The Well-Intended, But Not Quite Interactive Schrödinger's Cat: A Rather Silly Experiment in Quantum Mechanics.

“Note to PETA: This is only a theoretical experiment...and it's okay, anyhow, because I ate the cat when I was done.”

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“Note to PETA: This is only a theoretical experiment...and it's okay, anyhow, because I ate the cat when I was done.”