Ftrain, by Paul Ford

April 2009

Apr 27, 2009

That totally made the day. Thanks.

@gruidl That totally made the day. Thanks.
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Apr 17, 2009

Gowanus Yacht Club is a go.

@jeffmacintyre Gowanus Yacht Club is a go.
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Apr 12, 2009

Bataille: "The sea continuously jerks off."...

Bataille: "The sea continuously jerks off." tinyurl.com/...
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Apr 9, 2009

Kickstart 1.2 FTW, every single time.

@Radlein Kickstart 1.2 FTW, every single time.
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Apr 9, 2009

Back further. Back to PETSCII. Tapedrives.

@Brilliantcrank Back further. Back to PETSCII. Tapedrives.
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Apr 9, 2009

Fair enough. Oh for floppies lost.

@Radlein Fair enough. Oh for floppies lost.
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Apr 9, 2009

Oh, how I hunted that wumpus.

@kevinmarks Oh, how I hunted that wumpus.
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Apr 9, 2009

I _KNOW_ you understand arbitrary whitespace.

@timbray I _KNOW_ you understand arbitrary whitespace.
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Apr 9, 2009

Oh, Krull. You are over now.

Oh, Krull. You are over now.
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Apr 9, 2009

Someone died. Shit just got real.

Someone died. Shit just got real.
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Apr 9, 2009

My brother took me. Age seven.

My brother took me. Age seven.
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Apr 9, 2009

And so amazingly badass and scary.

And so amazingly badass and scary.
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Apr 9, 2009

The Magician turned into a puppy.

The Magician turned into a puppy.
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Apr 9, 2009

Liam's getting some curlyhaired sexual shenanigans.

Liam's getting some curlyhaired sexual shenanigans.
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Apr 9, 2009

Oh God I miss Commodore computers.

Oh God I miss Commodore computers.
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Apr 9, 2009

YES! Magic horses 2 teh r3scue!

YES! Magic horses 2 teh r3scue!
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Apr 9, 2009

HELLS YEAH PONIES! SAVE KRULL! YAAAH!

HELLS YEAH PONIES! SAVE KRULL! YAAAH!
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Apr 9, 2009

"Quickly! Before the twin suns rise!"

"Quickly! Before the twin suns rise!"
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Apr 9, 2009

Godspeed, Liam Neeson/criminal Kegan. Godspeed.

Godspeed, Liam Neeson/criminal Kegan. Godspeed.
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Apr 9, 2009

Okay, why is there a tiger?

Okay, why is there a tiger?
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Apr 9, 2009

Okay. The magician saved the day.

Okay. The magician saved the day.
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Apr 9, 2009

YES! Magic flying knives are out.

YES! Magic flying knives are out.
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Apr 9, 2009

Mario rescued the princess! Or something.

Mario rescued the princess! Or something.
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Apr 9, 2009

Movie scared me shitless at seven.

Movie scared me shitless at seven.
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Apr 9, 2009

$40,000,000. On this piece of crap.

$40,000,000. On this piece of crap.
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Apr 9, 2009

I have a Krull-related hangover.

I have a Krull-related hangover.
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Apr 9, 2009

_Krull_, now on Netflix Watch Instantly.

_Krull_, now on Netflix Watch Instantly.
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Apr 9, 2009

A space rock approaches a planet.

A space rock approaches a planet.
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Apr 9, 2009

Dude just stuck hand in lava.

Dude just stuck hand in lava.
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Apr 9, 2009

Oh hey. Liam Neeson's in _Krull_.

Oh hey. Liam Neeson's in _Krull_.
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Apr 9, 2009

You and I are similarly aged.

@kevinmccann You and I are similarly aged.
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Apr 9, 2009

Krull's surprisingly good with $4 wine.

Krull's surprisingly good with $4 wine.
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Apr 9, 2009

OH SHIT IT'S EMERALD TEMPLE TIME.

OH SHIT IT'S EMERALD TEMPLE TIME.
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Apr 9, 2009

Let's unscrew another bottle o'fiiiiiiine merlot.

Let's unscrew another bottle o'fiiiiiiine merlot.
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Apr 9, 2009

Oh man. Quicksand. Bad news. Oh.

Oh man. Quicksand. Bad news. Oh.
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Apr 9, 2009

Also, um, hi there, Robbie Coltrane.

Also, um, hi there, Robbie Coltrane.
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Apr 9, 2009

And he pulled out the Glaive. http://tinyurl.com/cklzoq

And he pulled out the Glaive. tinyurl.com/...
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Apr 9, 2009

No, god, a thousand times no.

@jimmydare No, god, a thousand times no.
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Apr 9, 2009

But with cheap booze it's AWESOME.

@jimmydare But with cheap booze it's AWESOME.
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Mar 31, 2009

"Gather with chanting, drumming and music."

"Gather with chanting, drumming and music."
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Mar 31, 2009

Yet: my outrage > hippie aversion.

Yet: my outrage > hippie aversion.
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