Answering Machine Message
From my friend Melanie Darning.
“I should should should have photographed my old roommate much more because there is a magazine called Leg Sex which you might know. Anyway, they need full-figured women photos. Um, and they have to project sexiness. And they pay 1800 dollars. So I think that’s pretty cool. I totally missed an opportunity there.”
Long pause.
“I suppose I should get my new roommate some cookies.”