Mar 30, 2011 "once again I have shot off my own foot to put it my mouth" "once again I have shot off my own foot to put it my mouth" ➛
Mar 28, 2011 That's 1.5 thinking, man. They need to pivot to social... @timothymeaney That's 1.5 thinking, man. They need to pivot to social using a functional subset of node.js. #cluetrainacominchoochoochoo ➛
Mar 28, 2011 The bike fuss about NYC ignores class. My $250 bike was... The bike fuss about NYC ignores class. My $250 bike was awesome when I was BROKE--got me everywhere. "Let them eat cabs." ➛
Mar 28, 2011 Online chat re: The NYT paywall is the most ultimate #WWIC... Online chat re: The NYT paywall is the most ultimate #WWIC ever. bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 27, 2011 Thank you! Someone copied Loose Lips for me years ago, so I... @LovittRecords Thank you! Someone copied Loose Lips for me years ago, so I paid $30 for this one. Glad to have the opportunity. ➛
Mar 26, 2011 A new Des Ark album is a reason to feel good about life.... A new Des Ark album is a reason to feel good about life. bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 26, 2011 One of the first things you should do in a tech bubble is... One of the first things you should do in a tech bubble is buy crosses and garlic to keep out VCs. ➛
Mar 25, 2011 good answer but i can't download this plugin how i can... good answer but i can't download this plugin how i can download it because tar.gz format is not supports by my winrar bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 25, 2011 The jaw-dropping magic awesomeness and pure intense insane... The jaw-dropping magic awesomeness and pure intense insane joy of Big Freedia: mlkshk.com/... ➛
Mar 25, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII that video is... @kendall youtube.com/... that video is UNSTOPPABLE. ➛
Mar 24, 2011 That's an early edition! When they reprinted my name fell... @CaseyG That's an early edition! When they reprinted my name fell off for more famous names COUGH. ➛
Mar 23, 2011 Yes. When the spreadsheet starts to look like a rainbow,... @James_Mathewson Yes. When the spreadsheet starts to look like a rainbow, you might as well imbibe. ➛
Mar 23, 2011 That's comforting, actually. Thank you! @reppep That's comforting, actually. Thank you! ➛
Mar 23, 2011 Hey there. Thank you! Good for both of us, right? @eliza_evans Hey there. Thank you! Good for both of us, right? ➛
Mar 23, 2011 I mean, as last words, those REALLY make sense. @jessamyn I mean, as last words, those REALLY make sense. ➛
Mar 22, 2011 Tallulah Bankhead to doctor, post surgery related to VD:... Tallulah Bankhead to doctor, post surgery related to VD: "Don't think this has taught me a lesson!" bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 22, 2011 "Got an anti-inseminatory. It's 3 days ago. Want it?" I... @papertyger "Got an anti-inseminatory. It's 3 days ago. Want it?" I nodded, grabbed my helmet. I hate these. Far prefer remorse work.... ➛
Mar 22, 2011 STORY PROPOSAL: Time travel only goes a week, gets... @papertyger STORY PROPOSAL: Time travel only goes a week, gets commoditized, so people use it for stupid stuff. 1/3 fewer babies. ➛
Mar 22, 2011 I'm sending this message six months back in time to tell... I'm sending this message six months back in time to tell myself to never, ever try to buy an apartment in Brooklyn. #homelesssoon ➛
Mar 22, 2011 This interview http://bit.ly/fysCXp on TMI... This interview bit.ly/... on TMI bit.ly/... is my fav audio thing I've ever done. Sounds like inside my head. ➛
Mar 18, 2011 "A baby isn't like a book. People actually want to BUY... "A baby isn't like a book. People actually want to BUY babies." ➛
Mar 17, 2011 Centipede clone--I remember playing for like six months,... @sbuddhavarapu Centipede clone--I remember playing for like six months, with the Bulworth soundtrack CD on repeat. bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 17, 2011 That's right ladies I'm still an awesome high-scorer at... That's right ladies I'm still an awesome high-scorer at Apeiron for Macintosh. ➛
Mar 15, 2011 http://placekitten.com is down. You never realize how much... placekitten.com is down. You never realize how much you rely on certain pieces of web infrastructure. ➛
Mar 12, 2011 Jen Szalai talks about the dude imbalance... Jen Szalai talks about the dude imbalance thesecondpass.com ➛
