August 2015

Aug 31, 2015

thank you I will point to this tweet during the trial

@nzle thank you I will point to this tweet during the trial
Aug 31, 2015

There is a kind of trolling indistinguishable from truth....

There is a kind of trolling indistinguishable from truth. That is where you will find me.
Aug 31, 2015

lol I know exactly what I'm in for

@jessamyn lol I know exactly what I'm in for
Aug 31, 2015

oh this is a new piece on a different subject

@artlung oh this is a new piece on a different subject
Aug 31, 2015

I'm kind of getting my dander up preemptively because when...

I'm kind of getting my dander up preemptively because when this one hits the web I am in for a world of hot shit.
Aug 31, 2015

I love when people go, "I'm sad for you," as if that's the...

I love when people go, "I'm sad for you," as if that's the ultimate conversation stopper. Just say “I can't tolerate disagreement” instead.
Aug 31, 2015

Pissing someone off so much they stand up from their...

Pissing someone off so much they stand up from their magazine and Google you and send an email is a magnificent feeling though.
Aug 31, 2015

I had an email exchange with the luxury vacation woman and...

I had an email exchange with the luxury vacation woman and I don't think we're chill.
Aug 31, 2015

I take it seriously.

@knguyen I take it seriously.
Aug 31, 2015

oh wow that would be great to read

@patbits oh wow that would be great to read
Aug 31, 2015

patrick why don't you write about it

@patbits patrick why don't you write about it
Aug 31, 2015

“I am so offended by your article that I had to email you...

“I am so offended by your article that I had to email you despite being on a luxury vacation at the moment.” —An Elle reader
Aug 31, 2015

agile with grievances

@jackrusher agile with grievances
Aug 31, 2015

It's an impressive span of time but no—I procrastinated and...

@Coburnicus It's an impressive span of time but no—I procrastinated and flopped around for a full year from the initial assignment.
Aug 30, 2015

Do the VMAs have rules about filibusters?

Do the VMAs have rules about filibusters?
Aug 30, 2015

Camus was a good writer but a lousy meteorologist.

Camus was a good writer but a lousy meteorologist.
Aug 30, 2015

It turns out this summer is not actually invincible.

It turns out this summer is not actually invincible.
Aug 29, 2015

fyi if you are a serious artist you number things starting...

fyi if you are a serious artist you number things starting with ∅ like "song ∅11 of a projected 900 song cycle about cubes"
Aug 29, 2015

Play Flappo Bird in an emulated Atari 2600 in your web...

Play Flappo Bird in an emulated Atari 2600 in your web browser using only the CONTROL key: archive.org/... twitter.com/...
Aug 28, 2015

oh god gabe why would you SAY this out loud

@Bitchinville oh god gabe why would you SAY this out loud
Aug 28, 2015

no judgments you're still a good person

@brb_irl no judgments you're still a good person
Aug 28, 2015

god is there anything more shameful than the contents and...

god is there anything more shameful than the contents and structure of a large external hard drive
Aug 28, 2015

travel is hard because i have little kids but pbgh is kinda...

@abrennr @anetv @mcburton travel is hard because i have little kids but pbgh is kinda close, too, so...maybe!
Aug 28, 2015

lemme know if i can help or answer questions, i like...

@abrennr lemme know if i can help or answer questions, i like students
Aug 28, 2015

longer, narrower, more blue but the same level of...

@stephcd longer, narrower, more blue but the same level of reflection and also on a black as opposed to white background
Aug 27, 2015

“I think we can knock this out in two hours.”

@dbreunig “I think we can knock this out in two hours.”
Aug 27, 2015

That's the thing that wrecks my brain.

@dbreunig That's the thing that wrecks my brain.
Aug 27, 2015

It has at least ten times that many users though.

@bn2b It has at least ten times that many users though.
Aug 27, 2015

I let that go but the omission of Haiku is glaring.

@paulkruczynski I let that go but the omission of Haiku is glaring.
Aug 27, 2015

“Do you like innovative features?” “Just eat this broth...

“Do you like innovative features?” “Just eat this broth it's all your system can handle right now.” “I can handle interactions seamlessly.”
Aug 27, 2015

Right, the Kinja strategy.

