Sep 30, 2015 I just threatened to erase Octonauts from all of NetFlix... I just threatened to erase Octonauts from all of NetFlix forever and the kids are asking me how. ➛
Sep 30, 2015 you know what though before I had a daughter I had NO IDEA... @caseyjohnston @nedwards you know what though before I had a daughter I had NO IDEA how easy it was to get feces on your vulva ➛
Sep 30, 2015 i mean it really is just a very good overall experience... @caseyjohnston @mattbuchanan i mean it really is just a very good overall experience that mostly stays out of your way ➛
Sep 30, 2015 guys relax the pope also met with yo la tengo guys relax the pope also met with yo la tengo ➛
Sep 30, 2015 i mean that's extreme but not atypical @drunkenbee i mean that's extreme but not atypical ➛
Sep 30, 2015 i love him. his short stories like the depressed person are... @leahfinnegan i love him. his short stories like the depressed person are so horrible they are wonderful. ➛
Sep 30, 2015 maybe it's time to broaden the definition of being a dad to... maybe it's time to broaden the definition of being a dad to include anyone who reads the roman history pages on wikipedia ➛
Sep 30, 2015 now i just made myself very depressed @leahfinnegan now i just made myself very depressed ➛
Sep 30, 2015 feminine genius is distinguished by its focus on laundry @leahfinnegan feminine genius is distinguished by its focus on laundry ➛
Sep 30, 2015 omg wait channel 36 ACTUALLY gets social media @mims omg wait channel 36 ACTUALLY gets social media ➛
Sep 30, 2015 that makes sense because he embodies the complexities and... @leahfinnegan that makes sense because he embodies the complexities and intense burdens of postmodern masculine genius ➛
Sep 30, 2015 it's fun to overlap signifiers with people like you whom... @mims it's fun to overlap signifiers with people like you whom may or may not exist ➛
Sep 30, 2015 i'm pretty stoked that twitter lets you have conversations... i'm pretty stoked that twitter lets you have conversations with yourself now so that you can stop pretending that consciousness is shared ➛
Sep 30, 2015 i put that little + after 2x because i know my readership... i put that little + after 2x because i know my readership demands accuracy even in total bullshit and i respect that ➛
Sep 30, 2015 how can heads will roll a-trak remix have 2x+ the plays of... how can heads will roll a-trak remix have 2x+ the plays of maps i thought that people were fundamentally good twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 30, 2015 seems legit https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/64921902786953... seems legit twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 30, 2015 At their school I learned that early drop off was cancelled... At their school I learned that early drop off was cancelled for tomorrow from 12pt type on a tiny piece of paper posted on a bulletin board. ➛
Sep 30, 2015 Then they wouldn't walk in rain boots so I carried them... Then they wouldn't walk in rain boots so I carried them most of a half mile while Coney Island Avenue stared. ➛
Sep 30, 2015 My four year old daughter insisted I cut her pants into... My four year old daughter insisted I cut her pants into shorts and I just realized I am wearing the legs as armbands. twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 30, 2015 Using a plastic knife my four-year-old son sliced a cheese... Using a plastic knife my four-year-old son sliced a cheese stick like a banana, put it on his corn flakes, and ate that. ➛
Sep 28, 2015 the only power move is to take responsibility and sell the... @joeljohnson the only power move is to take responsibility and sell the amazing team hard and encourage people to hire them all ➛
Sep 28, 2015 The form of these posts is horrible always. They should be... @joeljohnson The form of these posts is horrible always. They should be interviews or show up a year after closing. ➛
Sep 28, 2015 And good night to the super blood old lady whispering... And good night to the super blood old lady whispering “hush.” ➛
Sep 27, 2015 Wow this moon. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/64831754896... Wow this moon. twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 27, 2015 “oh. these are more of a summer apple than a fall apple.” @sixfoot6 “oh. these are more of a summer apple than a fall apple.” ➛
Sep 27, 2015 oh my god where do you even start @karenkho @jandrewpotter @sixfoot6 oh my god where do you even start ➛
Sep 27, 2015 i just need to check what the five additional grains are @sixfoot6 i just need to check what the five additional grains are ➛
Sep 27, 2015 the best is when you bring it home and it's like, "oh, 21... @sixfoot6 the best is when you bring it home and it's like, "oh, 21 grains, we usually do 16 grains" ➛
Sep 27, 2015 oh my god what is the sudden pause thing that happens in... @joeld @sixfoot6 oh my god what is the sudden pause thing that happens in that situation you're just waiting and waiting near the pharmacy ➛
Sep 27, 2015 it was also like, requested specifically due to bad cold,... @sixfoot6 it was also like, requested specifically due to bad cold, so the cost of mispurchase were exceptionally high ➛
Sep 27, 2015 Fact: Every currently active dad has at least five pictures... Fact: Every currently active dad has at least five pictures of grocery products and drugstore shelves on his phone right now. @sixfoot6 ➛
Sep 27, 2015 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/648190527523958784/photo/1 @sixfoot6 twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 27, 2015 i have never purchased the correct cough syrup not once @sixfoot6 i have never purchased the correct cough syrup not once ➛
Sep 27, 2015 these Hiroshi Sugimoto photos of Italian theaters are... these Hiroshi Sugimoto photos of Italian theaters are amazing #Italy" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/09/23/magazine/the-voyages-issue.html#Italy ➛
Sep 27, 2015 It's like for every engineer you get two QA and two data... @jackrusher It's like for every engineer you get two QA and two data scientists to measure their work. ➛
Sep 27, 2015 oh god yeah you can see the emerging patterns here... @jackrusher oh god yeah you can see the emerging patterns here about.twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 27, 2015 yeah i mean plus android fragmentation, plus ad network... @jackrusher yeah i mean plus android fragmentation, plus ad network integration, plus "new product" teams, plus politics, you can get to 2K ➛
Sep 27, 2015 i mean it's a lot but it's like, how many are like, writing... @jackrusher i mean it's a lot but it's like, how many are like, writing auto-clustering graphDBs and how many more do JS front-end stuff ➛
Sep 27, 2015 sure just do it on top of AWS using any one of the... @sixfoot6 sure just do it on top of AWS using any one of the distributed graph databases out there, and use oauth, it's like one hackday ➛
Sep 27, 2015 “bizarre to need two thousand software engineers for... “bizarre to need two thousand software engineers for something whose functionality is as simple as twitter.” —news.ycombinator.com/... ➛
Sep 27, 2015 hacker news is pretty sure twitter should only need like... hacker news is pretty sure twitter should only need like 100 engineers max news.ycombinator.com/... ➛
Sep 26, 2015 “no one has found an undoubted trace fossil of dinosaur... “no one has found an undoubted trace fossil of dinosaur vomit yet – but that doesn’t mean they aren’t out there” esciencecommons.blogspot.de/... ➛
Sep 26, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qAuqq1LFnU @mariabustillos @leahfinnegan youtube.com/... ➛
Sep 26, 2015 I WOULD love to see Robert DeNiro as a crazy-coot old VC... I WOULD love to see Robert DeNiro as a crazy-coot old VC out for one more raise, call the movie REVENUE DRIVER or MIDNIGHT RUN RATE. ➛
Sep 26, 2015 post-libertarianism can wear you out but in other news u2... @mariabustillos @leahfinnegan post-libertarianism can wear you out but in other news u2 will soon be playing facebook events ➛
Sep 26, 2015 “Silicon Valley shld look beyond itself & act more on... @leahfinnegan @mariabustillos “Silicon Valley shld look beyond itself & act more on issues like education, health care & refugee crisis.” ➛
