A lot of weird stuff at a dinner in Chicago. Suddenly caramel corn became an appetizer. Then we had kebabs. It kept sort of going. A lot of Miller Lite. Then back to my wife's uncle's place.
| Food | Qty | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| 1000-calorie unit of despair | 1.5 | 1500 |
| Total | 1500 |