March 2008

Mar 30, 2008

A diminutive British doctor lectured me.

A diminutive British doctor lectured me.
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Mar 30, 2008

Ohloh basically serves as my ESPN.

@anildash Ohloh basically serves as my ESPN.
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Mar 30, 2008

No dice. My JavaScript proves otherwise.

@mediajunkie No dice. My JavaScript proves otherwise.
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Mar 30, 2008

(But breaks in-page search, unfortunately.)

@mediajunkie (But breaks in-page search, unfortunately.)
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Mar 30, 2008

CSS 4 includes Liang's hyphenation algorithm(s)!...

CSS 4 includes Liang’s hyphenation algorithm(s)! tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 30, 2008

A baby would enhance my brand.

A baby would enhance my brand.
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Mar 30, 2008

Surprised by what others find odd.

Surprised by what others find odd.
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Mar 30, 2008

Meta-RickRoll via tweetscan (key: "2lrx46")....

Meta-RickRoll via tweetscan (key: “2lrx46”). tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 30, 2008

Geekery is like sport for me.

@anildash Geekery is like sport for me.
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Mar 29, 2008

Lez Zeppelin show: zepheads, ironists, lesbians.

Lez Zeppelin show: zepheads, ironists, lesbians.
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Mar 29, 2008

Best crowd I've seen in years.

Best crowd I’ve seen in years.
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Mar 28, 2008

Today: Breakfast, vampires, Java, Lez Zeppelin.

Today: Breakfast, vampires, Java, Lez Zeppelin.
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Mar 27, 2008

Luxly my office's in the back.

Luxly my office’s in the back.
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Mar 27, 2008

Shit. Forgot to go to work.

Shit. Forgot to go to work.
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Mar 26, 2008

AND USE THE FREAKING LITTER BOX.

AND USE THE FREAKING LITTER BOX.
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Mar 26, 2008

What kind of grandmother ARE you?

What kind of grandmother ARE you?
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Mar 26, 2008

Just LOOK at the friggin carpet.

Just LOOK at the friggin carpet.
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Mar 26, 2008

OH MY GOD PLEASE SHUT UP.

OH MY GOD PLEASE SHUT UP.
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Mar 26, 2008

The Steinski retrospective CDs are great.

The Steinski retrospective CDs are great.
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Mar 26, 2008

Orwell's bookstore description in _Aspidistra_: hooray.

Orwell’s bookstore description in _Aspidistra_: hooray.
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Mar 24, 2008

Honestly? My analotomy was purely cosmetic.

@ghostwhispers Honestly? My analotomy was purely cosmetic.
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Mar 24, 2008

One typo away from "dog-ooders."

One typo away from “dog-ooders.”
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Mar 24, 2008

I grieve for Oink EVERY DAY.

@mattb I grieve for Oink EVERY DAY.
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Mar 24, 2008

Sure, when you've finished "taint duty."

@ghostwhispers Sure, when you’ve finished “taint duty.”
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Mar 24, 2008

I want to be Joe Frank.

@artlung I want to be Joe Frank.
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Mar 24, 2008

Actually, that construction is occasionally useful.

@choire Actually, that construction is occasionally useful.
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Mar 24, 2008

Clarifies sourcing in longish/digressive grafs.

@choire Clarifies sourcing in longish/digressive grafs.
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Mar 23, 2008

"SternBears.com" already gone. I could've modeled!

@anildash “SternBears.com” already gone. I could’ve modeled!
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Mar 23, 2008

Any time after the blood test.

@fireland Any time after the blood test.
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Mar 23, 2008

Personal goal: disassociate "awesome" from "harried."

Personal goal: disassociate “awesome” from “harried.”
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Mar 23, 2008

"I'm so busy" tweets: paradox inherent.

“I’m so busy” tweets: paradox inherent.
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Mar 23, 2008

They're really saying: "I'm so awesome."

