irony but this shit is coming close.

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Mar 3, 2016

I couldn't finish it.

I couldn't finish it.

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Mar 3, 2016

Here's Kristof yelling at an imaginary Trump voter because...

Here's Kristof yelling at an imaginary Trump voter because I guess he doesn't know any mobile.nytimes.com/...

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Mar 3, 2016

yeah I can't believe we keep digging the same grave

@jackrusher yeah I can't believe we keep digging the same grave

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Mar 3, 2016

like genuinely confused, not rhetorically confused, this is...

@ftrain like genuinely confused, not rhetorically confused, this is horrible and it gets worse every day and scary as shit.

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Mar 3, 2016

I am really confused that anyone could think that racism to...

I am really confused that anyone could think that racism to raise populist support is in any way distinguishable from racism.

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Mar 3, 2016

this is so great

@joeljohnson this is so great

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Mar 3, 2016

I guess I could have rounded up some links and tried to...

I guess I could have rounded up some links and tried to make sense of it all but I can't even pretend.

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Mar 3, 2016

One of my policies is it's okay to phone one in every now...

One of my policies is it's okay to phone one in every now and then if you don't pretend you're doing otherwise posts.postlight.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

#russiaorflordia https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705229684...

#russiaorflordia twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

just google "russian tumblr" it's a whole genre

@ilovecomputers just google "russian tumblr" it's a whole genre

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Mar 2, 2016

wow i would have guessed florida

@pmg wow i would have guessed florida

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Mar 2, 2016

see the world is flat

@DockJaw @rustyk5 see the world is flat

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Mar 2, 2016

lolol

@joelandren @sickathehighhat lolol

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Mar 2, 2016

#russiaorflorida https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705220808...

#russiaorflorida twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

#russiaorflorida https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705218488...

#russiaorflorida twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

there is a class of photo where you can't tell if it's...

there is a class of photo where you can't tell if it's russia or florida twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

getting the kids to bed

@matthewmcvickar getting the kids to bed

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Mar 2, 2016

it's the political version of limn

@leahfinnegan it's the political version of limn

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Mar 2, 2016

Buffalo-Buffalo Buffaloes Buffalo After Buffalo

@ftrain Buffalo-Buffalo Buffaloes Buffalo After Buffalo

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Mar 2, 2016

this headline would make any natural language parser blow...

this headline would make any natural language parser blow chunks twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

Bryan the world

@RakiahNoari @joshgreenman Bryan the world

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Mar 2, 2016

Jfc https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/7050811146632396...

Jfc twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705092341997178882/photo/1

@alazyreader twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

why are people all so down on hufflepuff it seems fine to me

why are people all so down on hufflepuff it seems fine to me

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Mar 2, 2016

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/705077351202291712/photo/1

@bn2b twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

people say we are dads but we were always this

@jkottke people say we are dads but we were always this

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Mar 2, 2016

How did we ever QA our jokes before Twitter?

How did we ever QA our jokes before Twitter?

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Mar 2, 2016

to my

@bn2b to my

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Mar 2, 2016

why did you slytherin tony mentions

@bn2b why did you slytherin tony mentions

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Mar 2, 2016

I'm headed in to work after taking a kid to the doctor!

@edd I'm headed in to work after taking a kid to the doctor!

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Mar 2, 2016

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

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Mar 2, 2016

”Man this is taking WAY longer than O(n log n),” thought...

”Man this is taking WAY longer than O(n log n),” thought Harry. ”It's a real shame it's not the QUICKsorting Hat.”

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Mar 2, 2016

bounced. Lame.

@leahfinnegan bounced. Lame.

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Mar 2, 2016

Momma I vertically integrated myself.

Momma I vertically integrated myself.

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Mar 2, 2016

TFW the popularity-based reading service your company built...

TFW the popularity-based reading service your company built aggregates your own corporate newsletter. twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

it's still figuring itself out I think?

@blirwin @OvercastFM it's still figuring itself out I think?

