July 9, 2009 - Lunch
Went to Cafe Angelique, then over to Hans' Evil Deli. Thinking I'll get a salad! Not that it costs $10.76 w/tax and is the size of a dinnerplate. Two substances--barbecuized chicken and shredded cheese with a smoky flavor (at the cheese family reunion it would be out back with a cigar). With dressing. Thus it was a salad of lies but it's time for some math. Highlight: I poured the Pirate's Booty--Pirate's Booty Sea Salt & Vinegar (THAR BE GOOD; SHIVER ME TIMBERS!) YES PUFFED Rice and Corn! ALL NATURAL Good for You!--yeah, I know--onto the salad for that extra bit of classy. & am I alone in retreating to my office, closing the door, and unbuttoning my shirt in its entirety before lunch? To avoid staining the fabric during feeding? Or does everyone do that?
| Food | Qty | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| Banana, 1 medium | 90 | |
| Chicken, with some barbecue flavoring of some kind, smoky, of dubious authenticity, 1 oz. | 6 | 360 |
| Croutons, 4 cubes | 4 | 20 |
| Pirate's Booty Sea Salt & Vinegar (THAR BE GOOD; SHIVER ME TIMBERS!) YES PUFFED Rice and Corn! ALL NATURAL Good for You!, 1 bag | 130 | |
| Provolone cheese, 1 oz., shredded, all fantastic | 5 | 500 |
| Romaine, 1 oz. | 5 | 25 |
| Soda, Diet Coke, 1 oz. | 20 | 0 |
| Some oily dressing, 1 oz. | 2 | 84 |
| Total | 1209 |