Ftrain, by Paul Ford

February 2013

Feb 28, 2013

but the essay was so...yeah, I mean, you have a point. But...

@tharsheblows but the essay was so...yeah, I mean, you have a point. But love! Conquering! I know, I know.
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Feb 28, 2013

the judge saw eight zillion people and this guy was a baby...

@tharsheblows the judge saw eight zillion people and this guy was a baby saver. Seems okay.
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Feb 28, 2013

I'm in your ny times magazine again...

I'm in your ny times magazine again nytimes.com/...
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Feb 28, 2013

I know right you read that and then you need to hug...

@lovelljoel I know right you read that and then you need to hug something right away.
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Feb 28, 2013

means i'm due to be right again REAL SOON

@beep means i'm due to be right again REAL SOON
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Feb 27, 2013

but I also really advocate for the form, which totally...

@annegalloway @harpers but I also really advocate for the form, which totally changes the way you read the news. Invented by @rdhodge.
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Feb 27, 2013

It takes a week to get it together. And a spreadsheet. And...

@annegalloway @harpers It takes a week to get it together. And a spreadsheet. And practice! (It really is a shocking amount of work.)
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Feb 27, 2013

Yes! That's the lead I was looking for. I'll go find the...

@Terence_Hughes Yes! That's the lead I was looking for. I'll go find the article.
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Feb 27, 2013

Article a while back about private wide networks in places...

Article a while back about private wide networks in places like Greece--people who were wiring their own networks together. Anyone remember?
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Feb 27, 2013

Perfect media storm: A 3D printer that prints drones.

Perfect media storm: A 3D printer that prints drones.
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Feb 26, 2013

"I think you've been so thoughtful throughout the rest of...

@noahWG "I think you've been so thoughtful throughout the rest of the piece, you've made it effortless for them to fill in any gaps."
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Feb 26, 2013

oh right? it must be. "But if it doesn't say...

@noahWG oh right? it must be. "But if it doesn't say likelihood-based phylogenetic inference in the title who will read it?"
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Feb 26, 2013

"So long department chair I'm gonna be on CHARLIE ROSE."

"So long department chair I'm gonna be on CHARLIE ROSE."
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Feb 26, 2013

i love when academics are all "i've decided to write this...

i love when academics are all "i've decided to write this for a general audience" in the foreword and then it's all PAUSE FOR APPLAUSE
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Feb 26, 2013

i am transferring you bitcoins in my heart right now leah

@ohheygreat @kfan i am transferring you bitcoins in my heart right now leah
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Feb 26, 2013

i'm done promoting myself for the night

i'm done promoting myself for the night
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Feb 26, 2013

no bitcoin spam yet but i'm hopeful

@ohheygreat @kfan no bitcoin spam yet but i'm hopeful
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Feb 26, 2013

which would be AWESOME if I could live on bitcoins

@kfan which would be AWESOME if I could live on bitcoins
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Feb 26, 2013

I like the sort of ransom-note effect of that though

@ranjit I like the sort of ransom-note effect of that though
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Feb 26, 2013

Gonna be promoting myselllllf EFFECTIVELY RT RT RT RT...

Gonna be promoting myselllllf EFFECTIVELY RT RT RT RT soundcheck.wnyc.org/...
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Feb 26, 2013

I've been told I need to promote myself more effectively so...

I've been told I need to promote myself more effectively so just in case you didn't HEAR ME ON THE RADIO soundcheck.wnyc.org/...
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Feb 26, 2013

I was getting over an awesome cold!

@nzle @moranjarrett I was getting over an awesome cold!
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Feb 26, 2013

Hating TED is so Firefox 18.

Hating TED is so Firefox 18.
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Feb 26, 2013

As the saying goes, if you teach a desk to stand you'll...

As the saying goes, if you teach a desk to stand you'll always have something to blog about.
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Feb 26, 2013

If you want to hear me talk about insane 80s pop music on...

If you want to hear me talk about insane 80s pop music on WNYC's Soundcheck later tonight this link is THE link soundcheck.wnyc.org/...
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Feb 26, 2013

no it's the benchmark. Plus they are fun in person. Plus...

@kleinmatic no it's the benchmark. Plus they are fun in person. Plus the work is just so good and goes deep. Glad to see it honored!
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Feb 26, 2013

this sounds really good if you say it like Clint Eastwood

@jenbee this sounds really good if you say it like Clint Eastwood
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Feb 26, 2013

it really is the best team

@kleinmatic it really is the best team
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Feb 26, 2013

NOOOOOoooooooo Sir Tim is always allowed. If anyone is...

@bizweekgraphics NOOOOOoooooooo Sir Tim is always allowed. If anyone is allowed to use TED as a channel it's him.
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Feb 25, 2013

i can't believe judith miller is doing car reviews

@michaelroston i can't believe judith miller is doing car reviews
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Feb 25, 2013

HACKER NEWS: “A lot of people are of the opinion that Musk...

HACKER NEWS: “A lot of people are of the opinion that Musk should not have called out the NYT... But consider for a minute the Iraq war.”
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Feb 25, 2013

This isn't the real story. The real story is why am I not...

This isn't the real story. The real story is why am I not the real story.
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Feb 25, 2013

taylor swift goat video http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...

taylor swift goat video youtube.com/...
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Feb 25, 2013

Now that the Oscars are over we can all take a breath and...

Now that the Oscars are over we can all take a breath and get back to judging and ranking our friends and family.
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Feb 25, 2013

meaning on a kindle?

@inthefade meaning on a kindle?
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Feb 25, 2013

Guideposts actually

@monbud Guideposts actually
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Feb 25, 2013

i had that dream last night where i was in a tunnel and it...

i had that dream last night where i was in a tunnel and it started to flood anyway who's up to go to mass this morning
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Feb 25, 2013

not that sodomy is funny, or any more funny than anything...

not that sodomy is funny, or any more funny than anything else that involves human bodies touching, all of it horrible and unspeakable
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Feb 25, 2013

DAMMIT JESSE

@misc DAMMIT JESSE
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Feb 25, 2013

I'm writing an essay about the web for some magazine and...

I'm writing an essay about the web for some magazine and just cut the line: "There are well-oiled backends, hardened to resist penetration."
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Feb 24, 2013

Somehow Spotify is playing me a radio station that...

Somehow Spotify is playing me a radio station that alternates between 94 East, the cast album from Kiss Me Kate, and Andy Dick.
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Feb 24, 2013

“Some experts suggested that the MetroCard’s persistence...

“Some experts suggested that the MetroCard’s persistence could be a symptom of agency turnover.” nytimes.com/...
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Feb 24, 2013

I like the way the Listserve is starting to self-correct...