@bn2b Right, the Kinja strategy.
Aug 27, 2015

To be clear, I opted in on taking a survey and the survey...

To be clear, I opted in on taking a survey and the survey worked, my issue is we need to rescue the people who wrote it and help them.
Aug 27, 2015

Why does it DO that

@bn2b Why does it DO that
Aug 27, 2015

I know but it amuses me for real.

@bn2b @torrez I know but it amuses me for real.
Aug 27, 2015

I didn't think a question that profound could have an...

@bn2b I didn't think a question that profound could have an answer but the more I think about it the more I think the answer is Windows 10.
Aug 27, 2015

I mean, I *LIKE* interacting seamlessly.

@torrez I mean, I *LIKE* interacting seamlessly.
Aug 27, 2015

A person had an opportunity to connect with millions of...

A person had an opportunity to connect with millions of people through a paid brand engagement survey on twitter.com, but then...
Aug 27, 2015

When I choose an operating system it's because I care about...

When I choose an operating system it's because I care about innovative features that I can interact with seamlessly. Because I am not human.
Aug 27, 2015

Oh heeeeeeere's what they are thinking....

Oh heeeeeeere's what they are thinking. twitter.com/...
Aug 27, 2015

Twitter asked me this question in a “brand survey” what in...

Twitter asked me this question in a “brand survey” what in God's name are they thinking. twitter.com/...
Aug 27, 2015

is that canon

@CWReade is that canon
Aug 27, 2015

but yeah it's a problem...no idea how to solve it

@brookinc but yeah it's a problem...no idea how to solve it
Aug 27, 2015

My book, in a year!

@brookinc My book, in a year!
Aug 27, 2015

lol yes my god

@Claus lol yes my god
Aug 27, 2015

it goes really well with Look Who's Talking Too

@patbits it goes really well with Look Who's Talking Too
Aug 27, 2015

a big part of yacht rock is that when you pull back the...

a big part of yacht rock is that when you pull back the silk sheets the bed isn't filled with millions of bugs hence the dan is not YchtRck
Aug 27, 2015

saying steely dan is yacht rock is like saying rosemary's...

saying steely dan is yacht rock is like saying rosemary's baby is a good movie for moms
Aug 27, 2015

i just had a ten minute debate with myself about whether...

i just had a ten minute debate with myself about whether steely dan should be on someone's yacht rock playlist
Aug 27, 2015

There are so many ways this could really work at the...

@raganwald There are so many ways this could really work at the proxy/VPN level and I bet we could get funding.
Aug 25, 2015

that was an excellent hint

@shabbychef that was an excellent hint
Aug 25, 2015

instagram has taught me so much about airplane wings

instagram has taught me so much about airplane wings
Aug 25, 2015

(i was trying to remember weakerthans and remembered...

@bn2b @torrez (i was trying to remember weakerthans and remembered salmonblaster instead)
Aug 25, 2015

there's no salmonblaster on spotify freaking rip off

@bn2b @torrez there's no salmonblaster on spotify freaking rip off
Aug 25, 2015

meat puppets too right?

@torrez @bn2b meat puppets too right?
Aug 25, 2015

At some weird meta-level JIRA controls us all.

@kenwalker At some weird meta-level JIRA controls us all.
Aug 24, 2015

Neds Atomic Dustbin was def a good band

@bn2b Neds Atomic Dustbin was def a good band
Aug 24, 2015

Or colloquially the Jesus Jones Jinx.

@bn2b Or colloquially the Jesus Jones Jinx.
Aug 24, 2015

In the literature this is known as the Soup Dragon...

@bn2b In the literature this is known as the Soup Dragon Conjecture.
Aug 24, 2015

crazy old people are the best part!

@fhwang @JackSmithIV crazy old people are the best part!
Aug 24, 2015

remember that the stock market in your heart always has...

remember that the stock market in your heart always has room for growth
Aug 24, 2015

well here it is the worst listicle on the internet...

well here it is the worst listicle on the internet listovative.com/...
Aug 22, 2015

No words are more painfully optimistic than “just send me...

