Nov 28, 2011 Sam Anderson on reaction videos: "Every image of a human,... Sam Anderson on reaction videos: “Every image of a human, ever, is of a human reacting to something.” nytimes.com/... ➛
Nov 26, 2011 Every time I write "How can we as a culture talk about..."... Every time I write “How can we as a culture talk about...” I actually mean “How can I be recognized as an expert in...” ➛
Nov 24, 2011 This Chromebook thing is serious? They actually are going... This Chromebook thing is serious? They actually are going through with it? ➛
Nov 21, 2011 I've been sanitizing lyrics for lullabies. (If you having... I’ve been sanitizing lyrics for lullabies. (If you having gull problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 birds and a pig-e-on.) ➛
Nov 21, 2011 I charge by the number of emails it takes to schedule lunch. I charge by the number of emails it takes to schedule lunch. ➛
Nov 18, 2011 Safety Garb for women, WWII; http://commons.wikimedia.org/wi... Safety Garb for women, WWII; commons.wikimedia.org/... ➛
Nov 18, 2011 A freakdown is a freakout that happens at the same time as... A freakdown is a freakout that happens at the same time as a meltdown. ➛
Nov 18, 2011 Last night at 2AM I changed my daughter, and as I put on a... Last night at 2AM I changed my daughter, and as I put on a diaper I realized it was my son. Having twins is like The Crying Game. ➛
Nov 17, 2011 Carrier Bush suffers widespread toilet outages - Navy Times... Carrier Bush suffers widespread toilet outages - Navy Times navytimes.com/... ➛
Nov 16, 2011 Journalism is like ghostwriting except you do it for poor... Journalism is like ghostwriting except you do it for poor people. ➛
Nov 15, 2011 "Can this online drama stop Obama from destroying America?"... “Can this online drama stop Obama from destroying America?” wnd.com/... ➛
Nov 9, 2011 "I was now talking a lot about quitting Facebook, and this... “I was now talking a lot about quitting Facebook, and this for a time became the most interesting thing about me.” themorningnews.org/... ➛
Nov 8, 2011 No! I actually saw the last concert--I got free tickets... @threefour No! I actually saw the last concert--I got free tickets because I photoshopped snowglobes for Bono to hold up. ➛
Nov 8, 2011 Why is U2 popular? Daniel Rosenthal's answer just hurts to... Why is U2 popular? Daniel Rosenthal’s answer just hurts to read. quora.com/... ➛
Nov 5, 2011 Question that popped into my head: What would Wikipedia... Question that popped into my head: What would Wikipedia look like if entries could only be added/edited on smartphones? ➛
Nov 1, 2011 a gentleman don't mess with another man's vertical. @Mike_FTW a gentleman don’t mess with another man’s vertical. ➛
Nov 1, 2011 even though "asshole" is a really easy word to kern. @Mike_FTW even though “asshole” is a really easy word to kern. ➛
Nov 1, 2011 after you die I will personally fuck up the kerning on your... @Mike_FTW after you die I will personally fuck up the kerning on your tombstone. ➛
Nov 1, 2011 Every time I read about #ows I think the words "radical... Every time I read about #ows I think the words “radical manhattanism.” ➛
Nov 1, 2011 But WHO? The problem is that the Internet is all big... @anildash @paulkruczynski But WHO? The problem is that the Internet is all big crybabies like @mike_ftw. ➛
Nov 1, 2011 "Like I'm a fucking robot that reads JSON for fun?" --... “Like I’m a fucking robot that reads JSON for fun?” -- @mathowie mlkshk.com/... ➛
Nov 1, 2011 I wish the web dev/UX/VC/free software/productivity/standard... I wish the web dev/UX/VC/free software/productivity/standards world held roasts. ➛
Nov 1, 2011 OTR Streamer is nice for listening to old X Minus One and... OTR Streamer is nice for listening to old X Minus One and Jack Benny episodes on your phone: itunes.apple.com/... ➛
Oct 31, 2011 Winer criticizing Kottke for mocking Stallman's parrot is... Winer criticizing Kottke for mocking Stallman’s parrot is the Rollins/Shipley Crisis of our generation. ➛