March 2008

Mar 30, 2008

No dice. My JavaScript proves otherwise.

@mediajunkie No dice. My JavaScript proves otherwise.
Mar 30, 2008

Ohloh basically serves as my ESPN.

@anildash Ohloh basically serves as my ESPN.
Mar 30, 2008

Geekery is like sport for me.

@anildash Geekery is like sport for me.
Mar 30, 2008

(But breaks in-page search, unfortunately.)

@mediajunkie (But breaks in-page search, unfortunately.)
Mar 30, 2008

CSS 4 includes Liang's hyphenation algorithm(s)!...

CSS 4 includes Liang's hyphenation algorithm(s)! tinyurl.com/...
Mar 30, 2008

Meta-RickRoll via tweetscan (key: "2lrx46")....

Meta-RickRoll via tweetscan (key: "2lrx46"). tinyurl.com/...
Mar 30, 2008

Surprised by what others find odd.

Surprised by what others find odd.
Mar 30, 2008

A baby would enhance my brand.

A baby would enhance my brand.
Mar 30, 2008

A diminutive British doctor lectured me.

A diminutive British doctor lectured me.
Mar 29, 2008

Best crowd I've seen in years.

Best crowd I've seen in years.
Mar 29, 2008

Lez Zeppelin show: zepheads, ironists, lesbians.

Lez Zeppelin show: zepheads, ironists, lesbians.
Mar 28, 2008

Today: Breakfast, vampires, Java, Lez Zeppelin.

Today: Breakfast, vampires, Java, Lez Zeppelin.
Mar 27, 2008

Shit. Forgot to go to work.

Shit. Forgot to go to work.
Mar 27, 2008

Luxly my office's in the back.

Luxly my office's in the back.
Mar 26, 2008

OH MY GOD PLEASE SHUT UP.

OH MY GOD PLEASE SHUT UP.
Mar 26, 2008

AND USE THE FREAKING LITTER BOX.

AND USE THE FREAKING LITTER BOX.
Mar 26, 2008

What kind of grandmother ARE you?

What kind of grandmother ARE you?
Mar 26, 2008

The Steinski retrospective CDs are great.

The Steinski retrospective CDs are great.
Mar 26, 2008

Orwell's bookstore description in _Aspidistra_: hooray.

Orwell's bookstore description in _Aspidistra_: hooray.
Mar 26, 2008

Just LOOK at the friggin carpet.

Just LOOK at the friggin carpet.
Mar 24, 2008

Actually, that construction is occasionally useful.

@choire Actually, that construction is occasionally useful.
Mar 24, 2008

Honestly? My analotomy was purely cosmetic.

@ghostwhispers Honestly? My analotomy was purely cosmetic.
Mar 24, 2008

I grieve for Oink EVERY DAY.

@mattb I grieve for Oink EVERY DAY.
Mar 24, 2008

I want to be Joe Frank.

@artlung I want to be Joe Frank.
Mar 24, 2008

Sure, when you've finished "taint duty."

@ghostwhispers Sure, when you've finished "taint duty."
Mar 24, 2008

One typo away from "dog-ooders."

One typo away from "dog-ooders."
Mar 24, 2008

Clarifies sourcing in longish/digressive grafs.

@choire Clarifies sourcing in longish/digressive grafs.
Mar 23, 2008

"SternBears.com" already gone. I could've modeled!

@anildash "SternBears.com" already gone. I could've modeled!
Mar 23, 2008

"I'm so busy" tweets: paradox inherent.

"I'm so busy" tweets: paradox inherent.
Mar 23, 2008

Personal goal: disassociate "awesome" from "harried."

Personal goal: disassociate "awesome" from "harried."
Mar 23, 2008

They're really saying: "I'm so awesome."

They're really saying: "I'm so awesome."
Mar 23, 2008

Any time after the blood test.

@fireland Any time after the blood test.
Mar 22, 2008

Cleaning. 900' Jesus or Mary J?

Cleaning. 900' Jesus or Mary J?
Mar 22, 2008

Chose "Daisy Chain for Satan" instead.

Chose "Daisy Chain for Satan" instead.
Mar 22, 2008

That is a very sensible compromise.

@matthewmcvickar That is a very sensible compromise.
Mar 21, 2008

Eohippus-sized bees with tusks, agallop.

Eohippus-sized bees with tusks, agallop.
Mar 21, 2008

Read that as "giant bees." Unnerved.

@dollarshort Read that as "giant bees." Unnerved.
Mar 21, 2008

"Doomsday" is truly some ridiculous shit.

"Doomsday" is truly some ridiculous shit.
Mar 21, 2008

Google docs could revolutionize bad writing.

Google docs could revolutionize bad writing.
Mar 21, 2008

Stealing the fennel, gulping apple cider.

Stealing the fennel, gulping apple cider.
Mar 20, 2008

When we yiffing, bro? I'm ready.

@ghostwhispers When we yiffing, bro? I'm ready.
Mar 20, 2008

Sorry, everyone. Intended that as private.

Sorry, everyone. Intended that as private.
Mar 20, 2008

Sub-400 ID. Eight years old!