No words are more painfully optimistic than “just send me what you have.”
Aug 22, 2015

from the first story i mean

@mattbuchanan from the first story i mean
Aug 22, 2015

omg that dude needs to RUN

@mattbuchanan omg that dude needs to RUN
Aug 21, 2015

they are really responsive to customer demand

@adrjeffries they are really responsive to customer demand
Aug 21, 2015

whoa this is great esp the commented bios

@davidstalane whoa this is great esp the commented bios
Aug 21, 2015

The more I learn about assembly language the more I realize...

The more I learn about assembly language the more I realize that everything I learned about computers was not from science, but marketing.
Aug 21, 2015

i'm straddle generation but i like to think of myself as a...

i'm straddle generation but i like to think of myself as a thrillennial
Aug 20, 2015

its sooooooooo strong

@tophtucker its sooooooooo strong
Aug 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/634218617299673088/photo/1

Aug 19, 2015

i have this sense that this particular leak will be one of...

i have this sense that this particular leak will be one of the least funny things to happen online in a long time
Aug 19, 2015

i'm going to stop joking about ashley madison because it's...

i'm going to stop joking about ashley madison because it's clearly a brutal example of how technology promises happiness and delivers regret
Aug 19, 2015

because of you, this day was not wasted

@phooky because of you, this day was not wasted
Aug 19, 2015

still loading but it's pretty big with all the unzipped...

@bn2b still loading but it's pretty big with all the unzipped files, 10-20 gigs I'd think but you want like 60-100 free to deal with it
Aug 19, 2015

if these database dumps are any indication people who have...

if these database dumps are any indication people who have affairs are EXTREMELY denormalized
Aug 19, 2015

mysql import is slow enough without putting on full-text...

@bn2b mysql import is slow enough without putting on full-text indexing
Aug 19, 2015

a lot but void appears a lot too :(

@bn2b a lot but void appears a lot too :(
Aug 19, 2015

right to be forgotten looking pretty good these days

right to be forgotten looking pretty good these days
Aug 19, 2015

Life is short. Hack some data.

Life is short. Hack some data.
Aug 19, 2015

if you like me are having a day like boiled garbage let...

if you like me are having a day like boiled garbage let this into your heart cameronsworld.net Via @waxpancake
Aug 19, 2015

well see now there's your problem

@theowinter well see now there's your problem
Aug 19, 2015

I address that issue in the piece leah

@leahfinnegan I address that issue in the piece leah
Aug 19, 2015

One title was "one dad vs the patriarchy" but thank God...

One title was "one dad vs the patriarchy" but thank God it's not that any more.
Aug 19, 2015

I have an article about parenting on page 540 of the...

I have an article about parenting on page 540 of the September Elle if anyone here reads magazines.
Aug 19, 2015

don't forget the O Henry esque one where they are both on...

@mattbuchanan don't forget the O Henry esque one where they are both on it.
Aug 18, 2015

used to walk by there all the time!

@sogrady @aneel used to walk by there all the time!
Aug 18, 2015

dismaland looks good http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

dismaland looks good dailymail.co.uk/...
Aug 18, 2015

god for a minute i had the thought that larry ellison was...

@rustyk5 god for a minute i had the thought that larry ellison was running for president
Aug 18, 2015

I found buying a home made me feel young again, because for...

@jeremyzilar @oubliette I found buying a home made me feel young again, because for the 1st time in years I had no money and was scared.
Aug 17, 2015

worth the wait

@bn2b worth the wait
Aug 17, 2015

she kind of looks like maria a little

@laura_june she kind of looks like maria a little
Aug 17, 2015

echo '127.0.0.1 https://twitter.com' | sudo tee --append...

echo '127.0.0.1 twitter.com' | sudo tee --append /etc/hosts
Aug 17, 2015

If I worked at Amazon I'd call my special toilet laptop a...

If I worked at Amazon I'd call my special toilet laptop a compooter.,
Aug 17, 2015

I mean dear God Silicon Valley clean your toilet laptops.

I mean dear God Silicon Valley clean your toilet laptops.
Aug 17, 2015

“(I’ve never seen anyone clean their laptop after leaving...

“(I’ve never seen anyone clean their laptop after leaving the bathroom.)” $AMZN motherboard.vice.com/...
Aug 17, 2015

sometimes you raise the bar and sometimes the bar raises you

sometimes you raise the bar and sometimes the bar raises you
Aug 17, 2015

i only have one phone

@anildash i only have one phone
Aug 17, 2015

there is an email app called privy...

there is an email app called privy producthunt.com/...
Aug 17, 2015

we can make a javascript-heavy web page about putting a man...

we can make a javascript-heavy web page about putting a man on the moon but we can't screenshot it
Aug 16, 2015

I mean for TNR I kind of am.

