Dec 30, 2011 YOU KNEW I like linking things to other things AND that I... @torrez YOU KNEW I like linking things to other things AND that I like insane layer-cakes of abstraction. What did you expect? ➛
Dec 30, 2011 I think that dude hates me or somesuch according to @joshu.... @A_L @sippey I think that dude hates me or somesuch according to @joshu. Because I like RDF maybe? ➛
Dec 29, 2011 I'm trying to understand but I feel lazy and need pointers... @al3x I'm trying to understand but I feel lazy and need pointers OH GOD I SLAY ME. ➛
Dec 29, 2011 Type systems are the Semantic Web of programming. Type systems are the Semantic Web of programming. ➛
Dec 29, 2011 I don't want to change the world. I just want to document... I don't want to change the world. I just want to document it. ➛
Dec 28, 2011 It's music writing that emphatically isn't dancing about... @matthewmcvickar It's music writing that emphatically isn't dancing about architecture. It outpitchforks a thousand pitchforks. ➛
Dec 28, 2011 A sweeeeeeeeeet list of the musical sounds of 2011 by... A sweeeeeeeeeet list of the musical sounds of 2011 by @matthewmcvickar matthewmcvickar.tumblr.com/... ➛
Dec 27, 2011 Where we're going we don't need badges. @thisisaaronland Where we're going we don't need badges. ➛
Dec 27, 2011 You have nyaned for 12 seconds! ( $ nc... You have nyaned for 12 seconds! ( $ nc miku.acm.uiuc.edu 23 ) #yesiknowyouveseenit ➛
Dec 27, 2011 The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is... The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die. ➛
Dec 27, 2011 Working hard to stop college students from voting:... Working hard to stop college students from voting: nytimes.com/... ➛
Dec 23, 2011 .@kayayarai #wereolds turn into old people in the light of... .@kayayarai #wereolds turn into old people in the light of the full moon. It doesn't make for a good movie. ➛
Dec 23, 2011 "Tell it," Taylor deigned to say, "to my heart."... "Tell it," Taylor deigned to say, "to my heart." #taylorswifties ➛
Dec 23, 2011 Behold the trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phOGLdhg-... @ccmxl Behold the trailer: youtube.com/... ➛
Dec 23, 2011 Oh God I also forgot the most important rule. Oh God I also forgot the most important rule. ➛
Dec 23, 2011 "Before you throw any confetti let me get a needle and fix... "Before you throw any confetti let me get a needle and fix your pants" said Taylor rippingly. #riptaylorswifties ➛
Dec 23, 2011 You forgot the most important rule, which is that it has to... @anildash You forgot the most important rule, which is that it has to be funny. ➛
Dec 23, 2011 Peter O'Toole plays young Kinkade's mentor, who tells him... Peter O'Toole plays young Kinkade's mentor, who tells him "Paint the light, Thomas! PAINT THE LIGHT!" en.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Dec 22, 2011 "Time becomes human to the extent that it is articulated... "Time becomes human to the extent that it is articulated through a narrative mode." ➛
Dec 22, 2011 http://Gandi.net is my registrar of choice for over a... @sogrady gandi.net is my registrar of choice for over a decade now. French, reliable, boring, nerdly. ➛
Dec 22, 2011 The key to twins is SCHEDULE. For instance: Every Thursday... @artless The key to twins is SCHEDULE. For instance: Every Thursday I throw a live chicken and a carton of Luckies into their cage. ➛
Dec 22, 2011 In case any of you missed it that was a pun on... In case any of you missed it that was a pun on Taylor/Tailor AS WELL as a meta-joke on Tom Swifties AND a dumb pun unto itself. ➛
Dec 22, 2011 "You don't even know how to sew," needled Taylor.... "You don't even know how to sew," needled Taylor. #taylorswifties ➛
Dec 22, 2011 I'm reading Lasch's "The Culture of Narcissism" right now... I'm reading Lasch's "The Culture of Narcissism" right now and it's TOTALLY about me. ➛
Dec 22, 2011 I just drank two Manhattans and ordered an $100 first... I just drank two Manhattans and ordered an $100 first edition of "Computer Lib/Dream Machines" by Ted Nelson. ➛
Dec 21, 2011 Sometimes they do smell as bad as a drunk. @beauregardclagh @sfsooz Sometimes they do smell as bad as a drunk. ➛
Dec 21, 2011 Babies act like tiny drunks who just got dumped. They cry,... Babies act like tiny drunks who just got dumped. They cry, throw up, and then you have to hug them and help them get to bed. ➛
Dec 21, 2011 Exactly. It would have been far more brutal if it was just... @matlock Exactly. It would have been far more brutal if it was just left open. ➛
Dec 21, 2011 Exactly. It's successful as satire and the story was... @matlock Exactly. It's successful as satire and the story was consistent. The post-conclusion wrap up was bolted on but the main was great. ➛
Dec 20, 2011 I am watching the first episode of Black Mirror through... I am watching the first episode of Black Mirror through clenched teeth. ➛
Dec 18, 2011 Web browsing probably will get better with multicores. I’ve... Web browsing probably will get better with multicores. I’ve been talking about my technical work, however, not recreation. --Knuth ➛
Dec 16, 2011 Finally someone uses the Bible to refute charges that the... Finally someone uses the Bible to refute charges that the Muppet movie promotes communism. movieguide.org/... ➛
Dec 15, 2011 "Place is security, space is freedom." -- Yi-Fu Tuan, the... "Place is security, space is freedom." -- Yi-Fu Tuan, the famous humanist geographer of Wisconsin. ➛
Dec 15, 2011 Twitter by post would be slower, but much less stressful.... Twitter by post would be slower, but much less stressful. themorningnews.org/... ➛
Dec 12, 2011 This spam site, when translated into English, amused me:... This spam site, when translated into English, amused me: americanplaces.org ➛
Dec 12, 2011 That CMS was written in XML/XSLT in 2002, so, I you know,... @AlexMLeo @anildash @AntDeRosa That CMS was written in XML/XSLT in 2002, so, I you know, tread lightly. ➛
Dec 12, 2011 America's tallest statues list also a convenient list of... America's tallest statues list also a convenient list of America's shittiest statues en.wikipedia.org/... ➛
Dec 9, 2011 Just $ sudo apt-get install an -- originally written by,... @tcarmody Just $ sudo apt-get install an -- originally written by, among others Assange -- see [fatphil.org/... ➛
Dec 9, 2011 Hacker News User A: As an HP employee I have something to... Hacker News User A: As an HP employee I have something to smile about today. User B: Do you remember how? news.ycombinator.com/... ➛
Dec 9, 2011 Longest-word anagram search for my full name has exactly... Longest-word anagram search for my full name has exactly one result, "mournful, padded," which is totally accurate. ➛
Dec 9, 2011 Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off... @richziade @timothymeaney Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. ➛
Dec 6, 2011 What in God's name also Brad Pitt as Henry Spencer in... What in God's name also Brad Pitt as Henry Spencer in Eraserhead nyti.ms/... ➛
Dec 5, 2011 They keep changing the interface. Whereas emacs has used... @anildash They keep changing the interface. Whereas emacs has used the same keyboard commands for 20 years. WHICH IS MORE USABLE? ➛
Dec 4, 2011 Even worse I started writing into the MeFi thread:... @richziade Even worse I started writing into the MeFi thread: #4060053" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.metafilter.com/110081/Buzzing-about-network-graphs#4060053 ➛
Dec 4, 2011 "What can you tell from the hairball below? I can tell... "What can you tell from the hairball below? I can tell this: hairballs have let us down." -- hiveplot.net !!! ➛