I have lost all the other hats. Now I must wear the final hat.
I have lost all the other hats. Now I must wear the final hat.
Alt Text: A mass-produced knit cap in extremely bright blue, yellow, white, and red stripes, with a large blue, yellow, and red pom-pom on top. The forehead-covering part of the cap reads, in enormous white knit-pixelated letters, OLD BAY.