Ftrain, by Paul Ford

CAPAlert (conservative Christian movie review sites) reviews My Big Fat Greek Wedding with this remarkable paragraph: “Now the physical aspects begin. To describe the progression of physical involvement between John and Toula, let me tell you about the old Ford Motor Company torque system. Before precision torque wrenches were developed to tighten bolts to precision tension so the bolt heads would not pop off due to heat expansion during full temperature operation, the FoMoCo developed the body measurement of torque to apply to bolts: finger tighten, full hand (with wrench), full hand and forearm, full arm, full arm and shoulder, full body. On their first date - during pottery class - when John dropped Toula off at her home, he gave her a ”finger tighten“ kiss. On the third or fourth date, it was a ”full hand“ kiss. It wasn't long before the kiss was ”full body.“ [Gal. 5:19, Eph. 5:5]”