@rustyk5 I like the way the Listserve is starting to self-correct here and there for the blurgeness.
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Feb 23, 2013

A 1982 art game for C64 by Jaron Lanier...

A 1982 art game for C64 by Jaron Lanier youtube.com/...
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Feb 23, 2013

sculpture idea: walrus made of gyro meat

sculpture idea: walrus made of gyro meat
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Feb 23, 2013

right after i empty the dishwasher and change some diapers...

@maureenflaherty right after i empty the dishwasher and change some diapers while answering emails, snugglebug
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Feb 23, 2013

For real? IT'S A HORSE. I don't understand his problem.

@maureenflaherty For real? IT'S A HORSE. I don't understand his problem.
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Feb 23, 2013

I agree with Sheryl Sandberg: More men should step up and...

I agree with Sheryl Sandberg: More men should step up and work as our housekeepers.
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Feb 22, 2013

well not GOAT by any means but a fun time capsule I am...

@rustyk5 well not GOAT by any means but a fun time capsule I am bummed at the lack of Tribe or PE from discussion. Also more partial to Jay.
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Feb 22, 2013

My article, "Imagining the post-ranking society," is #7 on...

My article, "Imagining the post-ranking society," is #7 on webideamarketplace.biz!
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Feb 22, 2013

lands beautifully too. Such a great piece.

@max_read lands beautifully too. Such a great piece.
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Feb 22, 2013

dude me phi me

@rustyk5 dude me phi me
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Feb 22, 2013

there is no GOAT. GOAT is an arbitrary category that denies...

@rustyk5 there is no GOAT. GOAT is an arbitrary category that denies human variability and the true meaning of art.
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Feb 22, 2013

hwaeghiawpouidhgpaowurhegqowuheehoruwvwqpouh

@rustyk5 hwaeghiawpouidhgpaowurhegqowuheehoruwvwqpouh
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Feb 22, 2013

Does this NY Times Mag article about junk food mean we can...

Does this NY Times Mag article about junk food mean we can remake Scarface but with Dorito dust?
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Feb 22, 2013

by which i mean frequently

@xxbobbyzxx by which i mean frequently
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Feb 22, 2013

Sure. I donate to public radio roughly as often as I appear...

@xxbobbyzxx Sure. I donate to public radio roughly as often as I appear on public radio.
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Feb 22, 2013

man lifehacker dropped the ball on that one

@spladow man lifehacker dropped the ball on that one
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Feb 22, 2013

WORKIN HERE

@sippey WORKIN HERE
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Feb 22, 2013

People say it's a fad, but “Inbox Zero” is the BEST way for...

People say it's a fad, but “Inbox Zero” is the BEST way for innovators like me to deal with an enormous volume of dick selfies.
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Feb 22, 2013

(Q) Do you donate to public radio? (A) Totes!

(Q) Do you donate to public radio? (A) Totes!
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Feb 22, 2013

corgies

corgies
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Feb 22, 2013

Sponsor wall is pretty. https://twitter.com/ftrain/status/30...

Sponsor wall is pretty. twitter.com/...
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Feb 22, 2013

that's totally cray

@jackdied that's totally cray
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Feb 22, 2013

you want to yell SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN NOW but it's...

@harrisj you want to yell SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN NOW but it's actually just "sudo shutdown -h now"
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Feb 22, 2013

Idle idea: Products are defined by features, platforms are...

Idle idea: Products are defined by features, platforms are defined by constraints.
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Feb 22, 2013

also post-mortems sound like you'll be all WE LOST LANCER...

@harrisj also post-mortems sound like you'll be all WE LOST LANCER AND REDEYE NEVER AGAIN but instead are like YOU USED A CROSSOVER CABLE
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Feb 22, 2013

Yeah see that would be fork in the eye material here.

@rustyk5 Yeah see that would be fork in the eye material here.
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Feb 22, 2013

turns out working in ops involves hardly any helicopters...

turns out working in ops involves hardly any helicopters despite it being called ops
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Feb 22, 2013

Plus hospital really didn't want me to. Less fainting.

@rustyk5 Plus hospital really didn't want me to. Less fainting.
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Feb 22, 2013

no my brother did and said don't. he was like "i kind of...

@rustyk5 no my brother did and said don't. he was like "i kind of see this pink grapefruit-looking thing every night in my dreams"
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Feb 22, 2013

and then they bring them both out from behind the curtains...

@rustyk5 and then they bring them both out from behind the curtains like in a hollywood movie STANDING OVATION fordtwins.com/...
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Feb 22, 2013

with twins it was like beep beep rustle rustle CRYYYING...

@rustyk5 with twins it was like beep beep rustle rustle CRYYYING BABY beep beep beep beep rustle rustle beep beep CRYYYYING BABY #2
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Feb 22, 2013

The forced similes in here are amazing: "Attendance swings...

The forced similes in here are amazing: "Attendance swings like the moods of ...Carrie Mathison." economist.com/...
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Feb 22, 2013

that is exactly it

@inthefade that is exactly it
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Feb 22, 2013

You ever wake up suddenly from sleep and go "made it!"?

You ever wake up suddenly from sleep and go "made it!"?
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Feb 21, 2013

oh yeah that's today

@rustyk5 oh yeah that's today
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Feb 21, 2013

kissing my fingers, saying "magnifique"

@rustyk5 kissing my fingers, saying "magnifique"
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Feb 21, 2013

An API for naps

An API for naps
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Feb 21, 2013

I was tipped off by @rafeco while drinking fancy DUMBO...

@marcprecipice @mcfunley I was tipped off by @rafeco while drinking fancy DUMBO coffee and then ran into @blprnt it was STEREOTYPICAL.
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Feb 21, 2013

WORKIN HERE

@sippey WORKIN HERE
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Feb 21, 2013

sorry i meant "BUG REPORT FILED"

@blprnt sorry i meant "BUG REPORT FILED"
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Feb 21, 2013

And this, "The Internet Raises a Puppy":...

And this, "The Internet Raises a Puppy": medium.com/...
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Feb 21, 2013

Some prose for prosaic Thursday funtimes: Tesla in a...

Some prose for prosaic Thursday funtimes: Tesla in a Teapot: medium.com/...
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Feb 20, 2013

On Spotify the "100 Pan Pipe Chillouts" album has Perfect...

On Spotify the "100 Pan Pipe Chillouts" album has Perfect Day by Lou Reed and I just sprained my neck doing the Little Rascals dog headtilt.
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Feb 20, 2013

seriously that's basically admissible as proof of intent

@ohheygreat seriously that's basically admissible as proof of intent
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Feb 20, 2013

Blogging is basically a version of truth-or-dare you can...