Sub-400 ID. Eight years old!
Mar 20, 2008

Just remembered my ancient MeFi sockpuppet.

Just remembered my ancient MeFi sockpuppet.
Mar 20, 2008

Whoa. You just zinged a baby.

@jackrusher Whoa. You just zinged a baby.
Mar 20, 2008

I just hurt my throat chuckling.

I just hurt my throat chuckling.
Mar 20, 2008

Goucher is basically Miskatonic, I think.

@paulsmith Goucher is basically Miskatonic, I think.
Mar 20, 2008

I _do_ "understand" polyamory. Just chill.

@fireland I _do_ "understand" polyamory. Just chill.
Mar 19, 2008

Two men, both nerds and dudes: http://tinyurl.com/34y9s2

Two men, both nerds and dudes: tinyurl.com/...
Mar 19, 2008

Five downloads in Transmission--all legal.

Five downloads in Transmission--all legal.
Mar 19, 2008

Playlist: Nicks follows Winwood. Stand Back.

Playlist: Nicks follows Winwood. Stand Back.
Mar 18, 2008

One could track disease vectors here.

One could track disease vectors here.
Mar 18, 2008

"My dribbling mansnot--impact on UX?"

"My dribbling mansnot--impact on UX?"
Mar 18, 2008

"Just snotted viridescent, viscoelastic, fetid mouthsilt!"

"Just snotted viridescent, viscoelastic, fetid mouthsilt!"
Mar 18, 2008

Twitter: where men describe respiratory ejecta.

Twitter: where men describe respiratory ejecta.
Mar 18, 2008

You have evoked Subgenius zine yearnings.

You have evoked Subgenius zine yearnings.
Mar 18, 2008

Ftrain all about civics and God:...

Ftrain all about civics and God: ftrain.com/...
Mar 18, 2008

I always associate "sputum" with "jism."

@artlung I always associate "sputum" with "jism."
Mar 18, 2008

Which makes the flu very interesting.

Which makes the flu very interesting.
Mar 18, 2008

Not just you. Witness: "coughed up."...

@wilw Not just you. Witness: "coughed up." tinyurl.com/...
Mar 17, 2008

Stop whispering my name, snack machines.

Stop whispering my name, snack machines.
Mar 17, 2008

One juror's middle name is "rasberry."

One juror's middle name is "rasberry."
Mar 17, 2008

Learning to be a sexy juror.

Learning to be a sexy juror.
Mar 17, 2008

I hope Ashley's real, without addictions....

I hope Ashley's real, without addictions. tinyurl.com/...
Mar 17, 2008

Oh, how I crave comforting medicine.

Oh, how I crave comforting medicine.
Mar 17, 2008

Justice has been paused for lunch.

Justice has been paused for lunch.
Mar 17, 2008

Brooklyn civic architecture: 100% grandeur-proof.

Brooklyn civic architecture: 100% grandeur-proof.
Mar 17, 2008

Every undertaking will require some hypocrisy.

Every undertaking will require some hypocrisy.
Mar 17, 2008

Gossip Girl's filming by my workplace.

Gossip Girl's filming by my workplace.
Mar 17, 2008

"Yes, jury duty now includes wireless."

"Yes, jury duty now includes wireless."
Mar 17, 2008

Obama's rhetorical plank: "Will it blend?"

@arsepoetica Obama's rhetorical plank: "Will it blend?"
Mar 17, 2008

Valuable, meaningful, useful, elegant, intelligent...

@diminutivetiger Valuable, meaningful, useful, elegant, intelligent adjectives?
Mar 17, 2008

More would be overkill, I think.

@billder More would be overkill, I think.
Mar 17, 2008

Yeah, yeah. My keyboard's for elves.

@mediajunkie Yeah, yeah. My keyboard's for elves.
Mar 16, 2008

Let's never have today again. Thanks!

Let's never have today again. Thanks!
Mar 15, 2008

I'll help you if I can.

@jimmydare I'll help you if I can.
Mar 14, 2008

Oh God, the shamrocks. THEY BURN.

Oh God, the shamrocks. THEY BURN.
Mar 13, 2008

Does my cruelty know no bounds?

@jackrusher Does my cruelty know no bounds?
Mar 12, 2008

Wow. This is bad for Obama. http://tinyurl.com/2wj86k

Wow. This is bad for Obama. tinyurl.com/...
Mar 12, 2008

$4000 don't buy what it did.

$4000 don't buy what it did.
Mar 12, 2008

Forgot Moore's Law is not universal.

Forgot Moore's Law is not universal.
Mar 12, 2008

Like when you're shopping for hookers.

Like when you're shopping for hookers.
Mar 12, 2008

Sex SHOULD cost .000000000000¢, taking nanoseconds.

Sex SHOULD cost .000000000000¢, taking nanoseconds.
Mar 12, 2008

Not true. Different kind of math.

Not true. Different kind of math.
Mar 12, 2008

You absolutely need a load balancer.

@niel You absolutely need a load balancer.
Mar 12, 2008

Perhaps the answer is grid whores.

