Jul 30, 2011 My big confused smile turned into a disapproving "O" when I... @joeljohnson @longshotmag My big confused smile turned into a disapproving "O" when I got that joke. ➛
Jul 30, 2011 I take the word "submit" seriously (I do). @joeljohnson @longshotmag I take the word "submit" seriously (I do). ➛
Jul 30, 2011 I just sent in my essay on debt--a little hurried but hope... @longshotmag I just sent in my essay on debt--a little hurried but hope you enjoy it, even if you don't find room for it. ➛
Jul 27, 2011 Canoe: Ironic appropriation of freestyle canoe dancing,... @tcarmody Canoe: Ironic appropriation of freestyle canoe dancing, plus Nick Offerman woodworking angle. Conclusion: REINVENTED. ➛
Jul 27, 2011 Soon, I fear, we're going to need to find something else to... @tcarmody Soon, I fear, we're going to need to find something else to say we're reinventing. ➛
Jul 27, 2011 Thanks for pointing that out! It is exciting to be... @tcarmody Thanks for pointing that out! It is exciting to be momentarily relevant. ➛
Jul 27, 2011 Actually official ponchos are $3. Stop poncho scalping,... @gknauss @mathowie Actually official ponchos are $3. Stop poncho scalping, @gknauss. ➛
Jul 25, 2011 When you say "I'll just stay awake until it's done," that's... When you say "I'll just stay awake until it's done," that's planicking. ➛
Jul 25, 2011 There is a big difference between testing and trying. There is a big difference between testing and trying. ➛
Jul 25, 2011 I need to stop panicking and start PLANicking. I need to stop panicking and start PLANicking. ➛
Jul 22, 2011 As a reward for your hard work we got you more work. As a reward for your hard work we got you more work. ➛
Jul 21, 2011 explains the #1 absolutely true thing needed to make the... @anildash explains the #1 absolutely true thing needed to make the web better. dashes.com/... ➛
Jul 20, 2011 On the second: Pt. taken, but I don't think I was actually... On the second: Pt. taken, but I don't think I was actually anti-story. Just talking about how the new sees the old. ➛
Jul 20, 2011 Two pieces of thoughtful crit of of Epiphanator piece:... Two pieces of thoughtful crit of of Epiphanator piece: lukesimcoe.tumblr.com/... barthel.tumblr.com/... ➛
Jul 20, 2011 I made a newsletter to tell people when I write new things... I made a newsletter to tell people when I write new things sign up will you thanks tinyletter.com/... ➛
Jul 20, 2011 I've gone down that path. Two hours later you're saying "if... @threefour I've gone down that path. Two hours later you're saying "if I just write my own parser..." ➛
Jul 20, 2011 Can't get clients to pay me to use it yet. But the whole... @threefour Can't get clients to pay me to use it yet. But the whole DocumentCloud collective is a pile of geniuses. ➛
Jul 20, 2011 It's not even JS. It's the whole stack. At least the... @thejefflarson It's not even JS. It's the whole stack. At least the debugging tools keep improving. ➛
Jul 20, 2011 Did you finish it? Do you feel proud and hopeful? Then it... Did you finish it? Do you feel proud and hopeful? Then it wasn't art. ➛
Jul 20, 2011 Yes, but there's still DOM + CSS + event model. It's like a... @fearofcode Yes, but there's still DOM + CSS + event model. It's like a dog making out with a cow going over a waterfall. ➛
Jul 20, 2011 Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. I'm... Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. I'm describing JavaScript. ➛
Jul 18, 2011 "I had to Google 'friendster'." -- New York Magazine... "I had to Google 'friendster'." -- New York Magazine commenter. ➛
Jul 18, 2011 Actually I wrote them a companion piece for the list. One... @RachelFersh Actually I wrote them a companion piece for the list. One down! ➛
Jul 18, 2011 "I think anyone who can demonstrate having read this entire... "I think anyone who can demonstrate having read this entire thing should get an editor's pick just for effort." --NYMag reader RE: me ➛
Jul 13, 2011 . Read that for the first time in 10 years. Oh my oh my... @tcarmody. Read that for the first time in 10 years. Oh my oh my that was the work of a younger man. ➛
Jul 13, 2011 All the tricky migration bits and... @mrw All the tricky migration bits and restructuring--beautifully handled. ➛
Jul 13, 2011 The redesign makes writing fun. Thank you. @mrw The redesign makes writing fun. Thank you. ➛
Jul 12, 2011 I forgot about writing this: http://www.themorningnews.org/a... I forgot about writing this: themorningnews.org/... ➛
Jul 11, 2011 New essay: “The Age of Mechanical Reproduction”... New essay: “The Age of Mechanical Reproduction” bit.ly/... for GORGEOUS new @jasonsantamaria -ized @themorningnews. ➛
Jul 11, 2011 The other big piece of news in your tweet is that... @threefour The other big piece of news in your tweet is that @petervandijck lives here now! ➛
Jul 10, 2011 I was a terrible, undisciplined student. Could do all the... @digiphile I was a terrible, undisciplined student. Could do all the English prof's voices, though! ➛
Jul 10, 2011 That actually doesn't narrow it down. @mulegirl @kleinmatic That actually doesn't narrow it down. ➛