Blogging is basically a version of truth-or-dare you can play by yourself.
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Feb 20, 2013

really you come home and that's on the stereo just turn...

@ohheygreat really you come home and that's on the stereo just turn around and head to the bus station
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Feb 20, 2013

Guys I'm sick with three deadlines which is basically the...

Guys I'm sick with three deadlines which is basically the twitter use case.
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Feb 20, 2013

Does any album compare to Peter Gabriel's "Passion" for...

Does any album compare to Peter Gabriel's "Passion" for saying "this date is over"?
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Feb 20, 2013

the verge doesn't make me want to weave shit into my beard...

@joeljohnson @laura_june the verge doesn't make me want to weave shit into my beard like porcupine tree though
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Feb 20, 2013

this is particularly weird since the name of deniece...

this is particularly weird since the name of deniece williams's first album was "engadget"
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Feb 20, 2013

oh yeah i know i just love that it would be all like secret...

@laura_june oh yeah i know i just love that it would be all like secret outfield tribute
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Feb 20, 2013

oh so did i which is why my code is bananacakes. i rewrote...

@biesnecker oh so did i which is why my code is bananacakes. i rewrote it in django a while ago and realized it was like one database table.
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Feb 20, 2013

Is this like some cryptic logo way of saying "I DON'T WANT...

Is this like some cryptic logo way of saying "I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIGHT" to, uh, Microsoft?
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Feb 20, 2013

it's awesome. i mean, hypertext is not the universal answer...

@biesnecker it's awesome. i mean, hypertext is not the universal answer but it does help you think certain thoughts.
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Feb 20, 2013

it feels like there are references i am completely...

it feels like there are references i am completely incapable of understanding
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Feb 20, 2013

Wait is the Verge logo supposed to be just like Outfield's...

Wait is the Verge logo supposed to be just like Outfield's 2011 album "Replay" and that's like a thing?
abandonedcouches.com/...
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Feb 20, 2013

DOOOOO ITTTTTT looks really nice

@biesnecker DOOOOO ITTTTTT looks really nice
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Feb 20, 2013

how in god's name did i miss the baby laughing at ripping...

how in god's name did i miss the baby laughing at ripping paper? youtube.com/...
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Feb 20, 2013

if malcolm gladwell is to be believed then 10,000 hours

@blprnt @jpaskin @valleyhack if malcolm gladwell is to be believed then 10,000 hours
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Feb 20, 2013

"Yes, it's moved to a headless server environment."...

"Yes, it's moved to a headless server environment." —@jackrusher #wcA9VEka8bs" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://on.branch.com/15vrGPZ#wcA9VEka8bs
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Feb 20, 2013

I just added you to my branch about “Building to last in...

@jackrusher I just added you to my branch about “Building to last in software” branch.com/...
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Feb 20, 2013

I just added you to my branch about “Building to last in...

@mariabustillos I just added you to my branch about “Building to last in software” branch.com/...
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Feb 20, 2013

Hard because of human territoriality and need for control....

@mariabustillos Hard because of human territoriality and need for control. Plus no "canon" to which all aspire (Apple is closest).
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Feb 20, 2013

It blows my mind how relevant software can be over time....

@jackrusher It blows my mind how relevant software can be over time. Decades in this case.
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Feb 20, 2013

http://friendsofhamas.com/ is really a great website,...

friendsofhamas.com is really a great website, there's just no way around it.
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Feb 20, 2013

https is the issue. on the fixlist!

@kfan https is the issue. on the fixlist!
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Feb 19, 2013

“Boredom is many peeved elephants in a small, stuffy, badly...

“Boredom is many peeved elephants in a small, stuffy, badly lit, drably decorated room.” theatlantic.com/...
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Feb 19, 2013

“Think-tank salary escalation, and the glut of donors’...

“Think-tank salary escalation, and the glut of donors’ money it represents, spans the political spectrum.” newrepublic.com/...
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Feb 19, 2013

“MATLOFF: You can be an exact fit, but if you're 35, you're...

“MATLOFF: You can be an exact fit, but if you're 35, you're probably not going to even get a phone call.” npr.org/...
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Feb 19, 2013

The 7 BEST LinkedIn books implies many, many more LinkedIn...

The 7 BEST LinkedIn books implies many, many more LinkedIn books that are not so good amazon.com/...
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Feb 19, 2013

Sure. It's like a little ganky terminal. The key thing for...

@rustyk5 Sure. It's like a little ganky terminal. The key thing for me is that it's a gooood little USB keyboard.
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Feb 19, 2013

five lines so it has to be short ascii porn

@rustyk5 five lines so it has to be short ascii porn
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Feb 19, 2013

no freaking way

@rustyk5 no freaking way
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Feb 19, 2013

too busy to read this can you summarize?

@rustyk5 too busy to read this can you summarize?
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Feb 19, 2013

"Does that connect directly to your orthodontic headgear?"...

"Does that connect directly to your orthodontic headgear?" —@anildash on my green Alphasmart keyboard
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Feb 19, 2013

I respect all opinions.

@tacoe I respect all opinions.
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Feb 19, 2013

I respect your opinion.

@tacoe I respect your opinion.
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Feb 18, 2013

if you say drone often enough it becomes onomatopoeia

if you say drone often enough it becomes onomatopoeia
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Feb 18, 2013

No probably not. I am using the word "bananacakes" a lot...

@NYTFridge No probably not. I am using the word "bananacakes" a lot lately though, as in "that person is totally bananacakes," and it helps.
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Feb 18, 2013

Excellent chickens watch them peck...

Excellent chickens watch them peck slate.com/...
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Feb 18, 2013

I propose "chapped" as a word to use to avoid swearing....

I propose "chapped" as a word to use to avoid swearing. Example: "Holy shit this thing is chapped."
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Feb 18, 2013

oh man i should have read the article huh?

@rlovinger @hughmcguire oh man i should have read the article huh?
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Feb 18, 2013

This sketch of the future Internet from David Gelernter...

This sketch of the future Internet from David Gelernter will clear things up wired.com/...
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Feb 18, 2013

sure but i'll be in one of musk's slave camps on mars so...

@hughmcguire sure but i'll be in one of musk's slave camps on mars so i'll need to call collect
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Feb 18, 2013

I meant the latter but #1 is way more accurate.

@jessamyn I meant the latter but #1 is way more accurate.
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Feb 18, 2013

i filed it in my "dad what was the internet like when i was...

@hughmcguire i filed it in my "dad what was the internet like when i was a baby well son read this and tell me what you learn" tickler file
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Feb 18, 2013

Man Internet is a shitstorm in a teapot some days.