Sep 26, 2015 90% of the time it would just be pill bottles and melon... @leahfinnegan @mariabustillos 90% of the time it would just be pill bottles and melon husks ➛
Sep 26, 2015 it's hard enough for publishing maria also what's in YOUR... @mariabustillos @leahfinnegan it's hard enough for publishing maria also what's in YOUR handbag? ➛
Sep 26, 2015 okay google how do i mercy-kill the part of myself that... okay google how do i mercy-kill the part of myself that wants to see “the intern” ➛
Sep 26, 2015 wait Janet you like the METS? @bizboyle @Mets @JPaskin @business wait Janet you like the METS? ➛
Sep 26, 2015 hhahahahah yeah perfect “can we bump the aids activist and... @leahfinnegan hhahahahah yeah perfect “can we bump the aids activist and open up a bill clinton airhole” ➛
Sep 26, 2015 Could we just call them “vanities.” “Did the Bono vanity go... @leahfinnegan Could we just call them “vanities.” “Did the Bono vanity go to pages?” ➛
Sep 26, 2015 is there a term of art for the things that important... @leahfinnegan is there a term of art for the things that important periodicals publish that contain no news except in their authorship ➛
Sep 26, 2015 there will be so many things that are much, much sadder by... @_dairema @leahfinnegan there will be so many things that are much, much sadder by then though ➛
Sep 26, 2015 sent https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/647841222422360064/ph... @_dairema @leahfinnegan sent twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 26, 2015 i'm sending you a google calendar alert for 2035 for when... @leahfinnegan i'm sending you a google calendar alert for 2035 for when he gets the nobel prize ➛
Sep 26, 2015 useful pope context https://medium.com/matter/franciss-holy-... useful pope context medium.com/... ➛
Sep 26, 2015 I read this as “the web, today.” And had a huge panic... @viewsourceconf I read this as “the web, today.” And had a huge panic attack that I wasn't in Portland. ➛
Sep 25, 2015 that was a special case and hilarious but nah they... @modernserf @baconmeteor that was a special case and hilarious but nah they generally are kind of exhausting these days :/ ➛
Sep 24, 2015 slightly different yet still accurate @merveille @sfpc slightly different yet still accurate ➛
Sep 24, 2015 Next door during the @sfpc lectures there is a sort of... Next door during the @sfpc lectures there is a sort of weird orgasm workshop with constant fingering and yelling. This is real. ➛
Sep 24, 2015 It is genuinely life-affirming to be in a place where... It is genuinely life-affirming to be in a place where people are actively trying to figure out poetry and computation @sfpc. ➛
Sep 24, 2015 just buy it its cool and the dude is cool @bn2b just buy it its cool and the dude is cool ➛
Sep 24, 2015 EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS NOW... EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS NOW npr.org/... ➛
Sep 24, 2015 i like to do my crowd work on twitter before speaking at... i like to do my crowd work on twitter before speaking at tech events ➛
Sep 24, 2015 what's your favorite meme sir? tub girl? what about you... what's your favorite meme sir? tub girl? what about you honey? eel girl? okay so who here has seen pizza rat, right? oh come on this is bull ➛
Sep 24, 2015 what's the deal with airline food chain supply systems... what's the deal with airline food chain supply systems management software amirite ➛
Sep 24, 2015 who here has a pet what about you miss oh a cockatiel does... who here has a pet what about you miss oh a cockatiel does anyone have cats really no one in this entire audience even the balcony has a fuc ➛
Sep 24, 2015 for example not many people know i grew up the child of a... for example not many people know i grew up the child of a puppeteer and can do an entire two-hander gingerbread man from memory ➛
Sep 24, 2015 the whole event is three hours and part of me wants to go... the whole event is three hours and part of me wants to go for it no questions ➛
Sep 24, 2015 guys i'm talking at @sfpc tonight and i guess i could trot... guys i'm talking at @sfpc tonight and i guess i could trot out some warhorse idea or another but what do people want to hear ➛
Sep 24, 2015 it's like anything in that it's super-easy in theory and... @mariabustillos @julietlapidos it's like anything in that it's super-easy in theory and then there's arms race of total crazy ➛
Sep 24, 2015 “Obviously, the feral cats are going to spread the fuck... @patbits @voraciousbrain “Obviously, the feral cats are going to spread the fuck out, rapidly.” !!! ➛
Sep 24, 2015 i mean all audiences are fake what matters is that you are... i mean all audiences are fake what matters is that you are true to your art ➛
Sep 23, 2015 wait are you the one that isn't PJ? @AGoldmund @katienotopoulos @eventi wait are you the one that isn't PJ? ➛
Sep 23, 2015 it's amazing you can keep it moist given how many sick... @katienotopoulos @eventi it's amazing you can keep it moist given how many sick burns you've experienced today ➛
Sep 23, 2015 there's really no CMS designed to serve under 500 pageviews... @katienotopoulos @eventi there's really no CMS designed to serve under 500 pageviews per year ➛
Sep 23, 2015 Thank you! That's good to hear. I figured, it's... @christopheredi Thank you! That's good to hear. I figured, it's advertising, but there's no reason it can't be pleasant and respectful. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 I'm confused, is it actually a podcast or do you just... @eventi @katienotopoulos I'm confused, is it actually a podcast or do you just record the weekly standups of the Loser Team? ➛
Sep 23, 2015 And thanks yes, this is such a good team. @riordan And thanks yes, this is such a good team. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 As long as they will have me. I mean writing has ALWAYS... @riordan As long as they will have me. I mean writing has ALWAYS been on the side of consulting, it's just now on the side of Postlight. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 I was able to do it by using the time that I saved by never... @katienotopoulos I was able to do it by using the time that I saved by never appearing on your podcast. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 The saddest part of playing the videogame Brooklyn Trail is... The saddest part of playing the videogame Brooklyn Trail is when Madison dies of measles because she wasn't vaccinated. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 You have died from a lack of espresso—Brooklyn Trail You have died from a lack of espresso—Brooklyn Trail ➛
Sep 23, 2015 wow this guy is about to become really famous... wow this guy is about to become really famous gothamist.com/... ➛
Sep 23, 2015 yeah exactly also my old thoughts are often better than my... @bn2b yeah exactly also my old thoughts are often better than my new thoughts, this focus on newness is what's wrong with millennials ➛
Sep 23, 2015 nah those guys were just trying to shut down the best part... @bn2b nah those guys were just trying to shut down the best part of twitter in the interest of more "conversation" it's bullshit ➛
Sep 23, 2015 i got one that had 300 RTs to over 1000 RTs the other day,... @bn2b i got one that had 300 RTs to over 1000 RTs the other day, it's like cashing checks you have lying around the house ➛
Sep 23, 2015 seriously it's the best thing to do on twitter @bn2b seriously it's the best thing to do on twitter ➛
Sep 23, 2015 I updated the first graf. It's a fair crticism! @Lee_Ars I updated the first graf. It's a fair crticism! ➛
Sep 23, 2015 And we'd be like, great, let's put 15-20 really great... @Lee_Ars And we'd be like, great, let's put 15-20 really great people on it and get you exactly that in about 18 months. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 I need the API, the rights management, user management, a... @Lee_Ars I need the API, the rights management, user management, a custom CMS, Android, iOS, Android, and web apps. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 ha. okay. see the part where we built beatport and... @Lee_Ars ha. okay. see the part where we built beatport and readability? like you'd come to us and say, "i need a music streaming service." ➛