@nkl I mean for TNR I kind of am.
Aug 16, 2015

I mean sure if that helps a journalist

@nkl I mean sure if that helps a journalist
Aug 16, 2015

there must be some mistake

@redkeg there must be some mistake
Aug 16, 2015

The problem with this scene is that half the people you're...

@ftrain The problem with this scene is that half the people you're interrogating are already lawyers.
Aug 16, 2015

Here is a list of your known associates. [Throws enormous...

@ftrain Here is a list of your known associates. [Throws enormous book with RICH PEOPLE sharpied on the cover]. What do you say to that?
Aug 16, 2015

She lives nearby too it totally shut me up. I should have...

@divinetechygirl She lives nearby too it totally shut me up. I should have said yes.
Aug 16, 2015

LISTEN TO ME WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE MONEY JUST TELL US WHERE...

@ftrain LISTEN TO ME WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE MONEY JUST TELL US WHERE IT IS.
Aug 16, 2015

Has anyone actually done the scene in a police station...

Has anyone actually done the scene in a police station where privilege is interrogated?
Aug 16, 2015

i hate the word “refection”

@leahfinnegan i hate the word “refection”
Aug 16, 2015

It was just the ultimate move. There was nowhere left for...

It was just the ultimate move. There was nowhere left for me to go, except back to my keyboard.
Aug 16, 2015

One editor needed me to finish a piece in a hurry and when...

One editor needed me to finish a piece in a hurry and when I explained my child-care priorities, she wrote, “great, I'll babysit.”
Aug 16, 2015

none of my jokes have ever been stolen :(

none of my jokes have ever been stolen :(
Aug 15, 2015

wow the listserve

@bn2b wow the listserve
Aug 15, 2015

Sure, Amazon has a ferocious, brutally competitive...

Sure, Amazon has a ferocious, brutally competitive corporate culture but how else do you deliver innovation on the level of Prime Day?
Aug 14, 2015

No, I totally did write this article because you suggested...

@ckoerner No, I totally did write this article because you suggested it. I've been trying to get back to your tweet all day.
Aug 14, 2015

this is me now https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/63222027205...

this is me now twitter.com/...
Aug 14, 2015

why in god's name would you ever let me do this

@tnr why in god's name would you ever let me do this
Aug 14, 2015

ten minutes until I am become magazine

ten minutes until I am become magazine
Aug 14, 2015

ten minutes to get my gifs

ten minutes to get my gifs
Aug 14, 2015

https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/632217184442445824/photo/1

Aug 14, 2015

waaaait a minute for an hour i can follow anyone as @tnr or...

waaaait a minute for an hour i can follow anyone as @tnr or even better unfollow anyone
Aug 14, 2015

i'm in the quogues

i'm in the quogues
Aug 14, 2015

apparently I can give away up to 30,000 free subscriptions

apparently I can give away up to 30,000 free subscriptions
Aug 14, 2015

i feel we should take @tnr out for a spin, right? see what...

i feel we should take @tnr out for a spin, right? see what it can do. i look forward to your helpful feedback.
Aug 14, 2015

at noon EST i.e. in 20 mins i will become @tnr through...

at noon EST i.e. in 20 mins i will become @tnr through TWITTER ALCHEMY & will take any questions you have for me twitter.com/...
Aug 13, 2015

did! I just wrote an article and parsed some fixed-width...

@barthes_simpson @tnr did! I just wrote an article and parsed some fixed-width data
Aug 13, 2015

I wrote some fun dead people stuff at...

I wrote some fun dead people stuff at on.tnr.com/...
Aug 12, 2015

also: anyone who sees edit as a “feed” or “aggregation”...

@Choire @toomuchnick @anildash @caseyjohnston also: anyone who sees edit as a “feed” or “aggregation” will fail; that's the circa of life
Aug 12, 2015

90% of the time gmail on web/mobile, sometimes mutt,...