Man Internet is a shitstorm in a teapot some days.
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Feb 18, 2013

If @tacoe could stop getting in fistfights with skinheads...

If @tacoe could stop getting in fistfights with skinheads he'd probably be rich by now. Someone PLEASE help dude control his righteous rage.
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Feb 18, 2013

oh god that might be the best ever

@bizweekgraphics oh god that might be the best ever
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Feb 18, 2013

Found a spare! Nice work in NYTM this weekend.

@jrobertlennon Found a spare! Nice work in NYTM this weekend.
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Feb 18, 2013

yeah-its-ridiculous-people-even-on-the-phone-are-like-WHAT-I...

@dilloncurry yeah-its-ridiculous-people-even-on-the-phone-are-like-WHAT-IS-WRONG-WITH-YOU-and-i-have-to-explain-thats-the-QUIET-one
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Feb 18, 2013

oh_i*have#two*das*keyboards*at*home^but$they#can't@be-used-i...

@dilloncurry oh_i*have#two*das*keyboards*at*home^but$they#can't@be-used-in-public-environments.
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Feb 18, 2013

Seriously @bizweekgraphics no coffee on President's day?

Seriously @bizweekgraphics no coffee on President's day?
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Feb 18, 2013

Is engagement trolling a thing?

Is engagement trolling a thing?
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Feb 18, 2013

I want someone to disagree with me.

I want someone to disagree with me.
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Feb 18, 2013

Just ran into @blprnt while thinking about the coloring of...

Just ran into @blprnt while thinking about the coloring of this Miriam Ibling print. library.georgetown.edu/... Auspicious start to the day.
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Feb 17, 2013

for now, sure, but i'm planning ahead

@megnut for now, sure, but i'm planning ahead
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Feb 17, 2013

Christopher Columbus had to convince his investors that he...

Christopher Columbus had to convince his investors that he could solve the discovery problem.
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Feb 17, 2013

then we can hack repraps to make zipzeps brb writing this...

@vielmetti then we can hack repraps to make zipzeps brb writing this up for make
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Feb 17, 2013

Exactly! It should come with a retro "reading cube" that...

@tcarmody @kevinmarks Exactly! It should come with a retro "reading cube" that displays e-titles as they accumulate.
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Feb 17, 2013

The market, @sjttocs, is an energy field created by all...

The market, @sjttocs, is an energy field created by all living things, that surrounds living beings and binds the galaxy together.
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Feb 17, 2013

Oh man sudden onset Sunday-night scaries. Signing off and...

Oh man sudden onset Sunday-night scaries. Signing off and going to bed early.
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Feb 17, 2013

What if it answered in a really low rumbly voice?

@Mike_FTW What if it answered in a really low rumbly voice?
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Feb 17, 2013

You can count on the market to make monthly zeppelin...

You can count on the market to make monthly zeppelin deliveries inexpensive and reliable. Need: Unlimited zeppelins. Solution: The market!
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Feb 17, 2013

Like zeppelin of the month club. Today, only for the...

Like zeppelin of the month club. Today, only for the super-wealthy. But someday we'll all get 1 zep/mo delivered to our mooring masts.
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Feb 17, 2013

I'm going to go wake them up and ask them!

@tcarmody I'm going to go wake them up and ask them!
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Feb 17, 2013

I'm sure it already exists for super-rich people because...

I'm sure it already exists for super-rich people because everything already exists for super-rich people.
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Feb 17, 2013

That's what I'm figuring, and assuming that distribution...

@tcarmody That's what I'm figuring, and assuming that distribution approaches zero, as do advances, what's not to love?
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Feb 17, 2013

I'm thinking though like LIFETIME--they're in their 60s,...

@livlab I'm thinking though like LIFETIME--they're in their 60s, you are dead, and they still get an ebook every month.
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Feb 17, 2013

Right @tcarmody? I'm thinking LITERATURE FOR A LIFETIME....

Right @tcarmody? I'm thinking LITERATURE FOR A LIFETIME. Never want for something to read. Mix of canon and new literature.
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Feb 17, 2013

Like I'd read the ad and think of ways to convince my wife...

@tcarmody Like I'd read the ad and think of ways to convince my wife that it's smarter than saving for like college.
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Feb 17, 2013

My 1-year-old daughter “reads” books to us in this...

My 1-year-old daughter “reads” books to us in this incredibly patronizing tone. “Bih bih BIH, bihbih.” Because we sound like that to her.
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Feb 17, 2013

Books and babies is so killer. Like, a program to mail...

Books and babies is so killer. Like, a program to mail great books to your kid for their whole life for $1,000, I'd secretly want that.
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Feb 17, 2013

That's good publishing!

@lynchmegan That's good publishing!
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Feb 17, 2013

By which I mean in spirit. I'm in sweatpants in front of a...

@rustyk5 By which I mean in spirit. I'm in sweatpants in front of a large monitor in real life.
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Feb 17, 2013

Wait is this the Jeff Mangum show? By crazy coincidence I'm...

@rustyk5 Wait is this the Jeff Mangum show? By crazy coincidence I'm actually there too.
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Feb 17, 2013

i need you to look away for the next five minutes. just...

@rustyk5 i need you to look away for the next five minutes. just five. then we can start again.
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Feb 17, 2013

Amazon (as book publisher) sent diapers to one of its...

Amazon (as book publisher) sent diapers to one of its authors, which is unusual in publishing. huffingtonpost.com/...
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Feb 17, 2013

I spend hours working on the right way to answer someone's...

I spend hours working on the right way to answer someone's questions, and then I remember that the answer is "honestly."
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Feb 17, 2013

Give it six week unsupervised and it looks like "Half Life...

@goldman Give it six week unsupervised and it looks like "Half Life 2."
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Feb 17, 2013

Yeah it's bad all around. Cold-war paranoid linoleum...

@goldman Yeah it's bad all around. Cold-war paranoid linoleum hellscape papered over with "train travel" aesthetic & Auntie Anne's pretzels.
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Feb 17, 2013

It's like NYC has the perfect UI for crazy in some spots....

@goldman It's like NYC has the perfect UI for crazy in some spots. Penn Station sets up an amazing stimulus-response cycle for illness.
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Feb 17, 2013

“But if we are to raise the question of ‘authentic’...

“But if we are to raise the question of ‘authentic’ experience, we’ll have to raise the question of class.” nytimes.com/...
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Feb 17, 2013

“He just sat sipping his whiskey as I stared in weirded-out...