Sep 23, 2015 okay (sadly takes off blazer and sweater, puts on a... @patbits @PostlightAgency okay (sadly takes off blazer and sweater, puts on a cardigan) ➛
Sep 23, 2015 i don't really have it but what the hell @patbits @PostlightAgency i don't really have it but what the hell ➛
Sep 23, 2015 it's not awkward thank you very much please visit us any... @karenmcgrane @richziade it's not awkward thank you very much please visit us any time ➛
Sep 23, 2015 this is very useful where do you come down on... @patbits @PostlightAgency this is very useful where do you come down on tie+sweater+blazer ➛
Sep 23, 2015 I know they are stellar. @darrenhoyt and @mciarlo did our... @joshuatopolsky I know they are stellar. @darrenhoyt and @mciarlo did our identity they rocked it. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 oh no i've been consulting for more than a decade, I... @Dymaxion oh no i've been consulting for more than a decade, I contain multitudes ➛
Sep 23, 2015 Honestly, Frank? I think you're just more naturally polite.... @frank_chimero Honestly, Frank? I think you're just more naturally polite. I look you and I just think, “Sir.” ➛
Sep 23, 2015 I made a solemn vow to myself that I would not type the... I made a solemn vow to myself that I would not type the words “incredibly excited” under any circumstances and I kept my vow. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 Good morning! We launched our platform/product agency last... Good morning! We launched our platform/product agency last night. It's called Postlight and I am a co-founder. posts.postlight.com/... ➛
Sep 23, 2015 my strategy is ivy on bass and abe on drums @jackrusher my strategy is ivy on bass and abe on drums ➛
Sep 23, 2015 I mean you could merge 90% of the thinkpieces. I mean you could merge 90% of the thinkpieces. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 It would simplify everything if we just correlated new... It would simplify everything if we just correlated new generations of humans to iOS releases. “The iOS9 generation is the easiest yet.” ➛
Sep 23, 2015 that's one of those situations where there's no comparison.... @bgcarlisle that's one of those situations where there's no comparison. "It sounded like a jackhammer outside my window" is simile endgame. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 At first you're like how did the children get harmonicas... At first you're like how did the children get harmonicas and then you just are like well these are the facts now. ➛
Sep 23, 2015 Twin four-year-olds at breakfast with harmonicas. How did... Twin four-year-olds at breakfast with harmonicas. How did your morning go? ➛
Sep 22, 2015 contact@postlight.com works or just email me and i'll route... @junipercanyon_ contact@postlight.com works or just email me and i'll route to HR. ➛
Sep 22, 2015 If I forgot anyone tell me because I want to get good at... @mciarlo @tinystride @closacco @darrenhoyt @mutewinter If I forgot anyone tell me because I want to get good at attribution. ➛
Sep 22, 2015 Thanks to @mciarlo, @tinystride, @closacco, @darrenhoyt,... Thanks to @mciarlo, @tinystride, @closacco, @darrenhoyt, and @mutewinter for getting our identity/ postlight.com act together. ➛
Sep 22, 2015 seriously @reppep is my copy editor for life @theodoreross @reppep seriously @reppep is my copy editor for life ➛
Sep 22, 2015 who also helped me corral What Is Code! @theodoreross @reppep @Harpers who also helped me corral What Is Code! ➛
Sep 22, 2015 you would become more powerful than i can even imagine @leahfinnegan @richziade you would become more powerful than i can even imagine ➛
Sep 22, 2015 oh we need all kinds of people don't hesitate to get in... @junipercanyon_ oh we need all kinds of people don't hesitate to get in touch ➛
Sep 22, 2015 I'M CURRENTLY WRITING THE BOOK there were circumstances. @reppep I'M CURRENTLY WRITING THE BOOK there were circumstances. ➛
Sep 22, 2015 leah nothing would piss off men more than if you learned to... @leahfinnegan @richziade leah nothing would piss off men more than if you learned to program ➛
Sep 22, 2015 I wrote about co-founding Postlight here:... I wrote about co-founding Postlight here: posts.postlight.com/... and Rich wrote up his experiences at posts.postlight.com/... ➛
Sep 22, 2015 The domain is still propagating but if you see the... The domain is still propagating but if you see the postlight.com spelled in cartoon 3D dragons that's the OLD site. ➛
Sep 22, 2015 My friend @richziade and I launched an agency to build... My friend @richziade and I launched an agency to build great platforms and great experiences: postlight.com twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 22, 2015 fuck it, i'll commit to the next 20 years of mocking and... @anildash fuck it, i'll commit to the next 20 years of mocking and blocking ➛
Sep 22, 2015 Racism is the one religion that never takes a holiday. Racism is the one religion that never takes a holiday. ➛
Sep 22, 2015 Really digging these archives https://twitter.com/ftrain/sta... Really digging these archives twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 22, 2015 Janet wgy did you give our children harmonica s @maureenflaherty @JPaskin @jenniferdaniel Janet wgy did you give our children harmonica s ➛
Sep 21, 2015 oh come ON we have gone from tamagotchis to like half the... @bn2b oh come ON we have gone from tamagotchis to like half the shit in your house in your pocket in 15 years ➛
Sep 21, 2015 I mean pizza rat when you think about it is all of us. I mean pizza rat when you think about it is all of us. ➛
Sep 21, 2015 i dunno i don't read much literary fiction because i don't... i dunno i don't read much literary fiction because i don't like professors, horses, or new england ➛
Sep 21, 2015 sometimes I think a lot of people hate Franzen because they... sometimes I think a lot of people hate Franzen because they can’t openly hate the chair of their English departments or their senior editors ➛
Sep 21, 2015 well right every media object is software and every media... @sixfoot6 well right every media object is software and every media object can embed the entire web anyway ttyl ➛
Sep 21, 2015 And you'd always be risking the immediacy and growth of the... @sixfoot6 And you'd always be risking the immediacy and growth of the ad-funded product. ➛
Sep 21, 2015 that's the thing. you'd need to bake it into product and... @sixfoot6 that's the thing. you'd need to bake it into product and platform strategy from day -120 or so. ➛
Sep 21, 2015 plus the textbook people are smart enough and will pay more... @sixfoot6 plus the textbook people are smart enough and will pay more than the digital people for credentialed product development ➛
Sep 21, 2015 it'd be much easier to build it on top of an ebook delivery... @sixfoot6 it'd be much easier to build it on top of an ebook delivery platform but you'd be cannibalizing them ➛
Sep 21, 2015 oh i'm sure i'm not—but that's a hard pivot given the... @sixfoot6 oh i'm sure i'm not—but that's a hard pivot given the baked-in product assumptions and core data types in a typical CMS ➛
Sep 21, 2015 it's an agency, we build you your software @patbits it's an agency, we build you your software ➛
Sep 21, 2015 If I was to launch an explainer site I would bake in a... If I was to launch an explainer site I would bake in a long-term stealth design to own a large portion of the textbook industry. ➛
Sep 21, 2015 this is probably the correct way to go @nsylianteng this is probably the correct way to go ➛
Sep 21, 2015 wow this writer is unbelievably well-informed about the... @indiemaiden @patbits wow this writer is unbelievably well-informed about the cuckold fetish community. ➛
Sep 21, 2015 David Cameron can do what he wants in private but I'll... David Cameron can do what he wants in private but I'll never again be able to hear this song from 1994 the same wayyoutu.be/... ➛
Sep 21, 2015 There's nothing wrong with that. They pay writers and can... There's nothing wrong with that. They pay writers and can do what they want with their articles. ➛