@CjEggett 90% of the time gmail on web/mobile, sometimes mutt, offlineimap for backup, mu or mairix for local search
Aug 11, 2015

I'm not sure but I think the restructuring is about money...

@anildash I'm not sure but I think the restructuring is about money and power.
Aug 11, 2015

you will always be neucd to me ALSO: that book has the real...

@neuey you will always be neucd to me ALSO: that book has the real cover!
Aug 11, 2015

I'm pretty sure this is the exact user story they developed...

@anildash I'm pretty sure this is the exact user story they developed against.
Aug 10, 2015

das keyboard noisy model

@sts10 das keyboard noisy model
Aug 10, 2015

i did take my mechanical keyboard on vacation

i did take my mechanical keyboard on vacation
Aug 9, 2015

wow you were so happy in 2005

@leahfinnegan wow you were so happy in 2005
Aug 9, 2015

cool you are always welcome. tbh i have no idea how i end...

@leahfinnegan cool you are always welcome. tbh i have no idea how i end up in most of the places i end up in.
Aug 9, 2015

come out we have like 70000 rooms and we're roughly 200...

@leahfinnegan come out we have like 70000 rooms and we're roughly 200 miles from the beach
Aug 9, 2015

das keyboard with blue switches so

@jason0x21 das keyboard with blue switches so
Aug 9, 2015

the LAN party don't start till I walk in...

the LAN party don't start till I walk in twitter.com/...
Aug 9, 2015

is it lame to bring a mechanical keyboard on vacation

is it lame to bring a mechanical keyboard on vacation
Aug 9, 2015

oh wait i bet it's a son, that totally makes sense, all...

@bn2b oh wait i bet it's a son, that totally makes sense, all these older professors going “yeah, sure, that's fine.”
Aug 9, 2015

the 3d illustrator has the same last name as one of the...

@bn2b the 3d illustrator has the same last name as one of the authors
Aug 9, 2015

I mean that cover made PERFECT sense for 1986 and then 20...

@bn2b I mean that cover made PERFECT sense for 1986 and then 20 years later they were like, “we should do a 3D dragon call yer brother”
Aug 9, 2015

so the 1st ed came out in in 86 and got nicknamed “The...

@bn2b so the 1st ed came out in in 86 and got nicknamed “The Dragon Book” so for the 2nd they JAZZED IT UP twitter.com/...
Aug 9, 2015

so tired

@bn2b so tired
Aug 9, 2015

I've been thinking about the work you can get in tech right...

I've been thinking about the work you can get in tech right now and just typed the words “byte-collar jobs” and Google returns zero results.
Aug 8, 2015

Green-Wood Cemetery for reals.

@PJVogt Green-Wood Cemetery for reals.
Aug 8, 2015

My daughter was telling me nonsense about beautiful...

My daughter was telling me nonsense about beautiful princesses so I said that Elsa poops soft-serve and that's why she sings “Let it Go.”
Aug 8, 2015

That's really kind, thank you.

@rossdotparker That's really kind, thank you.
Aug 7, 2015

ooh charlene google image search for like, * landscape...

@ursonate ooh charlene google image search for like, * landscape works really well (social, media, marketing, internet, technology)
Aug 7, 2015

magnificent find

@ursonate magnificent find
Aug 7, 2015

oh shit this'll be hard to top

@jwherrman oh shit this'll be hard to top
Aug 7, 2015

is there a name for this kind of chart and is anyone...

is there a name for this kind of chart and is anyone blogging/collecting them because i love them foodtechconnect.com/...
Aug 7, 2015

i'm sorry littlest hobo but science can't be stopped

@BadHobo i'm sorry littlest hobo but science can't be stopped
Aug 7, 2015

“—you are guilty. Of being a dude.”...

“—you are guilty. Of being a dude.” theawl.com/...
Aug 7, 2015

whereas americans learn about it like, “canadians are crazy...

@bn2b @hughmcguire whereas americans learn about it like, “canadians are crazy for this dog show”
Aug 7, 2015

i'm fascinated by the littlest hobo and the way it is so...

@hughmcguire i'm fascinated by the littlest hobo and the way it is so purely canadian and beloved
Aug 7, 2015

Canadian scientists announced a five year plan to create an...