Mar 10, 2011 Adam Sternbergh's response is very funny:... Adam Sternbergh's response is very funny: bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 10, 2011 "I don’t have anything against bikes. As a student, I lived... "I don’t have anything against bikes. As a student, I lived in the middle of Oxford." nyr.kr/... ➛
Mar 10, 2011 Sarah Palin's Sexy Farting Cat is the new Lincoln's... Sarah Palin's Sexy Farting Cat is the new Lincoln's Doctor's Dog. ➛
Mar 10, 2011 "David Mamet said the ending of a scene should be... "David Mamet said the ending of a scene should be surprising but inevitable." bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 9, 2011 org-mode is really magical, isn't it? The task capturing... @terrycojones org-mode is really magical, isn't it? The task capturing has helped me be less scattered by far. ➛
Mar 8, 2011 "Charlie returns to his home with a deaf hooker and Alan is... "Charlie returns to his home with a deaf hooker and Alan is left alone in the roof-less ruin." -2.5 Men recap bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 6, 2011 This wood-grain background is almost as boring as a real... This wood-grain background is almost as boring as a real desk! ➛
Mar 5, 2011 Bertie Higgins did actually perform a song called Jamaica... Bertie Higgins did actually perform a song called Jamaica Me Crazy. ➛
Mar 5, 2011 I love that dedication to form makes it impossible for... I love that dedication to form makes it impossible for @fireland to reply. @fireland But WHY do you hate Superchunk? ➛
Mar 5, 2011 I want a longer list PLUS free text. Put hetero opts at... I want a longer list PLUS free text. Put hetero opts at list bottom so people HAVE to see 'em. Less usable, more welcoming. ➛
Mar 5, 2011 Gina points out that dropdowns enforce social norms, and... Gina points out that dropdowns enforce social norms, and wishes she could be gay-married on Google. bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 5, 2011 Slight cold. Half-pint of sorbet. George Benson. Give me... Slight cold. Half-pint of sorbet. George Benson. Give me the night. ➛
Mar 5, 2011 Writing "Charlie Sheen is not the real story, X is the REAL... Writing "Charlie Sheen is not the real story, X is the REAL story," is not telling the real story. ➛
Mar 4, 2011 I like the way the principal just sees it as chaos and... @iboxifoo I like the way the principal just sees it as chaos and disorder. Can't wait to scrub it off. ➛
Mar 3, 2011 "The actresses are a feather disguised as a kitten."... "The actresses are a feather disguised as a kitten." bit.ly/... ➛
Mar 3, 2011 As for writing on walls, it's awesome that humans mark... As for writing on walls, it's awesome that humans mark territory with scribbling, not urine. Cognition FTW. ➛
Mar 3, 2011 Yes! It's a web development utility the whole family can... @papertyger Yes! It's a web development utility the whole family can enjoy. ➛
Mar 3, 2011 It's like "Lorem ipsum," but for pictures, and kittens of... @papertyger It's like "Lorem ipsum," but for pictures, and kittens of every possible size. ➛
Mar 3, 2011 High school to erase awesome writing on beloved English... High school to erase awesome writing on beloved English teacher's classroom wall. on.wsj.com/... ➛
Mar 2, 2011 One day in 1998 she said the words I longed to hear more... One day in 1998 she said the words I longed to hear more than any others: "New Leisuretown." ➛
Mar 2, 2011 http://placekitten.com/2000/200... placekitten.com/... placekitten.com/... placekitten.com/... ➛
Mar 2, 2011 "Limitations are features spread over time." !!!!!!!... "Limitations are features spread over time." !!!!!!! bit.ly/... I would like that as a T-shirt. 2XL. ➛
Mar 2, 2011 Everything about Thom Yorke Kills Justin Bieber makes me... Everything about Thom Yorke Kills Justin Bieber makes me glad I am alive right now. youtube.com/... ➛
Mar 2, 2011 Quora on history is fun: http://www.quora.com/History Quora on history is fun: quora.com/... ➛
Mar 1, 2011 Mr. Hudson sounds a lot like Lionel Richie at times. Mr. Hudson sounds a lot like Lionel Richie at times. ➛
Mar 1, 2011 And yet it comes to us all. More literate types often do a... @ayse And yet it comes to us all. More literate types often do a "Here's the thing..." ➛
Mar 1, 2011 Let's face it: Anything that begins "Let's face it:" is a... Let's face it: Anything that begins "Let's face it:" is a sign of a desperate, exhausted writer. ➛
Mar 1, 2011 CABBAGE CLAMS CHEDDAR BOOTY http://mlkshk.com/p/PUC CABBAGE CLAMS CHEDDAR BOOTY mlkshk.com/... ➛