10 PRINT “I don't want to hear you've been cut back to only half-time! I want a FULL days work out of your lazy ass. It's that or I cut you in half again, and then again if that don't work. And by that time...? Hey! What's that fuckin math whatchacallit, theorem, where you slice the shit out of something but can never get it down to nothing, but damn close? You went to some alleged university, no?”
20 PRINT “But...kids...and one's thinking college...”
30 PRINT “As I was saying before I was so punily interrupted, sayonara to ALL medical and dental benefits, not just the three quarters or so surrendered in the last contract by your pussy negotiators. Now get the fuck outa here, 'cause I'm leaving to go see MY boss!”
40 PRINT “Good morning Sir! You'll be pleased to know I put the absolute fear of God into my department, especially the number one troublemaker, Sir!”
50 PRINT “Come on in here but don't sit down - this won't take long.”
60 GOTO 10