The children pronounce STFU “stufoo,” and when I growled at them to shut it, just said, “You KNOW wh...
The children pronounce STFU “stufoo,” and when I growled at them to shut it, just said, “You KNOW what that MEANS????” ➛
Jul 11, 2023
I like having slightly different personae on all the different Twitters. It makes it even more ridic...
I like having slightly different personae on all the different Twitters. It makes it even more ridiculous. ➛
Jul 10, 2023
A good friend of mine confessed he has been mispronouncing the word “birds” to annoy his family. I a...
A good friend of mine confessed he has been mispronouncing the word “birds” to annoy his family. I asked him how long he's being doing it and he said, ”At least ten years.” ➛
Jul 7, 2023
I'm thinking of buying a ton of water purifiers and rain barrels and becoming the neighborhood water...
I'm thinking of buying a ton of water purifiers and rain barrels and becoming the neighborhood water guy. For when it happens. Someone up the block already has chickens. ➛
Jul 5, 2023
Baby wake up new conscious uncoupling dropped https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/05/nyregion/de-blasio-...
Baby wake up new conscious uncoupling dropped nytimes.com/...
Mr. de Blasio’s marriage helped fuel his campaign for mayor of New York, and his intense personal and political bond with his wife drew admiration and scrutiny.