July 16, 2009 - Dinner
"Maybe I could have one of the ice creams."
"Do your calories."
"I'm over my calories."
"Then no ice cream."
"Maybe I counted wrong and only had three glasses of wine."
"How about a nice refreshing glass of water?"
"How about a nice refreshing glass of shut the fuck up?"
"You can have as many ice creams as you want when you have the calories."
(Surly grumbling.)
| Food | Qty | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| Healthy small bread | 2 | 200 |
| Hummus, 2 tbsp. | 3 | 150 |
| Mustard, 1 tbsp. | 1.5 | 15 |
| Sausage, chicken, 1 link | 2 | 260 |
| White wine, 5 fl. oz. | 4 | 480 |
| Total | 1105 |