“He just sat sipping his whiskey as I stared in weirded-out awe at the side of his face until my drinks came.” nytimes.com/...
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Feb 16, 2013

Will do on Gunning! Thank you.

@atduskgreg Will do on Gunning! Thank you.
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Feb 16, 2013

So @atduskgreg they treated the music with respect, I guess...

So @atduskgreg they treated the music with respect, I guess is what I'm asking? (And what you're saying is yes, they did.)
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Feb 16, 2013

Question: Did people talk when watching silent films? Or...

Question: Did people talk when watching silent films? Or were they mostly silent?
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Feb 16, 2013

i think i'm a different pef

@mediapathic i think i'm a different pef
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Feb 15, 2013

Medium does well with straight HTML (1st thing I checked)....

@djacobs @Werner Medium does well with straight HTML (1st thing I checked). It's tidy—low cognitive overhead.
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Feb 15, 2013

what context? bells are ringing but I keep thinking webring...

@mediapathic what context? bells are ringing but I keep thinking webring circa 1998
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Feb 15, 2013

Which describes Fashion Week. "NYC has weathered the worst...

@rustyk5 @mattlanger Which describes Fashion Week. "NYC has weathered the worst punani in years but the cleanup will take months."
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Feb 15, 2013

i always thought a punani was a sort of severe weather...

@rustyk5 @mattlanger i always thought a punani was a sort of severe weather event where low-lying coastal areas are inundated by vaginas
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Feb 15, 2013

At this point if you get like three people in a room and...

At this point if you get like three people in a room and put on The Teaches of Peaches that's a MOOC.
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Feb 15, 2013

Don't think of them as human/You don't think of them at...

@jenniferdaniel Don't think of them as human/You don't think of them at all/You keep your mind on the money/Keeping your eyes on the wall
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Feb 14, 2013

Wife getting home from night classes. Valentine's Day 9:50...

Wife getting home from night classes. Valentine's Day 9:50 PM. My kingdom for a gluestick.
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Feb 14, 2013

“She says, ‘Martin, send me some digits, whip your dick out...

“She says, ‘Martin, send me some digits, whip your dick out and show me who’s boss.’” mobile.avclub.com/...
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Feb 14, 2013

wow i totally dicked that MT up it was from @goldman

wow i totally dicked that MT up it was from @goldman
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Feb 14, 2013

It's tricky though because if you eat the porters then who...

@goldman It's tricky though because if you eat the porters then who will recognize your superiority?
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Feb 14, 2013

my EXACT use case right here MT If you liked the NYT poop...

my EXACT use case right here MT If you liked the NYT poop quote, check out @ftrain'ssavepublishing.com .
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Feb 14, 2013

Oh god if our Internet beef supply is tainted all is lost.

@rustyk5 Oh god if our Internet beef supply is tainted all is lost.
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Feb 14, 2013

"Oh god they're eating Ralph Reed."

"Oh god they're eating Ralph Reed."
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Feb 14, 2013

As a journalist I can see your point, but as a technologist...

@BenBrocka As a journalist I can see your point, but as a technologist I can accept only total agreement.
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Feb 14, 2013

How many pounds of serious Internet beef can you buy for...

How many pounds of serious Internet beef can you buy for $15 million?
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Feb 14, 2013

Why couldn't this Carnival thing happen during the National...

Why couldn't this Carnival thing happen during the National Review Cruise?
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Feb 14, 2013

It leaves him playing his guitar, being freaking awesome,...

@dgouldin @adrianholovaty It leaves him playing his guitar, being freaking awesome, like always.
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Feb 14, 2013

Technologists talking about journalism sound just as stupid...

Technologists talking about journalism sound just as stupid as journalists talking about technology.
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Feb 14, 2013

if you combined that with fashion week coverage I'd award...

@bizweekgraphics if you combined that with fashion week coverage I'd award you a combination Nobel/Pulitzer prize, or "Noblitzer."
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Feb 14, 2013

Real talk, @bizweekgraphics, but come now that thing by...

Real talk, @bizweekgraphics, but come now that thing by @nytgraphics is a GOOD zooming photo people widget and you know it.
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Feb 14, 2013

“Our current royal family doesn’t have the difficulties in...

“Our current royal family doesn’t have the difficulties in breeding that pandas do...” lrb.co.uk/...
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Feb 14, 2013

Tesla should disclose that the mileage numbers it promotes...

Tesla should disclose that the mileage numbers it promotes are actually for driving on Mars.
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Feb 14, 2013

I'm no math science expert but that delta indicates...

@shabbychef I'm no math science expert but that delta indicates inadequate modeling
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Feb 13, 2013

Dude @mattlanger you are wrong these bears are so frien

Dude @mattlanger you are wrong these bears are so frien
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Feb 13, 2013

t.co totally rocked that joke!

@maxfenton t.co totally rocked that joke!
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Feb 13, 2013

It was a different kind of film.

It was a different kind of film.
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Feb 13, 2013

wait does their own service have any information about...

@shabbychef wait does their own service have any information about whether they're priced appropriately?
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Feb 13, 2013

larks

larks
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Feb 13, 2013

someone smack a 2.0 on this it's dead

someone smack a 2.0 on this it's dead
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Feb 13, 2013

One of my proposals is to rename the publishing industry to...

One of my proposals is to rename the publishing industry to AMERICA'S WORD CLOACA.
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Feb 13, 2013

I HATE THOSE PEOPLE

@meaghano I HATE THOSE PEOPLE
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Feb 13, 2013

But this strategy doesn't work for women or half of Lance...

@rustyk5 But this strategy doesn't work for women or half of Lance Armstrong.
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Feb 13, 2013

TOM FRIEDMAN IS IN THE CLOUD OH JESUS THIS IS THE WORST...

TOM FRIEDMAN IS IN THE CLOUD OH JESUS THIS IS THE WORST nytimes.com/...
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Feb 12, 2013

I think then Pete takes over a Facebook deal leading to...

@kathrynyu I think then Pete takes over a Facebook deal leading to tremendous arguments and backstabbing
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Feb 12, 2013

Peggy would so be the office SEO expert. Who would oversee...

Peggy would so be the office SEO expert. Who would oversee social? It's not Joan. She's experience marketing. #madmen2013
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Feb 12, 2013

“We are going to work together. We are going to win. And we...

“We are going to work together. We are going to win. And we WILL increase Jaguar's eCPM by one tenth of a percent.” #madmen2013
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Feb 12, 2013

“I know you liked it but A/B tests say that ‘carousel’...

“I know you liked it but A/B tests say that ‘carousel’ dramatically underperforms compared to ‘plastic wheelie thing’.” #madmen2013
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Feb 12, 2013

Actually Mad Men set in 2013 would just be a still shot of...