Jul 10, 2011 I want that to be true so bad, except she made Mikey and... @kleinmatic @mulegirl I want that to be true so bad, except she made Mikey and Nicky and I am pretty good at pivot tables. ➛
Jul 10, 2011 Too long for here so posted at http://ftra.in/woods-plus.htm... @dancharvey @michelet Too long for here so posted at ftra.in/... ➛
Jul 8, 2011 Reading about the Theresienstadt camp, then checking out... Reading about the Theresienstadt camp, then checking out Google+, all I can see are circles for JEWS, GYPSIES, HOMOSEXUALS, etc. ➛
Jul 6, 2011 It's really nice. Every test tube of artisanal semen has a... @tcarmody It's really nice. Every test tube of artisanal semen has a locally sourced cork stopper and a llama-yarn tie (Bronx llamas). ➛
Jul 6, 2011 Don't agree to any procedure with the word "centipede" in... @caitlinburke Don't agree to any procedure with the word "centipede" in it. ➛
Jul 6, 2011 I can't write right now I'm in crown heights at the opening... @tcarmody I can't write right now I'm in crown heights at the opening of an artisanal insemination clinic. ➛
Jul 6, 2011 Now way. I'm not about to bite the stump that feeds me. @tcarmody Now way. I'm not about to bite the stump that feeds me. ➛
Jul 6, 2011 REPUBLICANS, IT IS AN INDISPUTABLE FACT that Marky Mark has... REPUBLICANS, IT IS AN INDISPUTABLE FACT that Marky Mark has supernumerary nipples. ➛
Jul 6, 2011 I wonder how many things in the world are beeping right now. I wonder how many things in the world are beeping right now. ➛
Jul 6, 2011 "I've never really thought of myself as depressed as much... "I've never really thought of myself as depressed as much as paralyzed by hope." -- Maria Bamford ➛
Jul 6, 2011 You're off the hook; turns out there were ZILLIONS. @caitlinburke You're off the hook; turns out there were ZILLIONS. ➛
Jul 6, 2011 48 New York Media Power Couples = 96 new subscriptions to... 48 New York Media Power Couples = 96 new subscriptions to NYO! ➛
Jul 6, 2011 What if all the real influencers are actually just off... What if all the real influencers are actually just off working somewhere and this turns out to be foolishness? ➛
Jul 6, 2011 Agreed. It just looks wrong. @paulkruczynski @andrewwatson Agreed. It just looks wrong. ➛
Jul 6, 2011 Dear Tumblr: Can you help me find a picture of a skinny... Dear Tumblr: Can you help me find a picture of a skinny brunette in panties in a field taken at night with flash? You can? ➛
Jul 5, 2011 "Each guest was given a live Monarch butterfly for a Native... "Each guest was given a live Monarch butterfly for a Native American butterfly-release ceremony led by Farrah Fawcett." ➛
Jul 5, 2011 (To clarify, I found those pages searching for (1)... (To clarify, I found those pages searching for (1) information on the next Nintendo Wii; and (2) feminist take on hair removal.) ➛
Jul 5, 2011 I'd also recommend the (NSFW) Wikipedia "Bikini Wax" page... I'd also recommend the (NSFW) Wikipedia "Bikini Wax" page to anyone looking for a INTERNET WHY DID YOU? moment this morning. ➛
Jul 5, 2011 "The annual turnover of the love hotel industry is...... "The annual turnover of the love hotel industry is... double that of Japan's anime market." Thanks, Wikipedia. ➛
Jul 5, 2011 The Twitter ecosystem makes it much easier to test ideas.... @judell The Twitter ecosystem makes it much easier to test ideas. It's an incredibly fun time to write. ➛
Jul 4, 2011 Stupid idea: Use smilies as bullets in lists to register... Stupid idea: Use smilies as bullets in lists to register whether things are good or bad ideas. ➛
Jul 3, 2011 The worst airports for sleeping:... The worst airports for sleeping: sleepinginairports.net/... ➛
Jul 2, 2011 Orson Welles hosts the Esquire jazz thing BTW. Orson Welles hosts the Esquire jazz thing BTW. ➛
Jul 2, 2011 Esquire 1946 Jazz Concert/Duke Ellington's band, Billy... Esquire 1946 Jazz Concert/Duke Ellington's band, Billy Strayhorn bit.ly/... ➛
Jul 2, 2011 AT&T 50th Anniversary celebration 1935... AT&T 50th Anniversary celebration 1935 archive.org/... ➛
Jul 2, 2011 Orson Welles meets H.G. Wells http://www.archive.org/downloa... Orson Welles meets H.G. Wells archive.org/... ➛
Jul 2, 2011 The WPA Federal Theater of the Air does R.U.R. in 1937... The WPA Federal Theater of the Air does R.U.R. in 1937 archive.org/... ➛
Jul 2, 2011 Some amazing stuff inside the newer old radio singles and... Some amazing stuff inside the newer old radio singles and doubles collection archive.org/... ➛
Jul 1, 2011 Come to think of it no one has out-and-offered me a... @samuelclay Come to think of it no one has out-and-offered me a full-time job in maybe five years? (Because, WHY RUIN THE MAGIC?) ➛
Jul 1, 2011 I just like thinking about elevators! @samuelclay I just like thinking about elevators! ➛
Jul 1, 2011 16yrs NYC × ~240 trips yrly (up, down, lunches, a WAG) ×... @toomuchnick 16yrs NYC × ~240 trips yrly (up, down, lunches, a WAG) × ~140 ft per trip (nother WAG) ÷ 5280ft = 101 mile. ➛
Jul 1, 2011 Trying to figure out how far I've travelled up and down on... Trying to figure out how far I've travelled up and down on elevators in my lifetime. Best guess: ~100 miles. ➛
Jun 30, 2011 Asia. Yoso. Mr. Big. Chickenfoot. And now, AmericanMcCarver. Asia. Yoso. Mr. Big. Chickenfoot. And now, AmericanMcCarver. ➛