Sep 21, 2015 Wired, a digital lifestyle magazine for older men, is... Wired, a digital lifestyle magazine for older men, is embargoing articles unless you use iOS9 wired.com/... ➛
Sep 21, 2015 oh cool just getting my coffee checking out this morning's... @patbits oh cool just getting my coffee checking out this morning's @patbits links let's get this week started off righ— ➛
Sep 20, 2015 Wow today we learned a little more about how both law AND... Wow today we learned a little more about how both law AND sausages are made. ➛
Sep 20, 2015 Ad networks already do all the micro-targeted content... Ad networks already do all the micro-targeted content delivery our future CMSes are supposed to do. Screw it, let the middlemen win. ➛
Sep 20, 2015 We keep trying to make online publications for ad-like with... We keep trying to make online publications for ad-like with native, etc. Why don't we just start creating publications inside ad units? ➛
Sep 20, 2015 http://MediumRectangle.com could be a whole magazine in... mediumrectangle.com could be a whole magazine in 300x250 ad unit form, distributed as an ad. With ads inside. ➛
Sep 20, 2015 I own http://mediumrectangle.com if anyone has any ideas.... I own mediumrectangle.com if anyone has any ideas. (I thought it'd be fun to do a magazine in 300x250 and publish it via DFA.) ➛
Sep 20, 2015 For some reason people cannot stop generating content, no... For some reason people cannot stop generating content, no matter how little you pay them. That's where your opportunity comes in. ➛
Sep 20, 2015 Oh I assumed YOU formed your opinions MANY years ago. @tolar Oh I assumed YOU formed your opinions MANY years ago. ➛
Sep 20, 2015 The one thing to know about publishing is that it's a... The one thing to know about publishing is that it's a terrible business, but it's a great business to build your business on top of. ➛
Sep 20, 2015 Programmers now forming opinions about the publishing... Programmers now forming opinions about the publishing business: Welcome to the rich tradition of everyone having opinions about publishing. ➛
Sep 20, 2015 Check out @ftrain's Tweet: https://twitter.com/ftrain/status... Check out @ftrain's Tweet: twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 19, 2015 people are basically kind and I can figure this out @theodoreross people are basically kind and I can figure this out ➛
Sep 18, 2015 “When the cat does great harm / To your Chesterfield's arms... @Emdashes @anildash @nickoneill “When the cat does great harm / To your Chesterfield's arms / Das Upholstery!” ➛
Sep 18, 2015 ♬ When you injure the vicar / With cheaply caned wicker /... @Emdashes @anildash @nickoneill ♬ When you injure the vicar / With cheaply caned wicker / Das Upholstery ♬ ➛
Sep 18, 2015 ♬ When your ottoman's torn/And your neighbors show... @anildash @nickoneill ♬ When your ottoman's torn/And your neighbors show scorn/Das Upholstery ♬ ➛
Sep 18, 2015 When I pass this I think of songs, like, ♬When the foam in... When I pass this I think of songs, like, ♬When the foam in your chair/Starts to show signs of wear/Das Upholstery!♬ twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 man b3ta is still pretty great this is from an image... man b3ta is still pretty great this is from an image challenge on “british superheroes” b3ta.com/... twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 oh god oh god via http://mlkshk.com/user/artwells... oh god oh god via mlkshk.com/... twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 those look wonderful @jamiekeiles @leahfinnegan @caseyjohnston @petersterne @alexmolotkow those look wonderful ➛
Sep 18, 2015 oh yeah in liar's poker i think they actually had a budget... @mwiik oh yeah in liar's poker i think they actually had a budget for smashed phones ➛
Sep 18, 2015 my wife just gave me a clutching toy and puts it my hands... @leahfinnegan @jamiekeiles @caseyjohnston @petersterne my wife just gave me a clutching toy and puts it my hands shopgreendesign.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 I already have a home clutching toy that my wife gave me so... I already have a home clutching toy that my wife gave me so i'd stop breaking things shopgreendesign.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 i actually have a little wooden sun that is known as... @emckean i actually have a little wooden sun that is known as "daddy's" that I can chew and touch shopgreendesign.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 i mean TTL on a stainless steel mass-produced pen until... i mean TTL on a stainless steel mass-produced pen until it's folded like a pup's ear would be maybe two hours over here ➛
Sep 18, 2015 oh wow it's immediately apparent that the problem is not... oh wow it's immediately apparent that the problem is not with the pen industry but with me ➛
Sep 18, 2015 i seriously won't buy one because of the risk @jedstoneham i seriously won't buy one because of the risk ➛
Sep 18, 2015 no see you guys I need GOOD MOUTH FEEL but resistant to... no see you guys I need GOOD MOUTH FEEL but resistant to destruction like this just looks like it would hurt lypen.com ➛
Sep 18, 2015 in moments of extreme stress (i.e. daily) i bite through... @caseyjohnston @jamiekeiles @petersterne in moments of extreme stress (i.e. daily) i bite through bics midway i have tasted so much ink ➛
Sep 18, 2015 Serious question: Is there a chewproof pen? Serious question: Is there a chewproof pen? ➛
Sep 18, 2015 i rip them apart like a drunken wolverine and when i see... @caseyjohnston @jamiekeiles @petersterne i rip them apart like a drunken wolverine and when i see the G2 i can taste shitty sponge rubber ➛
Sep 18, 2015 is there a chewproof pen actually wait i need to ask this... @jamiekeiles @caseyjohnston @petersterne is there a chewproof pen actually wait i need to ask this of all twitter ➛
Sep 18, 2015 that's great i'll just write it that morning @viewsourceconf @FurbleScout that's great i'll just write it that morning ➛
Sep 18, 2015 oh wow it's been years they are amazing @montchr oh wow it's been years they are amazing ➛
Sep 18, 2015 i mean really it was one of the places where touchscreen... @schmeenarf i mean really it was one of the places where touchscreen technology worked INCREDIBLY WELL ➛
Sep 18, 2015 uh oh https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedJS/status/6434500767576678... @schmeenarf @BuzzFeedJS uh oh twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 i hope his holiness likes stale but still somehow delicious... i hope his holiness likes stale but still somehow delicious pretzelstwitter.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 Just a year and change until the next presidential election! Just a year and change until the next presidential election! ➛
Sep 18, 2015 Congratulations to sunlight on water which has had one of... Congratulations to sunlight on water which has had one of its best months ever #crushingit. twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 18, 2015 I just don't want to deal with myself that much. @hcwoodward I just don't want to deal with myself that much. ➛
Sep 18, 2015 I guess I better write that keynote @viewsourceconf I guess I better write that keynote ➛
Sep 17, 2015 no sadly we are stuck with this timeline instead of that one @TMFKnightly no sadly we are stuck with this timeline instead of that one ➛
Sep 17, 2015 this is not real but it's great anyway... this is not real but it's great anyway b3ta.com/... twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 17, 2015 freelancing how do you fill the hours amirite @dphiffer freelancing how do you fill the hours amirite ➛
Sep 17, 2015 i was wrong in 2012 and i'm wrong today... i was wrong in 2012 and i'm wrong today twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 17, 2015 did you know that the hawaiian word for "quick" is "wiki" @leahfinnegan did you know that the hawaiian word for "quick" is "wiki" ➛
Sep 17, 2015 luke you switched to incognito mode what's wrong oh my god... luke you switched to incognito mode what's wrong oh my god luke seriously you do this now are you kidding ➛
Sep 17, 2015 also we are a four minute walk from argot @joshuatopolsky @Choire @laura_june also we are a four minute walk from argot ➛