Canadian scientists announced a five year plan to create an even littler hobo.
Aug 6, 2015

lol no i've never been to microsoft

@spladow @rustyk5 lol no i've never been to microsoft
Aug 6, 2015

whoaaaaaaa hold on a minute

@kraykray whoaaaaaaa hold on a minute
Aug 6, 2015

the @tnr twitter takeover has been postponed so stop dming...

the @tnr twitter takeover has been postponed so stop dming me noodz
Aug 6, 2015

when they got home they looked at the handle of the car...

@negatendo @rustyk5 when they got home they looked at the handle of the car door and they found...a WEBHOOK
Aug 6, 2015

the haunted server only pings at night

@rustyk5 the haunted server only pings at night
Aug 5, 2015

it happens so easilt

@510home it happens so easilt
Aug 5, 2015

makes u think https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/628986727412...

makes u think twitter.com/...
Aug 5, 2015

except people from maine keep taking our jobs

@kosamari except people from maine keep taking our jobs
Aug 5, 2015

I was just on @mainecalling and now I'm taking the...

I was just on @mainecalling and now I'm taking the opportunity to learn more and educate myself about Andre the Seal.
Aug 5, 2015

in another example of jokes that became real this thread...

in another example of jokes that became real this thread ends with me going to argot studios at noon to be on mainePR twitter.com/...
Aug 5, 2015

honestly if it works it really is a good troll

@rustyk5 @mainecalling honestly if it works it really is a good troll
Aug 5, 2015

feels good to be 1/7,000,000,000th of the king

@NicholasShulman feels good to be 1/7,000,000,000th of the king
Aug 5, 2015

i'll be honest i've had a lot of good tweets

i'll be honest i've had a lot of good tweets
Aug 5, 2015

i have some really embarrassing rusty stories to share,...

@rustyk5 @mpbnradio i have some really embarrassing rusty stories to share, too, once i'm on the air, they're hilarious
Aug 5, 2015

this was a good tweet

@ftrain this was a good tweet
Aug 5, 2015

sure i have access to a landline, and argot studios is...

@rustyk5 @mpbnradio sure i have access to a landline, and argot studios is right down the block, can be there in ten mins
Aug 5, 2015

Man, my browser has more tabs open than a bar in a rural...

Man, my browser has more tabs open than a bar in a rural town that never recovered from the transition to an information economy. I'm sorry.
Aug 5, 2015

i'm taking over the @TNR twitter for an hour on friday so...

i'm taking over the @TNR twitter for an hour on friday so DM me your nooooodz
Aug 5, 2015

Scientists studying kids born in the 1980s discovered that...

Scientists studying kids born in the 1980s discovered that many of them grew up to become millennials.
Aug 4, 2015

but they contribute to the overall quality of the product!

@flipzagging but they contribute to the overall quality of the product!
Aug 4, 2015

whole world's gone crazy. also mentioning pandas did this:...

@schmeenarf whole world's gone crazy. also mentioning pandas did this: twitter.com/...
Aug 4, 2015

and a panda finger puppet

@schmeenarf and a panda finger puppet
Aug 4, 2015

it offered me art, chopsticks, and cupcake recipes

@schmeenarf it offered me art, chopsticks, and cupcake recipes
Aug 4, 2015

wait this thing knows me

@schmeenarf wait this thing knows me
Aug 4, 2015

it won so many things!

@schmeenarf it won so many things!
Aug 4, 2015

the best part of the story of the twitter bot that wins...

the best part of the story of the twitter bot that wins contests (hscott.net/... is this list of things won hscott.net/...
Aug 4, 2015

this velcro song is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pe...

this velcro song is good youtube.com/...
Aug 4, 2015

definitely the right first step

@jimaley definitely the right first step
Aug 4, 2015

I mean drones that spray Pepsi Mist, we will be praying for...

@caseyjohnston I mean drones that spray Pepsi Mist, we will be praying for them when the time comes.
Aug 4, 2015

Drone-based advertising is gonna be rough...

Drone-based advertising is gonna be rough adweek.com/...
Aug 3, 2015

I thought that the acronym for DevOps Rules Everything...

I thought that the acronym for DevOps Rules Everything Around Me was DREAM but then I realized it was DOREAM and so that slide has to go.
Aug 3, 2015

that's an inspired place for a wedding reception though

@Tyrangiel @business that's an inspired place for a wedding reception though
Aug 3, 2015

59 seconds can go by so fast, but other times it can seem...

