Why do oranges make good lawyers?
Because they always win on appeal.
Walking through Chinatown with Mo we passed a restaurant called Mandarin Court. “Excuse me, your honor,” I said. “But my client is seedless.” Mo rolled her eyes. “He's also a navel hero,” I said. “Oh!” Anyway, after a full train ride of focused thinking, during which time I nearly gave up on oranges in favor of bells, I decided that citrus is funnier and settled on the above. Then I searched through the Internet for variations but it seems to be original, or else I stole it from a six-year old.
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