The Titles of Web Publications Rendered as Something Like Poetry

Can a narrative be created using only Web site names? You'll soon see, the answer is “no.”

Can a narrative be created using only Web site names? You'll soon see, the answer is “no.”

  1. Salon
  2. Ideapad
  3. Good Experience
  4. Fresh Hell
  5. Geegaw
  6. Hoopla


  Consequently,
    Apathy?


  Consequently,
    Robot Wisdom?

Harsh Statements Directed to Innocent Strangers

Harrumph.


  Bird On A Wire...
    Bump!
Vacuum?

What are the noises that occur when a baby falls into a large vat of dough that is used to make communion wafers, and what is the result of this occurence?


 Spilth!
  Splorp!
    Plurp!
     Waferbaby.