September 26, 2009 - Breakfast
Not only has it plateaued but it's risen slightly, my weight. Which means. Which means argh. I'm staring at you, light beer. Is where I am staring. I was invited to a large barbecue that's being held today out on Floyd Bennett Field. Every single bit of food they plan to serve sounds fantastic. Which means I can't go. Even if I ride my bike out there and back it's a 3K kcal meal. Which means enough energy to raise a kilogram of water to 3,000 degrees centrigrade. Which is more than half the temperature on the surface of the sun. So there's a good chance that if I eat that barbecue I will turn into a ball of flame and bring death to everyone near. So I cannot do it. The image above is what my colon looks like right now.
P: I learned about a new memorization technique you should try.
[Wife]: What's that?
P: It's called "listening."
| Food | Qty | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| Cereal, Kashi, 1 c. | 120 | |
| Cereal, Nature's Path Organic Heritage, 3/4 c. | 1.3 | 160 |
| Milk, no fat, 1 c. | 90 | |
| Total | 370 |
Weight: 320 lbs