They’re really saying: “I’m so awesome.”
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Mar 22, 2008

That is a very sensible compromise.

@matthewmcvickar That is a very sensible compromise.
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Mar 22, 2008

Chose "Daisy Chain for Satan" instead.

Chose “Daisy Chain for Satan” instead.
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Mar 22, 2008

Cleaning. 900' Jesus or Mary J?

Cleaning. 900’ Jesus or Mary J?
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Mar 21, 2008

Eohippus-sized bees with tusks, agallop.

Eohippus-sized bees with tusks, agallop.
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Mar 21, 2008

Stealing the fennel, gulping apple cider.

Stealing the fennel, gulping apple cider.
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Mar 21, 2008

Read that as "giant bees." Unnerved.

@dollarshort Read that as “giant bees.” Unnerved.
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Mar 21, 2008

Google docs could revolutionize bad writing.

Google docs could revolutionize bad writing.
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Mar 21, 2008

"Doomsday" is truly some ridiculous shit.

“Doomsday” is truly some ridiculous shit.
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Mar 20, 2008

I _do_ "understand" polyamory. Just chill.

@fireland I _do_ “understand” polyamory. Just chill.
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Mar 20, 2008

Sorry, everyone. Intended that as private.

Sorry, everyone. Intended that as private.
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Mar 20, 2008

Sub-400 ID. Eight years old!

Sub-400 ID. Eight years old!
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Mar 20, 2008

Just remembered my ancient MeFi sockpuppet.

Just remembered my ancient MeFi sockpuppet.
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Mar 20, 2008

I just hurt my throat chuckling.

I just hurt my throat chuckling.
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Mar 20, 2008

Whoa. You just zinged a baby.

@jackrusher Whoa. You just zinged a baby.
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Mar 20, 2008

When we yiffing, bro? I'm ready.

@ghostwhispers When we yiffing, bro? I’m ready.
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Mar 20, 2008

Goucher is basically Miskatonic, I think.

@paulsmith Goucher is basically Miskatonic, I think.
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Mar 19, 2008

Five downloads in Transmission--all legal.

Five downloads in Transmission--all legal.
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Mar 19, 2008

Playlist: Nicks follows Winwood. Stand Back.

Playlist: Nicks follows Winwood. Stand Back.
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Mar 19, 2008

Two men, both nerds and dudes: http://tinyurl.com/34y9s2

Two men, both nerds and dudes: tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 18, 2008

One could track disease vectors here.

One could track disease vectors here.
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Mar 18, 2008

Ftrain all about civics and God:...

Ftrain all about civics and God: ftrain.com/...
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Mar 18, 2008

I always associate "sputum" with "jism."

@artlung I always associate “sputum” with “jism.”
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Mar 18, 2008

"Just snotted viridescent, viscoelastic, fetid mouthsilt!"

“Just snotted viridescent, viscoelastic, fetid mouthsilt!”
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Mar 18, 2008

Not just you. Witness: "coughed up."...

@wilw Not just you. Witness: “coughed up.” tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 18, 2008

You have evoked Subgenius zine yearnings.

You have evoked Subgenius zine yearnings.
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Mar 18, 2008

Which makes the flu very interesting.

Which makes the flu very interesting.
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Mar 18, 2008

Twitter: where men describe respiratory ejecta.

Twitter: where men describe respiratory ejecta.
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Mar 18, 2008

"My dribbling mansnot--impact on UX?"

“My dribbling mansnot--impact on UX?”
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Mar 17, 2008

More would be overkill, I think.

@billder More would be overkill, I think.
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Mar 17, 2008

Brooklyn civic architecture: 100% grandeur-proof.

Brooklyn civic architecture: 100% grandeur-proof.
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Mar 17, 2008

Justice has been paused for lunch.

Justice has been paused for lunch.
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Mar 17, 2008

Oh, how I crave comforting medicine.