Sep 17, 2015 you know who has lots of desks and conference rooms and... @Choire @joshuatopolsky @laura_june you know who has lots of desks and conference rooms and would really welcome you any time ➛
Sep 17, 2015 i can't hear you over the sound of my binary options trading @AGoldmund i can't hear you over the sound of my binary options trading ➛
Sep 17, 2015 the ONLY email that competes with that one is from Laurie... @jimaley the ONLY email that competes with that one is from Laurie Abraham at Elle offering to babysit if I'd just get my draft in. ➛
Sep 17, 2015 RIGHT! I knew it was a thing I'd seen. @CraigPlazure RIGHT! I knew it was a thing I'd seen. ➛
Sep 17, 2015 augmented reality is going to allow for actual human blocks... augmented reality is going to allow for actual human blocks right is that jira ticket open on project aura yet ➛
Sep 17, 2015 the sad thing is that the ad people have the good content... the sad thing is that the ad people have the good content distribution networks which is i THINK why percolate has 6 billion employees ➛
Sep 17, 2015 now block the ads in podcasts seriously mailchimp i fucking... now block the ads in podcasts seriously mailchimp i fucking get it ➛
Sep 17, 2015 so many panel discussions will be born today it's wonderful so many panel discussions will be born today it's wonderful ➛
Sep 17, 2015 the IAB is going to do something about this just as soon as... the IAB is going to do something about this just as soon as the pre-roll ends ➛
Sep 17, 2015 by the way that last tweet is 140 characters long @patbits by the way that last tweet is 140 characters long ➛
Sep 17, 2015 Soon the taptic engine will be morse-coding “Be sure to... Soon the taptic engine will be morse-coding “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine” directly onto your thigh. ➛
Sep 16, 2015 I oversaw the great spatula assessment of 1998 @patbits I oversaw the great spatula assessment of 1998 ➛
Sep 16, 2015 “Cheat: It's the only way to get published.”... “Cheat: It's the only way to get published.” newrepublic.com/... ➛
Sep 16, 2015 i'm not really an editor any more except i edit a lot of... i'm not really an editor any more except i edit a lot of editor memos when they are trying to get new jobs ➛
Sep 16, 2015 “This could have used an editor” is a cliché that, as an... “This could have used an editor” is a cliché that, as an editor, I hope everyone will stop using. ➛
Sep 15, 2015 https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/643802904596512768/photo/1 @jennydeluxe twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 15, 2015 I wrote this about failed weight loss with quantified self... I wrote this about failed weight loss with quantified self and am tweeting it again to appease the robots newrepublic.com/... ➛
Sep 14, 2015 mo made us sausages rice and peas it was great @jenniferdaniel mo made us sausages rice and peas it was great ➛
Sep 14, 2015 a fridge block is better than any follow for reals @redkeg @laura_june a fridge block is better than any follow for reals ➛
Sep 14, 2015 sure because the media industry is filled with self-hating... @laura_june sure because the media industry is filled with self-hating mediocre trashfuckers desperate for any faint sense of superiority ➛
Sep 14, 2015 god is fridge still tweeting can you fucking imagine @laura_june god is fridge still tweeting can you fucking imagine ➛
Sep 14, 2015 this is spectacular oh god the teething plus food... @jenniferdaniel this is spectacular oh god the teething plus food everywhere and the constant constant shitting ➛
Sep 14, 2015 It's really hard to decide what to have for dinner knowing... It's really hard to decide what to have for dinner knowing that was just published. ➛
Sep 14, 2015 not compatible with centralized content platforms, sadly @mariabustillos not compatible with centralized content platforms, sadly ➛
Sep 14, 2015 You thought you hated me for giving my daughter extra money... You thought you hated me for giving my daughter extra money but now you can hate me for being fat and believing in calories, too. ➛
Sep 13, 2015 hey @leahfinnegan mo just sent me this and i think you'll... hey @leahfinnegan mo just sent me this and i think you'll appreciate it too buzzfeed.com/... ➛
Sep 12, 2015 i guess i need to watch this for work @natashavc @leahfinnegan i guess i need to watch this for work ➛
Sep 12, 2015 where can i pirate it/stream it though @leahfinnegan where can i pirate it/stream it though ➛
Sep 12, 2015 if i remember it has some virtual reality scene. i never... @leahfinnegan if i remember it has some virtual reality scene. i never saw it. ➛
Sep 12, 2015 The Minions movie made $1 billion on a budget of $74... The Minions movie made $1 billion on a budget of $74 million so this summer was just the beginning of our nightmare boxofficemojo.com/... ➛
Sep 12, 2015 you are welcome this tweet is incredibly kind @dickclucas you are welcome this tweet is incredibly kind ➛
Sep 11, 2015 Proof that growth hacking works. https://twitter.com/jordan... Proof that growth hacking works.twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 11, 2015 I should just give them my routing info from my bank @leahfinnegan @SEOVaginaDeals I should just give them my routing info from my bank ➛
Sep 11, 2015 Congratulations to my 30,000th follower, @SEOVaginaDeals! Congratulations to my 30,000th follower, @SEOVaginaDeals! ➛
Sep 11, 2015 you're playing a dangerous game michael @notio you're playing a dangerous game michael ➛
Sep 11, 2015 I mean you can really sell that as a service. “We create... I mean you can really sell that as a service. “We create your Brand Rollout Strategy Center Using BrandOps Best Practice💲.” ➛
Sep 11, 2015 Actually now I'm kind of into the idea of BrandOps. Actually now I'm kind of into the idea of BrandOps. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 “Tuning Microservices for Global BrandOps... @DJSundog @ldodds “Tuning Microservices for Global BrandOps Deployments”—Slideshare, 2016 ➛
Sep 11, 2015 i didn't look up it was 90000 degrees @maxfenton i didn't look up it was 90000 degrees ➛
Sep 11, 2015 I mean there's a command-and-control aspect here that's... @livlab I mean there's a command-and-control aspect here that's amazing and also the testing and the secrecy. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 oh god brandops is going to become a real thing because of... oh god brandops is going to become a real thing because of @ldodds. there will be brandops summits. it's unavoidable. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 Right I mean I'd guess it was...5K dependencies? 100K? I... @livlab Right I mean I'd guess it was...5K dependencies? 100K? I wonder if it was like, a five person command center or a 100-person team. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 noah that does not qualify as a humblebrag it's like 30,000... @noahr noah that does not qualify as a humblebrag it's like 30,000 people in a barn ➛
Sep 11, 2015 That's the thing, it was secret and then it was everywhere. @noahr That's the thing, it was secret and then it was everywhere. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 Like, if the same people who did the logo rollout where in... Like, if the same people who did the logo rollout where in charge of Plus we'd be in this very different world right now. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 I went over to their NYC office and it's still on the paper... I went over to their NYC office and it's still on the paper badges but the presentations all have the new logo. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 It's everywhere at once. It's inside the search bar on my... It's everywhere at once. It's inside the search bar on my phone in a gentle gray. It's in the favicons and below every page. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 It must have been a logistical nightmare and it was carried... It must have been a logistical nightmare and it was carried out at once. Like, it's breathtaking. And also terrifying. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 Can I talk about how the rollout of its rebrand across... Can I talk about how the rollout of its rebrand across product families is one of the most amazing things Google's ever done? ➛
