September 27, 2009 - Snack
The packaging, while referring endlessly to piratical booty, glosses over sodomy, focusing instead on the fact that what is contained within is air-popped corn sprayed by a synthetic flavor hose.
| Food | Qty | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| Chips, All! Natural! Pop! Chips! 0.8 oz. Bag! | 100 | |
| Pirate's Booty Sea Salt & Vinegar (THAR BE GOOD; SHIVER ME TIMBERS!) YES PUFFED Rice and Corn! ALL NATURAL Good for You!, 1 bag | 130 | |
| Total | 230 |