Aboard is out of closed beta and is now open beta! Sign up if you love organizing things and links into pretty cards with friends or solo. aboard.com ➛

I enjoy doing the NYT crossword but the little piano riff it plays on completion debases me. ➛

Buying things on Etsy: “Thank you for this order. God willing, my bursitis allows me to make it to curb within this fortnight, to flag the postal-carrier or his mule. Do you prefer red or blue yarn?” ➛

Buying things on Craigslist, 15 minutes before meetup time: “I am actually in Portugal.” ➛

Rock will float if you pray hard enough. Whole point of the Bible. ➛