Sep 11, 2015 i had to unretweet that masterwork thing because i felt... i had to unretweet that masterwork thing because i felt insufferable ➛
Sep 11, 2015 I call this look Problemagic http://www.nytimes.com/interact... I call this look Problemagic nytimes.com/... ➛
Sep 11, 2015 I can't hear you I'm reclining too hard. @ftrain I can't hear you I'm reclining too hard. ➛
Sep 11, 2015 The code of the express bus dads is that conversations are... The code of the express bus dads is that conversations are purely opt-in and a two-row minimum seating distance should be observed. ➛
Sep 10, 2015 families are wonderful. It works out. But it forces you to... @kosamari families are wonderful. It works out. But it forces you to make decisions that are more complex than any ideology allows. ➛
Sep 10, 2015 You guys keep running your mouths on Facebook and I'll keep... You guys keep running your mouths on Facebook and I'll keep giving money for reproductive health and access to abortion. Everyone wins. ➛
Sep 10, 2015 I did a tally of the dumb shit people were saying about my... I did a tally of the dumb shit people were saying about my Elle piece and when I got to 200 dumb comments I gave $200 to Planned Parenthood. ➛
Sep 10, 2015 please no it is always of tremendous interest and value @anne_boyer @jamiekeiles please no it is always of tremendous interest and value ➛
Sep 10, 2015 thank you! the thing is that once I had the idea it became... @vcmcguire thank you! the thing is that once I had the idea it became an ethical requirement to address it regardless of outcome. ➛
Sep 10, 2015 the title of that chart is "EXCEPT WHEN IT'S JIM" @jimaley the title of that chart is "EXCEPT WHEN IT'S JIM" ➛
Sep 10, 2015 that for sure. On the left because it can be acted upon; on... @knowtheory @jakubowskiandy that for sure. On the left because it can be acted upon; on the right because it has had time to be thought thru ➛
Sep 10, 2015 I think you almost need a 3rd party to gather feedback,... @jakubowskiandy I think you almost need a 3rd party to gather feedback, organize it, and save it for you, so that you don't overvalue anger. ➛
Sep 10, 2015 this is a good commit https://github.com/dariusk/corpora/com... this is a good commit github.com/... ➛
Sep 10, 2015 i think this also applies to releasing code or really... @ftrain i think this also applies to releasing code or really anything and yet the entire product/idea feedback apparatus is cycle-driven ➛
Sep 9, 2015 honestly that's the funniest thing i've read all day @maureenflaherty honestly that's the funniest thing i've read all day ➛
Sep 9, 2015 she is a true artist of the Internet... @raganwald @katienotopoulos she is a true artist of the Internet buzzfeed.com/... ➛
Sep 9, 2015 man you point out ONE paradox of capitalism man you point out ONE paradox of capitalism ➛
Sep 9, 2015 offer to hold one for a few minutes and tell them you... @nzle @maureenflaherty @meaghano offer to hold one for a few minutes and tell them you totally expect crying and will be fine ➛
Sep 9, 2015 privatization of infrastructure maintenance @Bwuh @geoffdgeorge privatization of infrastructure maintenance ➛
Sep 9, 2015 god this is the perfect moment to release embarrassing... god this is the perfect moment to release embarrassing technology press releases ➛
Sep 9, 2015 She's actually the nicest person and she gave my children... @PJVogt She's actually the nicest person and she gave my children stickers. But I will never appear on her podcast. ➛
Sep 9, 2015 I think more people have been on it than have heard it. @PJVogt I think more people have been on it than have heard it. ➛
Sep 9, 2015 Wait you've heard it? Or were you just on it? @PJVogt @katienotopoulos Wait you've heard it? Or were you just on it? ➛
Sep 9, 2015 that was the only part that made me sad @sixfoot6 @caseyjohnston @laura_june that was the only part that made me sad ➛
Sep 9, 2015 Don't hate the aggregator hate the native brand advertising... Don't hate the aggregator hate the native brand advertising platform. ➛
Sep 9, 2015 For obvious reasons, I will never appear on... For obvious reasons, I will never appear on @katienotopoulos's podcast. ➛
Sep 9, 2015 yes they are usually really helpful. they used to 404 a lot... @bn2b @totallyslutsky yes they are usually really helpful. they used to 404 a lot but people are using web archive links more. ➛
Sep 9, 2015 because wikipedia is wonderful but also very high risk @bn2b because wikipedia is wonderful but also very high risk ➛
Sep 9, 2015 yes they're great if you are a journalist writing about a... @bn2b yes they're great if you are a journalist writing about a subject because you can use wikipedia then check sources ➛
Sep 9, 2015 more likely: overworked, young, lightly edited, making $250... @bn2b more likely: overworked, young, lightly edited, making $250 to support the GE-sponsored content that The Economist Group sold ➛
Sep 9, 2015 well normally their articles are unsigned. i mean it is... @bn2b well normally their articles are unsigned. i mean it is what it is! it's just...even you, The Economist? You too? ➛
Sep 9, 2015 well they need to be very careful lest she die in childbirth @patbits well they need to be very careful lest she die in childbirth ➛
Sep 9, 2015 this article is completely lacking in information on how... @patbits this article is completely lacking in information on how they bang ➛
Sep 9, 2015 why must impolite ruffians speak to me in rough tones @patbits why must impolite ruffians speak to me in rough tones ➛
Sep 9, 2015 second of all they have perfectly internalized the era's... @patbits second of all they have perfectly internalized the era's incredibly bleak portrait of class, its amazing ➛
Sep 9, 2015 first of all why isn't it in a magazine for ladies? @patbits first of all why isn't it in a magazine for ladies? ➛
Sep 9, 2015 Wow the Economist just made it so weird.... Wow the Economist just made it so weird. economist.com/... ➛
Sep 8, 2015 maybe in rush to publish stuff was...journalism...scoops... @rustyk5 @MikeIsaac @harper maybe in rush to publish stuff was...journalism...scoops... ➛
Sep 8, 2015 ultimately we need to give everyone access to the drugs... @max_read @leahfinnegan @dad @BarackObama @GWBLibrary ultimately we need to give everyone access to the drugs they need ➛
Sep 8, 2015 i'll adopt you but you'll need to learn javascript @leahfinnegan @dad i'll adopt you but you'll need to learn javascript ➛
Sep 8, 2015 I wrote a piece for Elle about how I will address the wage... I wrote a piece for Elle about how I will address the wage gap my daughter will experience (that her brother won't): elle.com/... ➛
Sep 8, 2015 The one true job of public relations is to stave off... The one true job of public relations is to stave off ridicule. ➛
Sep 8, 2015 I'm wearing a shirt with the RSS logo that says "I want to... @robertjpetro I'm wearing a shirt with the RSS logo that says "I want to believe" right now ➛
Sep 8, 2015 Paul...is that an off the rack blazer from Men's Wearhouse? @robertjpetro Paul...is that an off the rack blazer from Men's Wearhouse? ➛
Sep 8, 2015 tweetstorm forecasting is still as much art as science @_cynar tweetstorm forecasting is still as much art as science ➛
Sep 7, 2015 I can't remember specific shows but yeah it was def like,... @jamiekeiles I can't remember specific shows but yeah it was def like, he fell in love with his proxy bride! ➛
Sep 7, 2015 You know what used to get discussed a lot and used in bad... You know what used to get discussed a lot and used in bad TV plots but hardly comes up any more? Marriage by proxy en.m.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Sep 7, 2015 I know & read Analog/F&SF/Asimov's—what are the... I know & read Analog/F&SF/Asimov's—what are the other good sci-fi zines? Went looking (weightlessbooks.com), don't know where to start. ➛
Sep 7, 2015 “People talking to people is still how the world’s... “People talking to people is still how the world’s standards change.” newyorker.com/... ➛
Sep 6, 2015 wow that looks deeply satisfying @guydeboredom @baconmeteor wow that looks deeply satisfying ➛