Actually Mad Men set in 2013 would just be a still shot of a server farm hosting a real-time bidding network.
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Feb 12, 2013

mad men for digital would be amaaaaaazing

@kendall mad men for digital would be amaaaaaazing
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Feb 12, 2013

“Before long, content and utility were corrupted by the...

“Before long, content and utility were corrupted by the only thing big agencies understood: reach and frequency.” blogs.hbr.org/...
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Feb 12, 2013

"Why is this one song about rainbows constantly showing up...

@rustyk5 "Why is this one song about rainbows constantly showing up on TV specials" didn't scan.
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Feb 12, 2013

First thought this morning: A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR GHOSTS.

First thought this morning: A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR GHOSTS.
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Feb 12, 2013

“Being able to directly show consumers seeing a Twitter...

“Being able to directly show consumers seeing a Twitter message and buying a product may prove that connection. ” blogs.wsj.com/...
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Feb 11, 2013

The real reason the pope is stepping down is to worship a...

The real reason the pope is stepping down is to worship a commoner.
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Feb 11, 2013

Time to start registering domains, @rcade

Time to start registering domains, @rcade
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Feb 11, 2013

“The biggest problem is that anyone can create Excel...

“The biggest problem is that anyone can create Excel spreadsheets—badly.” baselinescenario.com/...
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Feb 10, 2013

I told my wife that every book has a little tiny piece of...

@aworkinglibrary I told my wife that every book has a little tiny piece of my love for her inside of it and if we get rid of even one, well.
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Feb 10, 2013

“Thus was born the Volksnoodle for an emerging Thai...

“Thus was born the Volksnoodle for an emerging Thai nation-state.” themorningnews.org/...
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Feb 10, 2013

Finally, a map of rude places: http://maps.geotastic.org/rud...

Finally, a map of rude places: maps.geotastic.org/...
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Feb 10, 2013

“There are few things in life that make you feel as low and...

“There are few things in life that make you feel as low and primitive as witnessing the triumphant joy of a rival fan.” nytimes.com/...
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Feb 9, 2013

“Mr. Karlin also introduced the white dot inside each...

“Mr. Karlin also introduced the white dot inside each finger hole that was a fixture of rotary phones in later years” nytimes.com/...
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Feb 9, 2013

“Before he was led away, he urged her, ‘Spend some money on...

“Before he was led away, he urged her, ‘Spend some money on shoe polish.’” newyorker.com/...
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Feb 8, 2013

“Local clubs are aging, and there are fewer young people...

“Local clubs are aging, and there are fewer young people coming in to replace them.” markarms.tumblr.com/...
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Feb 8, 2013

My god in the grocery stores of Brooklyn and Manhattan the...

My god in the grocery stores of Brooklyn and Manhattan the shelves have been stripped bare of leeks.
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Feb 8, 2013

NICELY DONE SIR

@Runchal NICELY DONE SIR
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Feb 8, 2013

I'm pretty sure actually that the plural is “milves.”

I'm pretty sure actually that the plural is “milves.”
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Feb 8, 2013

Has Canada ever issued a national apology or is it just...

Has Canada ever issued a national apology or is it just assumed?
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Feb 8, 2013

“This human dominance game, the Monkey Dance, follows...

“This human dominance game, the Monkey Dance, follows specific steps.” ymaa.com/...
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Feb 8, 2013

“‘Fuck you, bioinformatics. Eat shit and die.’”...

“‘Fuck you, bioinformatics. Eat shit and die.’” madhadron.com/...
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Feb 8, 2013

“‘People expect a job for life, but the world isn’t like...

“‘People expect a job for life, but the world isn’t like that any more, is it?’” ft.com/...
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Feb 8, 2013

I am more than glad to help little children who live up the...

@tharsheblows I am more than glad to help little children who live up the block write and read.
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Feb 8, 2013

“In fifth grade, the anxiety lasted a solid month before...

“In fifth grade, the anxiety lasted a solid month before the test.” nytimes.com/...
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Feb 8, 2013

“The debate over depression is an excellent test case for...

“The debate over depression is an excellent test case for Foucault’s critique.” opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/...
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Feb 8, 2013

“He went into considerable detail, citing metrics that...

“He went into considerable detail, citing metrics that appear designed to spot bubbles.” dealbook.nytimes.com/...
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Feb 8, 2013

Sure! $100 given plus INSPIRE code. (Coincidentally her...

@tharsheblows Sure! $100 given plus INSPIRE code. (Coincidentally her school is in our neighborhood--it's where we vote.)
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Feb 8, 2013

Why is there a big picture of @anildash in my Donors Choose...

Why is there a big picture of @anildash in my Donors Choose checkout? It's like being friends with the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon.
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Feb 7, 2013

“‘I believed my participation to be, not an act of joint...

“‘I believed my participation to be, not an act of joint worship, but an act of community chaplaincy,’ he wrote.” nytimes.com/...
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Feb 7, 2013

The island of misfit toys is basically just a few misfit...

The island of misfit toys is basically just a few misfit toys huddled together on a floe.
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Feb 7, 2013

Oh, good point, @ecnordstrom. The Rudolph TV special in the...

Oh, good point, @ecnordstrom. The Rudolph TV special in the age of global warming is a really sad half-hour.
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Feb 7, 2013

Why aren't there Abominable Snow Monster from...

Why aren't there Abominable Snow Monster from Rudolph/Totoro mashups?
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Feb 7, 2013

Why doesn't the Abominable Snow Monster from Rudolph have...

Why doesn't the Abominable Snow Monster from Rudolph have his own weather channel? Or appear on weather-related news memes?
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Feb 7, 2013

“284,401,158 IP addresses responded to the ping.”...

“284,401,158 IP addresses responded to the ping.” securityartwork.es/...
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Feb 7, 2013

I'm just hiding in the closet shivering man.

@spibanez I'm just hiding in the closet shivering man.
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Feb 7, 2013

Because you have room for it!

@rustyk5 Because you have room for it!
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Feb 7, 2013

Heinlein should be waaaaay to the right of Connie Willis.

@rustyk5 Heinlein should be waaaaay to the right of Connie Willis.
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Feb 7, 2013

“For us to behave as if we have—or should have—a monopoly...

“For us to behave as if we have—or should have—a monopoly on educating adults is just ridiculous.” theawl.com/...
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Feb 7, 2013

with Illuminatus trilogy in background

@rustyk5 with Illuminatus trilogy in background
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Feb 7, 2013

yes! Although maybe like decaf tea and Melba toast next...

