Ftrain, by Paul Ford

In Wmsbg. they, meaning the DOT, are erasing bikelanes on Bedford to permit more cars and/or to save the eyes of Hasids from unwanted views of immodest leggy biking sluts. This is too bad. It destroys direct bike access to the Wmsbg. Bridge, and cuts out 14 blocks of bikelane, reducing safety and also diminishing the number of views of immodest leggy biking sluts available to the world. Somewhere Bloomberg is washing the taste of community-leader cock out of his mouth and planning for a fourth term. My dress was not immodest. I wore long pants with white racing stripes. They are new, and cheap, and lined, and riding in them, on freshly inflated tires, was like sailing on a pillow of winds.