September 23, 2009 - Lunch
Another reading tonight but as I got off my bike and pulled my freshly ironed shirt from the cereal box I used to transport it I realized I did not bring an undershirt, a situation that unto itself, humidity be damned, is enough to reduce me to nervous sweating, and the humidity at 89 percent did the rest. So I purchased some new T-shirts, short on me but tuckable, and got lunch. I am redolent I tell you, redolent of chipotle & spray-starch & a new synthetic T-shirt. I smell like a Shanghai warehouse on fire in a Mexican drugstore. The last reading went well but this one is no sure thing. This time I will fail.
Irony (he means sarcasm) is a terrible companion on Valentine’s Day,
so I tried to make an artificial vagina out of stuff in the refrigerator.
--"Everything Nice Has a Crafted Satin Finish," Anne Boyer
| Food | Qty | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| Chicken, 1 oz. | 4 | 236 |
| Corn, 1 ear | 0.5 | 32 |
| Lettuce, 1 c. | 8 | |
| Rice, 1 c. | 0.4 | 77 |
| Salsa, 1 tbsp. | 6 | 60 |
| Sour cream, 1 oz. | 60 | |
| Total | 473 |