Wire 006
I have to come clean--my name is not Paul Ford. It’s Kat.
Paul Ford is this guy...I made him up at random, he’s a collection of my worst characteristics. I’ve never visited New York, much less Brooklyn.
In real life, I’m a 78-year old billionare who made his money selling fake aircraft parts to undeveloped countries. I live in a perfectly antiseptic submarine, and obtain an Internet connection by tapping ocean links.
Truth is stranger than fiction, right? I found the picture of “Ford” on the street, smeared with egg. I think he’s a low-level government worker in New Brunswick. My full name is Katranthapa Gupta Sirihan Briggs. I’ve been called Kat not as an abbreviation of my name, but because my father was a tabby.
I hope I didn’t let anyone down.