Oh, how I crave comforting medicine.
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Mar 17, 2008

Every undertaking will require some hypocrisy.

Every undertaking will require some hypocrisy.
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Mar 17, 2008

Gossip Girl's filming by my workplace.

Gossip Girl’s filming by my workplace.
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Mar 17, 2008

I hope Ashley's real, without addictions....

I hope Ashley’s real, without addictions. tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 17, 2008

One juror's middle name is "rasberry."

One juror’s middle name is “rasberry.”
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Mar 17, 2008

Stop whispering my name, snack machines.

Stop whispering my name, snack machines.
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Mar 17, 2008

Learning to be a sexy juror.

Learning to be a sexy juror.
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Mar 17, 2008

Yeah, yeah. My keyboard's for elves.

@mediajunkie Yeah, yeah. My keyboard’s for elves.
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Mar 17, 2008

Valuable, meaningful, useful, elegant, intelligent...

@diminutivetiger Valuable, meaningful, useful, elegant, intelligent adjectives?
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Mar 17, 2008

Obama's rhetorical plank: "Will it blend?"

@arsepoetica Obama’s rhetorical plank: “Will it blend?”
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Mar 17, 2008

"Yes, jury duty now includes wireless."

“Yes, jury duty now includes wireless.”
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Mar 16, 2008

Let's never have today again. Thanks!

Let’s never have today again. Thanks!
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Mar 15, 2008

I'll help you if I can.

@jimmydare I’ll help you if I can.
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Mar 14, 2008

Oh God, the shamrocks. THEY BURN.

Oh God, the shamrocks. THEY BURN.
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Mar 13, 2008

Does my cruelty know no bounds?

@jackrusher Does my cruelty know no bounds?
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Mar 12, 2008

Not true. Different kind of math.

Not true. Different kind of math.
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Mar 12, 2008

Wow. This is bad for Obama. http://tinyurl.com/2wj86k

Wow. This is bad for Obama. tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 12, 2008

Perhaps the answer is grid whores.

Perhaps the answer is grid whores.
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Mar 12, 2008

$4000 don't buy what it did.

$4000 don’t buy what it did.
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Mar 12, 2008

Sex SHOULD cost .000000000000¢, taking nanoseconds.

Sex SHOULD cost .000000000000¢, taking nanoseconds.
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Mar 12, 2008

Forgot Moore's Law is not universal.

Forgot Moore’s Law is not universal.
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Mar 12, 2008

Like when you're shopping for hookers.

Like when you’re shopping for hookers.
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Mar 12, 2008

You absolutely need a load balancer.

@niel You absolutely need a load balancer.
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Mar 11, 2008

Ftrain sandwich! Turkey, mustard, onion, regret.

@sogrady Ftrain sandwich! Turkey, mustard, onion, regret.
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Mar 11, 2008

Just four or five nights' work.

Just four or five nights’ work.
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Mar 11, 2008

Second editions are so damn rare.

@ginatrapani Second editions are so damn rare.
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Mar 11, 2008

You're basically a publisher's dream forever.

@ginatrapani You’re basically a publisher’s dream forever.
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Mar 11, 2008

It's all "Night Moves" from now.

@jimmydare It’s all “Night Moves” from now.
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Mar 11, 2008

I'm glad I'm not in Texas.

@Womack I’m glad I’m not in Texas.
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Mar 11, 2008

Wait--musicians are up before noon?

@Womack Wait--musicians are up before noon?
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Mar 11, 2008

: Whoa. "Surfboard shaper, and vampire hunter."...

@jimmydare: Whoa. “Surfboard shaper, and vampire hunter.” tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 11, 2008

Big table. Concerned Javascript would crawl.

@sogrady Big table. Concerned Javascript would crawl.
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Mar 11, 2008

"Little too tall/Could've used...pounds."

@jackrusher “Little too tall/Could’ve used...pounds.”
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Mar 11, 2008

I'm guessing your wife, not mom?

