Ftrain, by Paul Ford
July 2023
hmm
@maureenflaherty hmm
➛Also great
chicken sexing
chicken sexing
➛bike pants sasquatch size
bike pants sasquatch size
➛yoda olives meme
yoda olives meme
➛Let me know what breaks!!
Metabohacks, he’s very positive!
@davidhsiegel Metabohacks, he’s very positive!
➛Whoo!
It's this collection of my own writing. I have attempted to...
It's this collection of my own writing. I have attempted to climb this data-gathering hill MANY times in the last decade and have many google sheets to prove it. It's always bested me. But this took only a few hours and one stiff drink. app.aboard.com/...
➛Why don't you put on your headphones and promote some...
Congrats man it's a journey
Fair
@katereidnwt Fair
➛Absolute shame that crypto hit the mass market wall and now...
Hmm
@maureenflaherty Hmm
➛We’re we ever so young
@frownstone We’re we ever so young
➛I got great feedback, people were like, thank you for your...
@mollitudo I got great feedback, people were like, thank you for your male gaze! Then they paid me (pretty well) (for my male gaze). This all happened and everyone else involved was a feminist in publishing. Now that twitter is dying we can share these fun memories.
➛look Molly what can I tell you, I wrote a very feminist,...
@mollitudo look Molly what can I tell you, I wrote a very feminist, inclusive, and respectful appreciation of bazoongas. to "round out" the "package."
➛Seems eminently possible.
@davidhsiegel Seems eminently possible.
➛just need to find an electric truck large enough
I'm management.
@maureenflaherty I'm management.
➛Sure but Eric where do you live because I am about to give...
@eroston @Shteyngart Sure but Eric where do you live because I am about to give you six bushels of zucchini.
➛Yep you get it
I think she’s great.
@younggalaxy @mbootyspoon I think she’s great.
➛GANG GANG
@younggalaxy @mbootyspoon GANG GANG
➛oh jerome you need to see this
GANG GANG ALL THOSE MOMENTS WILL BE LOST IN TIME FIRE FIRE...
TWERRRR TWERRRRRR
Oh yeah I didn’t say it he did!
@michaelroston Oh yeah I didn’t say it he did!
➛Ulgh I’m such a scold.
@michaelroston Ulgh I’m such a scold.
➛Freaks really work hard on here
Anyway if I click on the "Days above 38C/100F" map at 1.5...
Anyway if I click on the "Days above 38C/100F" map at 1.5 degrees of global warming and click Dallas it shows me this, which means "In the nearish term, really good climate science shows you can expect around 31, but as many as 61, days above 100 degrees per year in Dallas."
Or you can read tweets from freaks.
Or you can read tweets from freaks.
➛Tweet
I haven't listened to either of these in years I'm almost...
@drozd_stephen I haven't listened to either of these in years I'm almost afraid to.
➛Exactly
Perfect driving music too, kind of a two for one.
Yes pure synth plus tape hiss would be amazing.
@sophaskins Yes pure synth plus tape hiss would be amazing.
➛Yes that is right.
@existenzkampf Yes that is right.
➛It was so institutionalized by the mid-90s that it was...
@tressiemcphd It was so institutionalized by the mid-90s that it was co-opted by the Body Shop in 98 with the “Ruby” ad campaign. There were posters up all around NYC with naked chubby anti-Barbie dolls. Barbie and smoking were public health hazards. I’ll end up watching it.
➛