@stephcd @tophtucker 59 seconds can go by so fast, but other times it can seem like an eternity
Aug 3, 2015

“Outside there’s a face in the window.” Iceland: #1 in...

“Outside there’s a face in the window.” Iceland: #1 in passive-aggressive lullabies icelandreview.com/... (via mlkshk.com/...
Aug 2, 2015

everyone expects me to cheer them up all the time and i...

everyone expects me to cheer them up all the time and i realized that they think i'm happy because i have cresting joy face.
Aug 2, 2015

this singer is intense https://open.spotify.com/track/7xceaO...

this singer is intense open.spotify.com/...
Aug 2, 2015

proto-prog influences noted so far: satie, wagner, william...

proto-prog influences noted so far: satie, wagner, william blake, odilon redon
Aug 2, 2015

yes and i've def heard prog dudes say that they like satie

@knowtheory yes and i've def heard prog dudes say that they like satie
Aug 2, 2015

that makes perfect sense, actually. stuff with a giant...

@rrmutt that makes perfect sense, actually. stuff with a giant mythos.
Aug 2, 2015

right and the whole like rosetti goblin market fairytale...

@modernserf right and the whole like rosetti goblin market fairytale george mcdonald thing was happening then too
Aug 2, 2015

i love those guys but prog is ultimately pop

@knowtheory i love those guys but prog is ultimately pop
Aug 2, 2015

yeah william morris and kelmscott press were totally...

@bennyfactor yeah william morris and kelmscott press were totally pre-prog
Aug 2, 2015

oh wow TOTALLY, getting into Blake is one true thread of...

@jimyoungdahl oh wow TOTALLY, getting into Blake is one true thread of revivalist pretension for like 200+ years now
Aug 2, 2015

right? they aim symphonic but then get dragged down by all...

@glv @bennyfactor right? they aim symphonic but then get dragged down by all the wuthering.
Aug 2, 2015

Sibelius is very likely. I can also imagine, “For my mind,...

@kjhealy Sibelius is very likely. I can also imagine, “For my mind, there's no finer music to be heard than that of Gustav Theodore Holst.”
Aug 2, 2015

i mean there was charles ives but he was pretty...

@bennyfactor i mean there was charles ives but he was pretty avant-garde, whereas the prog profile is ALMOST high art but druids take over
Aug 2, 2015

right and maybe some antiquarianism in there

@kiplet right and maybe some antiquarianism in there
Aug 2, 2015

maybe it needs more wizards?

@kiplet maybe it needs more wizards?
Aug 2, 2015

Before prog rock what filled the prog hole in a person? If...

Before prog rock what filled the prog hole in a person? If you had the King Crimson profile, but were 18 years old in 1910, what'd you do?
Aug 2, 2015

this is a good point

@DJSundog this is a good point
Aug 2, 2015

asimov's unpublished fourth law is "stay the fuck out of...

asimov's unpublished fourth law is "stay the fuck out of philly"
Aug 2, 2015

right—I have 50mbit/s down in Brooklyn, basically a “free”...

@jakelodwick right—I have 50mbit/s down in Brooklyn, basically a “free” resource I could be using to parse TBs of public data
Aug 2, 2015

I would like the ability to parse 10 or 20 tb of...stuff

@jakelodwick I would like the ability to parse 10 or 20 tb of...stuff
Aug 1, 2015

I like how one of the features is just “10”

@andrewheiss @kjhealy I like how one of the features is just “10”
Aug 1, 2015

“I might need 24 gigs of RAM.” FOR WHAT?

@ftrain “I might need 24 gigs of RAM.” FOR WHAT?
Aug 1, 2015

browsing newegg for home servers is how i realize i have...

browsing newegg for home servers is how i realize i have emotions i haven't processed
Aug 1, 2015

make sure to create your own text-tagging system

@jackrusher make sure to create your own text-tagging system
Aug 1, 2015

where does it store date

@jackrusher where does it store date
Aug 1, 2015

people who don't drink tap/fountain/hose are hurting...

@djacobs @mattbuchanan people who don't drink tap/fountain/hose are hurting themselves, the environment, and America
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