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Mar 2, 2016

i have no idea tbh this is just kicking off now :(

@mcslaven i have no idea tbh this is just kicking off now :(

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Mar 2, 2016

This is truly horrifying to watch and if it keeps going we...

This is truly horrifying to watch and if it keeps going we will have something like '68 but worse. twitter.com/...

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Mar 2, 2016

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

@calochortus WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

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Mar 2, 2016

the purge but 8 months long from march through november 8

the purge but 8 months long from march through november 8

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Mar 1, 2016

when you see them all together they're really bad

@livlab when you see them all together they're really bad

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Mar 1, 2016

tomorrow's newsletter has a quiz where you match the splash...

tomorrow's newsletter has a quiz where you match the splash graphic to the photoshop version medium.com/... twitter.com/...

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Mar 1, 2016

cool

@tophtucker @mbostock @adamrpearce cool

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Mar 1, 2016

Congratulations, this is excellent news!

@silviakillings Congratulations, this is excellent news!

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Mar 1, 2016

oh lord at this pt who even knows, I work on it in my heart...

@_loveallthis @hellbox oh lord at this pt who even knows, I work on it in my heart every day

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Mar 1, 2016

start with a map!

@mquirion start with a map!

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Mar 1, 2016

still a good tweet https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/4687841...

still a good tweet twitter.com/...

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Mar 1, 2016

i'm serious here leah

@leahfinnegan @richziade i'm serious here leah

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Mar 1, 2016

Do you want @richziade and me to mentor you on web careers...

Do you want @richziade and me to mentor you on web careers on our podcast (c.f. soundcloud.com/... Do you live in NYC? DM me.

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Mar 1, 2016

Closer to the top, more likely the typo.

Closer to the top, more likely the typo.

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Mar 1, 2016

well ian it comes down to a little subject called product...

@iano well ian it comes down to a little subject called product management. it is only by radically simplifying the options given the user t

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Mar 1, 2016

nother day in the content industry

@iano nother day in the content industry

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Mar 1, 2016

mornin' ian

@iano mornin' ian

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Mar 1, 2016

heh those are sooooo not the best minds

@harrisj @kjhealy heh those are sooooo not the best minds

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Mar 1, 2016

Including this point.

Including this point.

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Mar 1, 2016

Of course Goople self-driving cars will drive things home...

Of course Goople self-driving cars will drive things home for you. (Sponsored reply)

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Mar 1, 2016

Could have used another linebreak btw innovated/reflection...

Could have used another linebreak btw innovated/reflection to drive it home.

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Mar 1, 2016

As you slept I limned/the outline of your brand/reflected...

As you slept I limned/the outline of your brand/reflected innovation/innovated reflection/are we not already self-driving? (Sponsored poem)

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Mar 1, 2016

i wonder if the big poetry websites are trying to pitch...

i wonder if the big poetry websites are trying to pitch advertisers on native poetry

➛

Mar 1, 2016

oh yeah native poems

@bdeskin oh yeah native poems

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Mar 1, 2016

I want to commission some poems I think.

@ftrain I want to commission some poems I think.

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Mar 1, 2016

That said writing a corporate newsletter I've never felt so...

That said writing a corporate newsletter I've never felt so free. The reader has no reason to trust me, so I can say anything I want.

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Mar 1, 2016

Integrating your corporate media verticals is frankly a lot...

Integrating your corporate media verticals is frankly a lot of work. soundcloud.com/...

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Mar 1, 2016

Got your newsletter right here https://medium.com/p/82258bea...

Got your newsletter right here medium.com/... which is a newsletter about the podcast right here soundcloud.com/...

➛

Mar 1, 2016

I erased that last tweet because Trump isn't actually funny.

I erased that last tweet because Trump isn't actually funny.

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Feb 29, 2016

this is how I get to sleep

@billwasik this is how I get to sleep

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Feb 29, 2016

back for more podcastin'—let this lull you to sleep as we...

back for more podcastin'—let this lull you to sleep as we whisper dulcet sales pitches in your trump-battered ears trackchanges.libsyn.com/...

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