At around age 50 you are taken to a room and the only way out is two doors. One door is labeled SAD and the other is labeled CRAZY. You have to choose one. ➛

My son did everything he could to get out of going to school today and we had a long chat about why and he finally admitted that it was because they’re singing Owl City’s “Fireflies” in choir. ➛

*Extremely platform voice* my moats ➛

Right but the name of that bar was O’Hitler’s. ➛

I’m just not sure I got another of these in me. ➛