December 2023, by Paul Ford (Ftrain)

Dec 30, 2023

Went to the bar with a pal and three hammered Nepalese dudes cornered us and made us watch tradition...

Went to the bar with a pal and three hammered Nepalese dudes cornered us and made us watch traditional dances on YouTube and talked about how much they miss their horses (bringing up photos), and I now feel that 2024 holds promise despite it all. ➛

Dec 28, 2023

I wonder if this works.

A bumper sticker on a great car. Two silhouettes of naked ladies holding up their hair and two hearts. It reads “If you steal my catalytic converter I will kill myself.”

Alt Text: A bumper sticker on a great car. Two silhouettes of naked ladies holding up their hair and two hearts. It reads “If you steal my catalytic converter I will kill myself.”

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Dec 25, 2023

Merry Christmas doofuses.

Merry Christmas doofuses. ➛