The children pronounce STFU “stufoo,” and when I growled at them to shut it, just said, “You KNOW what that MEANS????” ➛

I like having slightly different personae on all the different Twitters. It makes it even more ridiculous. ➛

A good friend of mine confessed he has been mispronouncing the word “birds” to annoy his family. I asked him how long he's being doing it and he said, ”At least ten years.” ➛

I'm thinking of buying a ton of water purifiers and rain barrels and becoming the neighborhood water guy. For when it happens. Someone up the block already has chickens. ➛

Baby wake up new conscious uncoupling dropped nytimes.com/... ➛

Thinking about her ➛

Self reposts work, essential narcissist infrastructure. ➛