@blprnt yes! Although maybe like decaf tea and Melba toast next time. Paskin, man.
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Feb 7, 2013

I always have tweets for you.

@Gutenbourgeois I always have tweets for you.
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Feb 7, 2013

I refer to my more endemic tweets as "endemes"

@sixfoot6 I refer to my more endemic tweets as "endemes"
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Feb 7, 2013

i wish i had more arms so that i could facepalm harder

@paulsmith i wish i had more arms so that i could facepalm harder
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Feb 7, 2013

This means your coolness will approach 1.

@rustyk5 This means your coolness will approach 1.
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Feb 7, 2013

Your coolness will increase by a factor of 10,000.

@rustyk5 Your coolness will increase by a factor of 10,000.
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Feb 7, 2013

"it wasn’t a strategic fit with our growth strategy"

"it wasn’t a strategic fit with our growth strategy"
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Feb 7, 2013

in some cultures when you go to a startup funeral you wear...

@anildash @espiers in some cultures when you go to a startup funeral you wear white hoodies
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Feb 7, 2013

too busy picking out a tie for Startup Funeral

@espiers @anildash too busy picking out a tie for Startup Funeral
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Feb 7, 2013

been here for years

@harrisj been here for years
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Feb 7, 2013

Man David Sedaris really didn't like chain restaurants on...

Man David Sedaris really didn't like chain restaurants on 57th St. in 1991 #v=onepage&q&f=false" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://books.google.com/books?id=OOQCAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA50&ots=Orgc-d2jVc&dq=%22Prozac%20Nation%22%20Wurtzel&pg=PA30#v=onepage&q&f=false
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Feb 7, 2013

“If it should _not_ be made history-safe, we have to add a...

“If it should _not_ be made history-safe, we have to add a cut-off date to the specification.” quirksmode.org/...
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Feb 7, 2013

Or the RomCom about Jabba looking for love, called Jabba...

@shabbychef Or the RomCom about Jabba looking for love, called Jabba Jabba Kiss Kiss.
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Feb 6, 2013

“Pock, smash. Pock, smash.” http://www.newyorker.com/fiction...

“Pock, smash. Pock, smash.” newyorker.com/...
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Feb 6, 2013

I feel for the people who overindulged last night and have...

@tasneemraja I feel for the people who overindulged last night and have gluten hangovers.
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Feb 6, 2013

That last tweet is going to get a lot of favorites when the...

That last tweet is going to get a lot of favorites when the west coast gets to work (3PM EST).
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Feb 6, 2013

Obama just named Sally Jewel, CEO of REI, to head Interior....

Obama just named Sally Jewel, CEO of REI, to head Interior. Which means that now we're ALL members of the Department of the Interior.
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Feb 6, 2013

Bill Hicks: “I'm 21 and I'm in my sexual prime, and boy are...

Bill Hicks: “I'm 21 and I'm in my sexual prime, and boy are my arms tired.”
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Feb 6, 2013

"She ran away to Venice, became a streetwalker, and...

"She ran away to Venice, became a streetwalker, and drowned.” —Woody Allen
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Feb 5, 2013

If I ever got asked to do one of those “what's in YOUR bag”...

If I ever got asked to do one of those “what's in YOUR bag” photo features I would produce $10,000 cash and nothing else.
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Feb 5, 2013

“‘There’s no obvious leverage in being part of the AOL...

“‘There’s no obvious leverage in being part of the AOL media network, and there’s no synergy and integration.’” bits.blogs.nytimes.com/...
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Feb 5, 2013

dude i want you to be my URL shortener full-time

@xxbobbyzxx dude i want you to be my URL shortener full-time
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Feb 5, 2013

“Sometimes people ask me what the deal is with Gowanus...

“Sometimes people ask me what the deal is with Gowanus Heights.” #youarehere" target="_blank" rel="noopener">http://www.aaronland.info/weblog/2013/02/03/reality/#youarehere
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Feb 5, 2013

see that's a good tweet

@xxbobbyzxx see that's a good tweet
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Feb 5, 2013

“. Since then, the ‘rocket cat’ has gone somewhat viral,...

“. Since then, the ‘rocket cat’ has gone somewhat viral, appearing in the Atlantic, BoingBoing, and elsewhere.” uniqueatpenn.wordpress.com/...
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Feb 5, 2013

“The cryptographers behind this innovation may be the only...

“The cryptographers behind this innovation may be the only ones who could have pulled it off.” slate.com/...
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Feb 5, 2013

Yes it is a bubble it is always a bubble when the hell is...

Yes it is a bubble it is always a bubble when the hell is it not a bubble?
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Feb 5, 2013

The conversation we're all avoiding about The New New...

The conversation we're all avoiding about The New New Republic, we can forget it and have a conversation about The Organist instead.
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Feb 5, 2013

The Believer's podcast THE ORGANIST is a goddam monster of...

The Believer's podcast THE ORGANIST is a goddam monster of awesome that OPENS with Nick Offerman, then keeps going theorganist.org
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Feb 5, 2013

“If Bill Gates had been born black in the Seattle of 1955,...

“If Bill Gates had been born black in the Seattle of 1955, Microsoft might never have been founded.” jamellebouie.net/...
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Feb 5, 2013

My shrink is like you can just try to be happy with the way...

My shrink is like you can just try to be happy with the way things are and then I have to explain Bang With Friends.
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Feb 5, 2013

Like when you wake up mildly hungover screaming "you...

@rustyk5 Like when you wake up mildly hungover screaming "you already failed!" at 4am? Nope.
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Feb 5, 2013

enjoy those welsh male-voice choirs and that weird rock DJ...

@richziade @timothymeaney @xxbobbyzxx enjoy those welsh male-voice choirs and that weird rock DJ nuclear war banter
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Feb 5, 2013

don't give them ideas

@megnut don't give them ideas
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Feb 5, 2013

and noooooooo shame

@Runchal and noooooooo shame
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Feb 5, 2013

I always feel weird reading about "coffee-colored skin." Or...

I always feel weird reading about "coffee-colored skin." Or cinnamon. If they must can't they just use the hex code?
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Feb 5, 2013

Cataloging the Beyoncé archive must be intense. Z, Jay....

Cataloging the Beyoncé archive must be intense. Z, Jay. Jelly, preparations for. And like five crates just labeled “Virgo.”
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Feb 5, 2013

I find my thoughts flickering back to the Beyoncé archive...

I find my thoughts flickering back to the Beyoncé archive described in her GQ interview. Terabytes of data. google.com/...
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Feb 4, 2013

One of the things you learn attending events at MoMA is...

One of the things you learn attending events at MoMA is that no one on Twitter can spell “momma.”
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Feb 4, 2013

They risk not being able to continue their fantasies of...