Sep 6, 2015 [nods] yeah it's hot liquid garbage @therealfitz @nelson [nods] yeah it's hot liquid garbage ➛
Sep 6, 2015 I'm honestly just super nostalgic for the crazy-uncle... @nelson @therealfitz I'm honestly just super nostalgic for the crazy-uncle Internet right now. It sucks he's broke. fetchmail -av was good. ➛
Sep 6, 2015 he *is* the god Pan I mean—“she had looked at me and seen a... @guydeboredom @baconmeteor he *is* the god Pan I mean—“she had looked at me and seen a god.” ➛
Sep 6, 2015 This situation is surprising when you consider that he the... @guydeboredom @baconmeteor This situation is surprising when you consider that he the god Pan: catb.org/... ➛
Sep 5, 2015 Wow, out of nowhere my brain just went, “You should walk... Wow, out of nowhere my brain just went, “You should walk across the bridge to J&R and go upstairs to the software store.” ➛
Sep 5, 2015 imagine our parents conceiving anyone, the damp creaking... @mattbuchanan imagine our parents conceiving anyone, the damp creaking bed, Neuromancer on the table, the voice of Kenny Loggins on Marantz ➛
Sep 5, 2015 Is people ordering insane shit places don't have (like... Is people ordering insane shit places don't have (like hotdogs from Chinese take-out/Band-Aids at the ice cream stand) NYC-only or global? ➛
Sep 5, 2015 this extreme 1920s collection of air stunts and things... this extreme 1920s collection of air stunts and things smashing is the best 16:27 i've seen in a while archive.org/... ➛
Sep 5, 2015 this is called "sleeping" you should check it out on... @maureenflaherty this is called "sleeping" you should check it out on Wikipedia ➛
Sep 4, 2015 Okay so @joshuatopolsky this is a little obscure but if we... Okay so @joshuatopolsky this is a little obscure but if we have a dipperz promotional event we could call it “in b4 sauce” ➛
Sep 4, 2015 oh no I came to that by pure thievery @JeremyDStanley oh no I came to that by pure thievery ➛
Sep 4, 2015 I just read this on the bus and learned many things about... @tressiemcphd I just read this on the bus and learned many things about stuff I thought I'd thought about. ➛
Sep 3, 2015 i want to criticize so many things that my head is all... i want to criticize so many things that my head is all jammed up ➛
Sep 3, 2015 or, if that felt to ambiguous, a “kk” @guydeboredom or, if that felt to ambiguous, a “kk” ➛
Sep 3, 2015 the ironic use of advertising language was fine for zine... @guydeboredom the ironic use of advertising language was fine for zine culture but i would have gone with a lowercase “k” ➛
Sep 3, 2015 i hereby am going to offer criticism to everyone. i hereby am going to offer criticism to everyone. ➛
Sep 3, 2015 actually screw that i'd have to issue at least 2,000... actually screw that i'd have to issue at least 2,000 retractions because of themorningnews.org/... and themorningnews.org/... ➛
Sep 3, 2015 i just listened to a podcast where people talked about my... i just listened to a podcast where people talked about my writing and i hereby retract every piece of criticism i've ever offered anyone ➛
Sep 3, 2015 maybe you could get a telepresence robot and hand out... @waxpancake @torrez maybe you could get a telepresence robot and hand out remote scholarships ➛
Sep 3, 2015 no i'm sad i won't see you, they're totally doing it forever @torrez no i'm sad i won't see you, they're totally doing it forever ➛
Sep 3, 2015 i'm sure you'll be funnier than darius, more relevant than... @anildash @torrez @waxpancake @sixfoot6 i'm sure you'll be funnier than darius, more relevant than anita, and more vulnerable than me ➛
Sep 3, 2015 eh it's still a good hug i'd take it @waxpancake @sixfoot6 eh it's still a good hug i'd take it ➛
Sep 3, 2015 i know i'm garbage. i really want to come this year too.... @waxpancake @sixfoot6 i know i'm garbage. i really want to come this year too. [smashes android phone underfoot] next year in portland! ➛
Sep 3, 2015 no no an sva student presented this as part of the get to... @sanarao no no an sva student presented this as part of the get to know me, as one of ten amazing albums that changed his life ➛
Sep 3, 2015 When I threw you under the bus I really hurt my back. Just... When I threw you under the bus I really hurt my back. Just a data point. ➛
Sep 3, 2015 i actually had a reader writer and request I did “what are... @jimaley i actually had a reader writer and request I did “what are databases?” ➛
Sep 3, 2015 actually wait this is the song right here holy shit... actually wait this is the song right here holy shit hoirong.bandcamp.com ➛
Sep 3, 2015 The student doesn't seem to be on Twitter so I don't want... The student doesn't seem to be on Twitter so I don't want to blow his cover. ➛
Sep 3, 2015 Last night an @svaixd student quickly mentioned this band... Last night an @svaixd student quickly mentioned this band Hoirong and HOLY CANDY APPLES CHECK THIS OUT soundcloud.com/... ➛
Sep 3, 2015 it was totally a ripped gray t torn from the finnegan look... @leahfinnegan it was totally a ripped gray t torn from the finnegan look book ➛
Sep 3, 2015 i re-issued that tweet so it had more intellectual property... i re-issued that tweet so it had more intellectual property theft in the interest of content consumer convenience ➛
Sep 3, 2015 saw a woman wearing this on the back of a T-shirt coming... saw a woman wearing this on the back of a T-shirt coming out of the subway and it cracked me up twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 3, 2015 in the 90s it seemed like jazz flute samples were going to... in the 90s it seemed like jazz flute samples were going to win it all ➛
Sep 3, 2015 ‘O.K., capitalism, I have seen your gaping maw, and I want... @joshcochrane ‘O.K., capitalism, I have seen your gaping maw, and I want no trouble with you.’—nytimes.com/... ➛
Sep 3, 2015 patrick you are someone who really gets what it's all about... @patbits patrick you are someone who really gets what it's all about in the world today KNOWING THAT YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED IT THIS WAY I DO ➛
Sep 3, 2015 ulgh i'm just waiting for the “it was all very ethical we... ulgh i'm just waiting for the “it was all very ethical we gave $10,000 in free backpacks and ideation consulting services to the homeless.” ➛
Sep 3, 2015 i REALLY need a cigarette right now and it's only 9:41AM... @laura_june i REALLY need a cigarette right now and it's only 9:41AM and 2,000 days since I quit ➛
Sep 3, 2015 and next, us magazine homeless edition will start running... and next, us magazine homeless edition will start running “what's in my cart” featurettes ➛
Sep 3, 2015 I keep thinking about what @zeynep is saying here... @ftrain I keep thinking about what @zeynep is saying here nytimes.com/... ➛
Sep 3, 2015 2/@MSF_USA pulled 1,600+ refugees from the water yesterday... @ftrain 2/@MSF_USA pulled 1,600+ refugees from the water yesterday msf.org/... ➛
Sep 3, 2015 1/The sight of a dead toddler washed onto a beach is... @ftrain 1/The sight of a dead toddler washed onto a beach is fundamentally intolerable. ➛
Sep 3, 2015 So that I could stop feeling like garbage about the news I... So that I could stop feeling like garbage about the news I gave $250 to Doctors Without Borders this morning. bit.ly/... ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I'm home! Thank you for the questions. I will never answer... I'm home! Thank you for the questions. I will never answer any more questions ever. ➛
Sep 2, 2015 sometimes when things seem, you need to that you CAN even @schuyler sometimes when things seem, you need to that you CAN even ➛
Sep 2, 2015 mostly I just read the docs and went holy shit a lot @modernserf mostly I just read the docs and went holy shit a lot ➛
Sep 2, 2015 god it would be a Spotify playlist of like, top trip hop. I... @bn2b god it would be a Spotify playlist of like, top trip hop. I hate myself ➛
Sep 2, 2015 sometimes! It really is a good device. @JeffAbbott sometimes! It really is a good device. ➛
Sep 2, 2015 theres a learning curve but they do some things sooooo well @michaelroston theres a learning curve but they do some things sooooo well ➛
Sep 2, 2015 Williamsburg had started to lose its mind and I had just... @robert4nier Williamsburg had started to lose its mind and I had just turned 30 ➛