Perhaps the answer is grid whores.
Mar 11, 2008

Soon it will be alive online.

Soon it will be alive online.
Mar 11, 2008

Just four or five nights' work.

Just four or five nights' work.
Mar 11, 2008

Probably on The Morning News tomorrow.

Probably on The Morning News tomorrow.
Mar 11, 2008

I'm glad I'm not in Texas.

@Womack I'm glad I'm not in Texas.
Mar 11, 2008

Where should I store my universe?

@crnixon Where should I store my universe?
Mar 11, 2008

That's the project I was discussing.

That's the project I was discussing.
Mar 11, 2008

763 SXSW MP3s: Six-word reviews. http://tinyurl.com/2kyayl

763 SXSW MP3s: Six-word reviews. tinyurl.com/...
Mar 11, 2008

I'm guessing your wife, not mom?

@ginatrapani I'm guessing your wife, not mom?
Mar 11, 2008

"Little too tall/Could've used...pounds."

@jackrusher "Little too tall/Could've used...pounds."
Mar 11, 2008

I've finished a truly insane thing.

I've finished a truly insane thing.
Mar 11, 2008

Big table. Concerned Javascript would crawl.

@sogrady Big table. Concerned Javascript would crawl.
Mar 11, 2008

: Whoa. "Surfboard shaper, and vampire hunter."...

@jimmydare: Whoa. "Surfboard shaper, and vampire hunter." tinyurl.com/...
Mar 11, 2008

Wait--musicians are up before noon?

@Womack Wait--musicians are up before noon?
Mar 11, 2008

Ftrain sandwich! Turkey, mustard, onion, regret.

@sogrady Ftrain sandwich! Turkey, mustard, onion, regret.
Mar 11, 2008

Second editions are so damn rare.

@ginatrapani Second editions are so damn rare.
Mar 11, 2008

You're basically a publisher's dream forever.

@ginatrapani You're basically a publisher's dream forever.
Mar 11, 2008

It's all "Night Moves" from now.

@jimmydare It's all "Night Moves" from now.
Mar 10, 2008

Overwhelming day now ending, and beginning.

Overwhelming day now ending, and beginning.
Mar 9, 2008

As Jack says, MMA's somewhat chesslike.

As Jack says, MMA's somewhat chesslike.
Mar 9, 2008

Just returned from illegal Bronx fighting.

Just returned from illegal Bronx fighting.
Mar 9, 2008

How could he let down Silda?

How could he let down Silda?
Mar 9, 2008

You would have liked the fighting.

@jimmydare You would have liked the fighting.
Mar 9, 2008

Most likely him--Spitzer inherited tons.

@kendall Most likely him--Spitzer inherited tons.
Mar 9, 2008

Sure, I like to drink beer.

@strutting Sure, I like to drink beer.
Mar 8, 2008

It will kill. What's it about?

@jimmydare It will kill. What's it about?
Mar 7, 2008

: You should introduce yourself to @ginatrapani.

@askrom: You should introduce yourself to @ginatrapani.
Mar 7, 2008

: If you haven't met her already.

@askrom: If you haven't met her already.
Mar 7, 2008

: I like Austin, though. Sweet bats!

@kendall: I like Austin, though. Sweet bats!
Mar 6, 2008

Man. It's very cold in Austin.

Man. It's very cold in Austin.
Mar 6, 2008

Good thing I'm in New York.

Good thing I'm in New York.
Mar 5, 2008

Phrase I won't miss: "other America."

Phrase I won't miss: "other America."
Mar 5, 2008

"Attempting that is STUPID." Good sign.

"Attempting that is STUPID." Good sign.
Mar 5, 2008

: Now would that be...THIS LENS? http://tinyurl.com/2uqom3

@edd: Now would that be...THIS LENS? tinyurl.com/...
Mar 5, 2008

Because you both wear those glasses?

@hotdogsladies Because you both wear those glasses?
Mar 3, 2008

: Never read Gaitskill's fiction before today.

@arsepoetica: Never read Gaitskill's fiction before today.
Mar 3, 2008

Feeling FULL of fail, and jealous.

Feeling FULL of fail, and jealous.
Mar 3, 2008

Reading Gaitskill story that became "Secretary."

Reading Gaitskill story that became "Secretary."
Mar 3, 2008

You read the publisher's website interview?

@jimmydare You read the publisher's website interview?
Mar 2, 2008

Uploading a George Saunders video. Sweet!

Uploading a George Saunders video. Sweet!
Mar 2, 2008

Goofy new Ftrain vaguely about poetry....

Goofy new Ftrain vaguely about poetry. tinyurl.com/...
Mar 2, 2008

: Next to the socks and pills.

@arsepoetica: Next to the socks and pills.
Mar 2, 2008

I'm tentatively excited about Akala's album.

I'm tentatively excited about Akala's album.
Mar 2, 2008

: Happy birthday! Get back to work!

@askrom: Happy birthday! Get back to work!
Feb 29, 2008

So much cheaper than therapy, though.

So much cheaper than therapy, though.
Feb 29, 2008

Dollar pints hurt more than help.

Dollar pints hurt more than help.