@ginatrapani I’m guessing your wife, not mom?
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Mar 11, 2008

763 SXSW MP3s: Six-word reviews. http://tinyurl.com/2kyayl

763 SXSW MP3s: Six-word reviews. tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 11, 2008

That's the project I was discussing.

That’s the project I was discussing.
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Mar 11, 2008

Where should I store my universe?

@crnixon Where should I store my universe?
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Mar 11, 2008

Soon it will be alive online.

Soon it will be alive online.
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Mar 11, 2008

I've finished a truly insane thing.

I’ve finished a truly insane thing.
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Mar 11, 2008

Probably on The Morning News tomorrow.

Probably on The Morning News tomorrow.
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Mar 10, 2008

Overwhelming day now ending, and beginning.

Overwhelming day now ending, and beginning.
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Mar 9, 2008

Just returned from illegal Bronx fighting.

Just returned from illegal Bronx fighting.
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Mar 9, 2008

You would have liked the fighting.

@jimmydare You would have liked the fighting.
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Mar 9, 2008

Sure, I like to drink beer.

@strutting Sure, I like to drink beer.
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Mar 9, 2008

How could he let down Silda?

How could he let down Silda?
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Mar 9, 2008

As Jack says, MMA's somewhat chesslike.

As Jack says, MMA’s somewhat chesslike.
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Mar 9, 2008

Most likely him--Spitzer inherited tons.

@kendall Most likely him--Spitzer inherited tons.
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Mar 8, 2008

It will kill. What's it about?

@jimmydare It will kill. What’s it about?
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Mar 7, 2008

: You should introduce yourself to @ginatrapani.

@askrom: You should introduce yourself to @ginatrapani.
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Mar 7, 2008

: I like Austin, though. Sweet bats!

@kendall: I like Austin, though. Sweet bats!
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Mar 7, 2008

: If you haven't met her already.

@askrom: If you haven’t met her already.
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Mar 6, 2008

Good thing I'm in New York.

Good thing I’m in New York.
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Mar 6, 2008

Man. It's very cold in Austin.

Man. It’s very cold in Austin.
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Mar 5, 2008

: Now would that be...THIS LENS? http://tinyurl.com/2uqom3

@edd: Now would that be...THIS LENS? tinyurl.com/...
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Mar 5, 2008

Because you both wear those glasses?

@hotdogsladies Because you both wear those glasses?
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Mar 5, 2008

"Attempting that is STUPID." Good sign.

“Attempting that is STUPID.” Good sign.
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Mar 5, 2008

Phrase I won't miss: "other America."

Phrase I won’t miss: “other America.”
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Mar 3, 2008

Feeling FULL of fail, and jealous.

Feeling FULL of fail, and jealous.
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Mar 3, 2008

You read the publisher's website interview?

@jimmydare You read the publisher’s website interview?
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Mar 3, 2008

: Never read Gaitskill's fiction before today.

@arsepoetica: Never read Gaitskill’s fiction before today.
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Mar 3, 2008

Reading Gaitskill story that became "Secretary."

Reading Gaitskill story that became “Secretary.”
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Mar 2, 2008

: Happy birthday! Get back to work!

@askrom: Happy birthday! Get back to work!
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Mar 2, 2008

Uploading a George Saunders video. Sweet!

Uploading a George Saunders video. Sweet!
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Mar 2, 2008

I'm tentatively excited about Akala's album.

I’m tentatively excited about Akala’s album.
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Mar 2, 2008

: Next to the socks and pills.

@arsepoetica: Next to the socks and pills.
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Mar 2, 2008

Goofy new Ftrain vaguely about poetry....

Goofy new Ftrain vaguely about poetry. tinyurl.com/...
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Feb 29, 2008

So much cheaper than therapy, though.

So much cheaper than therapy, though.
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Feb 29, 2008

Dollar pints hurt more than help.

Dollar pints hurt more than help.
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