Sep 2, 2015 anything where they hack gpus is weirdly fascinating @jonathanhartsf anything where they hack gpus is weirdly fascinating ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I like the new.Mexico governors mansion @leahfinnegan I like the new.Mexico governors mansion ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I just renewed the domain. I need to get back in there.... @johnsperanza I just renewed the domain. I need to get back in there. Thank you! ➛
Sep 2, 2015 a longer bus ride so I could collect more thoughts @smahate a longer bus ride so I could collect more thoughts ➛
Sep 2, 2015 ohhh I thought you meant in general. The book I'm not... @eveostay ohhh I thought you meant in general. The book I'm not reading is called Translucent Databases 2nd edition. It's good! ➛
Sep 2, 2015 nah its a nerd book about databases and I have a headache... @meaghano nah its a nerd book about databases and I have a headache all normal ➛
Sep 2, 2015 god I don't know. There are a lot of threads open and I've... @brianvan god I don't know. There are a lot of threads open and I've cofounded a software company. ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I just keep imagining the meetings at Disney where they... @emilynussbaum I just keep imagining the meetings at Disney where they evaluated pig puppets for sexiness. ➛
Sep 2, 2015 the greatest love of all because after you give good love... @torrez the greatest love of all because after you give good love why keep going? ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I am sort of hoping that by starting a software development... @CraigMacn I am sort of hoping that by starting a software development agency I'll soon have the resources I need to finish it ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I like the way that trump reminds us all that the media is... @thelancearthur I like the way that trump reminds us all that the media is hopeless and racist garbage gets attention oak ➛
Sep 2, 2015 no but it will be a major part of a longer book from fsg in... @chrisbay no but it will be a major part of a longer book from fsg in 2016 ➛
Sep 2, 2015 a little overwhelmed in general but optimistic over all @jqtrde a little overwhelmed in general but optimistic over all ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I've never seen either show should I? @jangiefer @kfan I've never seen either show should I? ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I love the async model, having learned it from the Clojure... @mickeylyle I love the async model, having learned it from the Clojure port. Don't use it but like reading it. ➛
Sep 2, 2015 I don't want to read my book and I am on a bus. Can I... I don't want to read my book and I am on a bus. Can I answer any questions? ➛
Sep 2, 2015 kieran yours is too high concept @kjhealy @baconmeteor kieran yours is too high concept ➛
Sep 2, 2015 A copy of my Businessweek issue from Taiwan has been... A copy of my Businessweek issue from Taiwan has been secured for me, go team. twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 2, 2015 like even the boring parts are crazy in an interesting way @bn2b like even the boring parts are crazy in an interesting way ➛
Sep 2, 2015 the end of dark forest was pretty cool tbh i mean there is... @bn2b the end of dark forest was pretty cool tbh i mean there is a LOT of handwaving in the books but they are also so bananas ➛
Sep 2, 2015 oh yeah he could care less and in fact he starts you with... @bn2b oh yeah he could care less and in fact he starts you with the ant in the graveyard ➛
Sep 2, 2015 well it's just make-believe too, people should be able to... @bn2b well it's just make-believe too, people should be able to make believe all kinds of different ways ➛
Sep 2, 2015 no i love it, takes a minute to get used to it. it's very... @bn2b no i love it, takes a minute to get used to it. it's very chinese too, but he seems even more extreme. ➛
Sep 2, 2015 the new google logo is a radical improvement in favicon... the new google logo is a radical improvement in favicon identity as opposed to that deeply shitty blue g thing ➛
Sep 2, 2015 but i mean, each tweet is basically a medium-sized web page @vtlynch @fugueish but i mean, each tweet is basically a medium-sized web page ➛
Sep 2, 2015 this—http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2013-11-07/the-hid... @vtlynch @fugueish this—bloomberg.com/... pretty variable because of images and now video. ➛
Sep 2, 2015 those sweatpants do look exceptionally comfortable @sasha_scrat those sweatpants do look exceptionally comfortable ➛
Sep 2, 2015 that's wonderful can I email you my address and give you... @muanchiou that's wonderful can I email you my address and give you some money? ➛
Sep 2, 2015 !!! (@juninaro you are off the hook altho if you got one I... @muanchiou @gjtorikian !!! (@juninaro you are off the hook altho if you got one I want two) ➛
Sep 2, 2015 and also just like, people don't stop talking until they... @knowtheory and also just like, people don't stop talking until they are DONE ➛
Sep 2, 2015 oh wow that's an extraordinary detail @sasha_scrat oh wow that's an extraordinary detail ➛
Sep 2, 2015 western writers are always avoiding expository dialogue... western writers are always avoiding expository dialogue whereas Liu Cixin is just like, open quotation, LET ER RIP, close quotation ➛
Sep 2, 2015 i did just read the first two three-body problem books and... i did just read the first two three-body problem books and chinese expository dialogue is so fun i wish that the west could learn to do it ➛
Sep 2, 2015 i don't care about books i like to read old business... @ftrain i don't care about books i like to read old business magazines from the 1920s and think about pigeonholes ➛
Sep 2, 2015 i mean i think the author must be aware of that irony... @ftrain i mean i think the author must be aware of that irony though it's good trolling overall ➛
Sep 2, 2015 this is paradoxical because if you were only supposed to... this is paradoxical because if you were only supposed to read things of genius then you shouldn't read the article theguardian.com/... ➛
Sep 2, 2015 if there is one please do and I'll PayPal you whatever. @juninaro if there is one please do and I'll PayPal you whatever. ➛
Sep 2, 2015 Is there anyone in Taiwan who can grab me one of these?... Is there anyone in Taiwan who can grab me one of these? mobile.twitter.com/... ➛
Sep 2, 2015 It'll be all right. I'm just writing about gender and... @redkeg It'll be all right. I'm just writing about gender and class, not something truly controversial like JS frameworks. ➛
Sep 1, 2015 Two shoutouts in the layoff memo is definitely a... Two shoutouts in the layoff memo is definitely a career...something. ➛
Sep 1, 2015 I work by union square now let's get coffee! @johnjcook I work by union square now let's get coffee! ➛
Sep 1, 2015 Can anyone explain to me what this video intended to... Can anyone explain to me what this video intended to convey? youtu.be/... ➛
Sep 1, 2015 that image is twice as offensive because she's not halal @patbits that image is twice as offensive because she's not halal ➛
Sep 1, 2015 An Icelandic institute publishes an AI ethics guide... An Icelandic institute publishes an AI ethics guide motherboard.vice.com/... ➛
Sep 1, 2015 I just don't know if I'll ever get used the ragged right... I just don't know if I'll ever get used the ragged right future. ➛
Sep 1, 2015 (@kjhealy has documented his document-generation workflow,... (@kjhealy has documented his document-generation workflow, btw; it's really nicely considered: kieranhealy.org/... ➛
Sep 1, 2015 People are rightly excited by the subject of @kjhealy's... People are rightly excited by the subject of @kjhealy's article, “Fuck Nuance,” kieranhealy.org/... but look at how well it's formatted. ➛
Aug 31, 2015 you ever find yourself drifting to sleep thinking if you'd... you ever find yourself drifting to sleep thinking if you'd moved to a different city ten years ago you'd have a different career and friends ➛
Aug 31, 2015 never forget https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/6385248378504... never forget twitter.com/... ➛