@samhaskins They risk not being able to continue their fantasies of ultimate power and wealth. It's a risk.
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Feb 4, 2013

DAMMIT TAYLOR no actually, but I have all these kids

@azphotobooth DAMMIT TAYLOR no actually, but I have all these kids
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Feb 4, 2013

they rate a .45 on the dunkin-dark index of awfulness

@djacobs @rustyk5 they rate a .45 on the dunkin-dark index of awfulness
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Feb 4, 2013

But it was cool and a month later she got you a...

@clickblipclick But it was cool and a month later she got you a subscription to AdBusters.
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Feb 4, 2013

can't hear you dunkin' in the dark

@djacobs @rustyk5 can't hear you dunkin' in the dark
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Feb 4, 2013

Culturejacking is perfectly normal behavior as people...

Culturejacking is perfectly normal behavior as people develop and should not be punished.
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Feb 4, 2013

Don't forget the power of inspiration over money!

@jenniferjeffrey Don't forget the power of inspiration over money!
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Feb 4, 2013

That awkward teenaged moment when you first discover...

That awkward teenaged moment when you first discover culturejacking.
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Feb 4, 2013

But they did it at the speed of any one of 30 million...

@jenniferjeffrey But they did it at the speed of any one of 30 million 13-year-olds!
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Feb 4, 2013

Seriously always bet on money. Risk is something poor...

Seriously always bet on money. Risk is something poor people do.
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Feb 4, 2013

Guys money is SO WINNING right now now. Ingenuity isn't...

Guys money is SO WINNING right now now. Ingenuity isn't even in tenth place.
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Feb 4, 2013

“It helped demonstrate the power of ingenuity over money,...

“It helped demonstrate the power of ingenuity over money, and social media over traditional forms.” blogs.wsj.com/... #nooooooooooooooooo
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Feb 4, 2013

The reason we have PowerPoint is so that the audience can...

The reason we have PowerPoint is so that the audience can focus on something besides their jealousy.
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Feb 3, 2013

whoa! I don't think I know anyone else.

@megnut whoa! I don't think I know anyone else.
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Feb 3, 2013

First they fake the moon landings now skeet shooting.

First they fake the moon landings now skeet shooting.
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Feb 3, 2013

It's weird how the youngs hold on to their area codes....

It's weird how the youngs hold on to their area codes. People fought so hard to hold on to 212s. For naught.
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Feb 3, 2013

I'm basing that statement on exhaustive analysis of the...

@Tim_Org I'm basing that statement on exhaustive analysis of the literature.
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Feb 3, 2013

The future of books is books.

The future of books is books.
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Feb 3, 2013

nah of the 7000 maybe 300 will be keepers

@KristyT nah of the 7000 maybe 300 will be keepers
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Feb 3, 2013

yeah but what did he know about web sites?

@sethjputnam yeah but what did he know about web sites?
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Feb 3, 2013

repeating the word buh over and over

@andytobo repeating the word buh over and over
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Feb 3, 2013

I wrote 7,000 words yesterday and I want to tell you what...

I wrote 7,000 words yesterday and I want to tell you what that feels like but I have no way to express it.
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Feb 3, 2013

“Seen in that light, Amazon's low-margin game isn't a...

“Seen in that light, Amazon's low-margin game isn't a weakness.” theatlantic.com/...
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Feb 3, 2013

Please, that thing is SERIOUS.

@djacobs Please, that thing is SERIOUS.
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Feb 3, 2013

I'd like to join the younger generation, but I doubt I...

I'd like to join the younger generation, but I doubt I could pass the Pokemon test.
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Feb 3, 2013

Watching real-time reviews on the new MBV, I'd like to join...

Watching real-time reviews on the new MBV, I'd like to join another generation. Where do you apply?
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Feb 3, 2013

mbv!

mbv!
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Feb 2, 2013

“As awkward sitcom plot twists go, that’s going to be hard...

“As awkward sitcom plot twists go, that’s going to be hard to top.” tv.nytimes.com/...
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Feb 2, 2013

“Worse, with a very corporate logo, Harvard University...

“Worse, with a very corporate logo, Harvard University Press could look as if it had sold out.” underconsideration.com/...
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Feb 2, 2013

“And even in his actual life, ‘I’ve become more like...

“And even in his actual life, ‘I’ve become more like Lorne,’ he says, then explodes with laughter.” rollingstone.com/...
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Feb 2, 2013

EAST END X YURI - DA YO NE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1...

EAST END X YURI - DA YO NE youtube.com/...
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Feb 2, 2013

“Let me suggest that it's not the young workers who are...

“Let me suggest that it's not the young workers who are being trained wrong.” theawl.com/...
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Feb 2, 2013

Good point, and I'm thinking of:...

@jackrusher Good point, and I'm thinking of: en.wikipedia.org/... the Automat was a critical meeting place for showbiz, too. HUMANS.
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Feb 1, 2013

Is there anything creepier than referring to oneself as...

Is there anything creepier than referring to oneself as “daddy”? Because I might as well do that too.
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Feb 1, 2013

what was the word in his head? Is what I want to know.

@shabbychef what was the word in his head? Is what I want to know.
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Feb 1, 2013

wait then what's the point of Disneyland?

@harrisj wait then what's the point of Disneyland?
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Feb 1, 2013

the sound of Yakov sobbing

@harrisj the sound of Yakov sobbing
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Feb 1, 2013

that's the new slogan for Branson

@harrisj that's the new slogan for Branson
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Feb 1, 2013

There's nothing sadder than my volunteer work at the old...

There's nothing sadder than my volunteer work at the old joke's home. Having a bit grip your hand and say, “they said I'd never get old.”
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Feb 1, 2013

don't despair, man. hope is the thing with fetters.

@amitorit don't despair, man. hope is the thing with fetters.
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Feb 1, 2013

true. but i wouldn't choose it over vaccines or penicillin.

@ruraldreams true. but i wouldn't choose it over vaccines or penicillin.
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Feb 1, 2013

“Everyone seems to want to know more about the man behind...

“Everyone seems to want to know more about the man behind this amazing maze.” spoon-tamago.com/...
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Feb 1, 2013

“Which brings me to my last point: What am I actually...

“Which brings me to my last point: What am I actually against?” thebillfold.com/...
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Feb 1, 2013

guys the web it's still the best (non-medical,...

guys the web it's still the best (non-medical, non-agricultural) thing ever invented don't forget
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Feb 1, 2013

You've obviously never had a summer job at unicorn ranch.

@amitorit You've obviously never had a summer job at unicorn ranch.
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