Concession Stand
Paul: I used to go to this movie theater operated by a dyslexic.
Scott: And he would put the times up all backwards?
Paul: Yes, that. But whenever you went to the concession stand, all they had were videotapes of policemen having sex, and I bought one once, and the policemen were totally smeared with grease.
Scott: (very disappointed) Yes?
Paul: All they sold was buttered cop porn.